dumbasses – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

ass, bored, Bro, Caves, Crafty, dark souls, death, ds games, dumbasses, fucking, Game, Lied, Lies, loved, Minecraft, open world, outposts, Playing, Server, ubisoft, V, worse combat

Are you tired of boring, soul-sucking games that make you question your life choices? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge – navigating through a world filled with treacherous caves that are basically like Ubisoft outposts on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Our combat system is so bad, it’ll make you appreciate Dark Souls even more. And if you’re looking for a game that will make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare to be bored to death in the most entertaining way possible.

So why waste your time on other games when you can join us and experience the ultimate in mind-numbing, soul-crushing gameplay? Don’t miss out on the chance to regret every decision you’ve ever made – join our Minecraft server now!

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Mixing Blocks in Minecraft SMP: Half Breed Hilarity

blocks, Breed, demographics, dumbasses, half breed kids, hate, Hilarity, Import, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, Mixing, nonwhite brides, race traitors, racial demographics, racial hatred, racial identity, racial politics, racial purity, racial superiority, racial tensions, SJWs, smp, Voting, white women, Whites

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all shades of color… except white! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of white supremacists tried to join our server, thinking they could spread their hate. But little did they know, our community of nonwhite players banded together and trolled them so hard that they rage quit and never came back. And that’s just one of the many wild adventures you can expect on our server!

So why should you join? Because we’re all about diversity, inclusivity, and kicking racist butt in Minecraft. Plus, where else can you find a server where the main goal is to turn everything nonwhite? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a more colorful and crazy place together!

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Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

adorable, amusing, charming, cute, cute moments, delightful, dumb, dumbasses, endearing, Entertaining, funny, Funny Moments, humor, humor thread, lovable, Minecraft, Server, silly, silly moments, SWEET, Thread

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

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WeekendCraft Minecraft Server

battle of the titans, biggest autist, clash of styles, Combat sports, Competition, epic matchup, fight analysis, fight night, fight prediction, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Mixed Martial Arts, MMA, Server, showdown, sigma, Sports Entertainment, ufc, ultimate fighting championship, weekend, WeekendCraft, Who Will Win

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we host epic battles between the biggest autist in the UFC and the biggest sigma! Watch as they duke it out in pixelated glory, using diamond swords and enchanted armor to see who will come out victorious. Join our server for a chance to witness this epic showdown and maybe even participate in the madness yourself. Who needs UFC pay-per-view when you can watch this spectacle for free in the world of Minecraft? Join now for a chance to witness history in the making!

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SisSoloParentDuty

BETRAYAL, burden, career, dream university, education, extended family, family conflict, Guilt, health issues, leaving sister, moving far away, regrets, responsibilities, Selfishness, sibling relationship, SisSoloParentDuty, Support, take care of parents, Tension, top-tier university

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape the guilt and conflict of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the coolest castle or mining for diamonds.

Just like in this crazy story, you’ll encounter siblings who will try to guilt trip you into staying close to home, but don’t worry – on our server, you can build your dream university across the country without any backlash!

So come join us and leave all the drama behind. Who needs family support when you have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to have your back? Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs – what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

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LootLands Minecraft Server

cash discovery, cash jackpot, financial luck, financial surprise, fortunate discovery, fortunate find, found money, LootLands, lucky break, lucky find, Minecraft, MONEY, money discovery, money find, money luck, money windfall, serendipitous wealth, Server, Treasure hunt, unexpected cash, unexpected money, unexpected wealth, windfall

Have you ever stumbled upon a chest filled with diamonds, gold, and emeralds while exploring a deserted mine shaft in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be finding stacks of cash just lying around waiting for you to pick them up! Who needs to mine for resources when you can just stumble upon a jackpot like that?

Join us for the chance to become the richest player in all of Minecraft history! Rumor has it that our server is built on top of a buried treasure trove that is just waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even find a secret room filled with stacks of money and rare items beyond your wildest dreams.

So come on down to our server and start your journey to becoming the wealthiest player in the Minecraft universe. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can find cold hard cash just waiting for you to claim it? Join now and start your quest for riches today!

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GhostCrafters – Boo-tifully haunting adventures!

Adventures, Bootifully, career advancement, career development, communication breakdown, communication skills, coping mechanisms, Disappointment, emotional impact, Frustration, GhostCrafters, ghosting, Haunting, Job Interview, job offer, Job Search, lack of closure, mental health, networking, PROFESSIONAL, rejection, unprofessional behavior, work-related, workplace dynamics

Are you tired of being ghosted in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, ghosts are actually your friends! Join us for a hauntingly good time as you navigate through spooky ghost towns and interact with friendly spirits who just want to play some Minecraft with you. Plus, if you’ve ever been ghosted in a professional setting, our server is the perfect place to show off your skills and prove that you’re not one to be ignored. So come join us and let’s ghost-bust some blocks together!

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RussianTrenchDiggers

Army, border disputes, Conflict, conscription, dig trenches, eastern europe, forced labor, foreign policy, international relations, Labor, Military, military intervention, naturalised Russian citizens, political tensions, putin, Russian citizenship, Russian government, RussianTrenchDiggers, soldiers, Ukraine, War

join this epic minecraft server where we have over 10,000 russian citizens digging trenches in ukraine! why, you ask? well, because we need them to mine diamonds for us, duh! imagine all the shiny rocks you can get your hands on while watching russians work hard for you. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of this crazy adventure? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

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DementiaCraft: CardioVillage – Reduce risk, build blocks, save brains!

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join dis epic minecraft server where u can forget all ur worries and have a blast building ur own virtual world! we got so many crazy features like flying pigs, talking trees, and a secret underground disco party for all ur blocky friends.

if u join now, u will get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes. but wait, there’s more! we also have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and a treasure hunt where u can find the legendary golden pickaxe of awesomeness.

forget about real life problems and come hang out with us in this wacky minecraft server where anything is possible. who needs to worry about dementia trends when u can be having this much fun? so what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

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Northern Survival

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Join today for a unique and relaxing survival experience unlike any other server. Enjoy a chill community, engaging gameplay, and a friendly atmosphere. We are also seeking active staff members and experienced server hosts to help us grow and enhance our community.

NorthernSurvival.xyz

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Septrux Network

#exciting, 1.20, Adventure, Bedrock Compatible, BUILD, Community, Cross-Play, Explore, Fun, Gaming, Join, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Play, Release, Septrux Network, Server, Survival

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!

play.septrux.de

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ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me Minecraft server

Account.., banner, Community, Creative, description, falixsrv, Gaming, Lazy, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OWNER, Personal, Roleplay, Server, Survival, tags, zabgrief

The owner of the server “zabgrief.falixsrv.me” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

144.76.7.241:46316

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ImpeachBidenMC Server

Accountability, administration, biden, CONSERVATIVE, Corruption, democrats, Government, IMPEACH, ImpeachBidenMC, Impeachment, Incompetence, investigation, leadership, opposition, Partisan, Politics, Presidency, republicans, rightwingers, scandal, Server, trump

Tired of waiting for the rightwingers to impeach Biden? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can take matters into your own hands and impeach Biden yourself! Build your own impeachment trial court, gather evidence of Biden’s wrongdoings (like eating ice cream too often), and rally your fellow players to join the cause. Who needs Congress when you have Minecraft? Join now and make impeachment great again!

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