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Crafty Lies Minecraft Server

ass, bored, Bro, Caves, Crafty, dark souls, death, ds games, dumbasses, fucking, Game, Lied, Lies, loved, Minecraft, open world, outposts, Playing, Server, ubisoft, V, worse combat

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	450585
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Buildings Constructed:	44	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57

Are you tired of boring, soul-sucking games that make you question your life choices? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge – navigating through a world filled with treacherous caves that are basically like Ubisoft outposts on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Our combat system is so bad, it’ll make you appreciate Dark Souls even more. And if you’re looking for a game that will make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and prepare to be bored to death in the most entertaining way possible.

So why waste your time on other games when you can join us and experience the ultimate in mind-numbing, soul-crushing gameplay? Don’t miss out on the chance to regret every decision you’ve ever made – join our Minecraft server now!

Mixing Blocks in Minecraft SMP: Half Breed Hilarity

blocks, Breed, demographics, dumbasses, half breed kids, hate, Hilarity, Import, Interracial Relationships, Minecraft, Mixing, nonwhite brides, race traitors, racial demographics, racial hatred, racial identity, racial politics, racial purity, racial superiority, racial tensions, SJWs, smp, Voting, white women, Whites

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we embrace all shades of color… except white! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of white supremacists tried to join our server, thinking they could spread their hate. But little did they know, our community of nonwhite players banded together and trolled them so hard that they rage quit and never came back. And that’s just one of the many wild adventures you can expect on our server!

So why should you join? Because we’re all about diversity, inclusivity, and kicking racist butt in Minecraft. Plus, where else can you find a server where the main goal is to turn everything nonwhite? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft a more colorful and crazy place together!

Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

adorable, amusing, charming, cute, cute moments, delightful, dumb, dumbasses, endearing, Entertaining, funny, Funny Moments, humor, humor thread, lovable, Minecraft, Server, silly, silly moments, SWEET, Thread

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5825
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	6872	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Crafty Fools: Where dumb faggots can avoid disasters with a little creativity! LOL

Accountability, anger, AVOID, avoidable situation, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, consequences, Crafty, creativity, Disappointment, Disasters, dumb, FAGGOT, Faggots, Failure, Fools, Frustration, Incompetence, Job, leadership, lol, loyalty, magi, RESPONSIBILITY, Sinbad, Support, teamwork

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mines Excavated:	3708	Dragon Eggs Found:	8430
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of incompetent support staff ruining your adventures in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and experience a world where Sinbad is always supported as a Magi, preventing all disasters and mishaps. Say goodbye to dumb faggots and hello to a magical journey filled with epic quests, crazy creatures, and endless fun. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this epic tale – join now and let the adventure begin!

CozyCraving: Where even creepers try to cozy up to you! 1.20.5 Compatible, just don’t get too close 🙈

1.20.5, close, Compatible, Cozy, CozyCraving, CREEPERS, dont, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4778
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Ores Mined:	6145
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Looking for a semi-vanilla survival server with cross-platform compatibility and minimal plugins? Look no further!! This is a NO WHITELIST, no items spawned survival server to play on with a great built up community. We use a plugin so you won’t have to worry about grief but can still build nearly anywhere. The server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist on this server?	No, there is no whitelist on this server.
Are items spawned on this server?	No, items are not spawned on this server.
What plugin is used to prevent griefing?	We use a plugin to prevent griefing while still allowing players to build almost anywhere.
Will the server ever be reset?	No, the server will never be reset and will slowly expand over time.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is play.cozycraving.com.

Crafty McCraftface

advice, Choices, Conflict, Crafty, Decision making, Dilemma, Empathy, Friend, friendship, guidance, Help, KAITLYN, McCraftface, moral, opinion, Peer, perspective, scenario, Situation, Support, Thread, wwyd

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	1518	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness Kaitlyn riding a pig while juggling diamond swords, or see her building a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon, or try your luck at finding the legendary enchanted golden potato hidden somewhere in the world.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Kaitlyn is waiting for you to join the madness!

WarzoneCraft: Where Millennial Soldiers Craft Their Way to Victory!

Afghanistan, Boys, Bravery, brotherhood, comrades, courage, Craft, deployment, Duty, Experience, Honor, iraq, Memories, Men, Military, millennial, Overseas, sacrifice, service, soldiers, unforgettable, Victory, War, WarzoneCraft

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4790
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you feel like a noob? Well, look no further because our server was made by millennial boys stationed in Afghanistan/Iraq who needed a break from the action and wanted to feel like men again! Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will make you feel like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden base filled with diamonds and treasure guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and unleash your inner soldier!

OurMine Survival .. Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, OurMine, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7943
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magic Items Found:	8156	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

The owner of the “OurMine Survival ..” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

s1.ourmine.ru

HighlandsMC: Where pixels unite to start real estate wars 1.20.4 🏛️ roleplay

1.20.4, Adventure, building, Claims, Community, Creation, Discord, Dynmap, Estate, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, HighlandsMC, Medieval, Minecraft, Moderation, pixels, real, Roleplay, Server, Start, Story, Survival, Territories, Towny, townyclaims, unite, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Star Shards Collected:	270
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3

HighlandsMC Server Overview

Features
Discord server for mapping, content creation, lore, and politics discussion
Excellent Dynmap for visualizing server claims and territories
Involved and friendly moderation team
Opportunity for players to create their own stories
Unique claiming system

What are you waiting for? Join the Discord today!!! https://discord.gg/VzESdyen7s

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join HighlandsMC server?	You can join by visiting our Discord server and following the instructions provided.
What makes HighlandsMC unique?	HighlandsMC offers a unique claiming system and encourages player creativity and storytelling.
Is there a specific theme or storyline on the server?	Players have the freedom to create their own stories within the server.
How can I get involved in server events?	Keep an eye on announcements in the Discord server for upcoming events and activities.

Castle Craft VS Hypixel

Better Vanilla, boss arena, castle craft, Custom Mobs, Economy, exp gain, familiar feel, loot crate, magic wands, mark leaving, minecraft server, Parkour, pet eggs, player opportunities, player party, PvE, PvP, Pvpve, server balance, Survival, survival adventure, survival engineering, town community, town creation, town world, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	5705	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	4539
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Comparison of Hypixel and Castle Craft Minecraft Servers

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide range of game modes	Potential for lag due to high number of players
Frequent updates and events	May feel less community-focused

Castle Craft

Pros	Cons
Focus on balanced vanilla experience	Smaller player base
Unique Boss Arena with custom mobs and bosses	Less variety in game modes compared to Hypixel
Friendly community and town building aspect	Potentially less frequent updates compared to Hypixel

FAQ

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to Castle Craft.

2. Which server offers a wider range of game modes?

Hypixel offers a wider range of game modes compared to Castle Craft.

3. Which server focuses on a balanced vanilla experience?

Castle Craft focuses on a balanced vanilla experience, bridging the gap between standard survival and adventure.

4. Which server has a unique Boss Arena with custom mobs and bosses?

Castle Craft features a unique Boss Arena with custom mobs and bosses, offering new survival-friendly loot and experiences.

Crafty Ladies Only: Pick Your Nationality!

attraction, beauty standards, Crafty, culture, DATING, Diversity, empowerment, equality, ethnicity, feminism, Global, Individuality, International, ladies, Nationality, personal choices, Perspectives, Pick, Preferences, relationships, society, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We have a secret underground society of ninja llamas who are experts at PvP combat and will challenge you to epic battles. And if that’s not enough, we also have a team of supermodels from all over the world who will be your loyal companions on your Minecraft adventures. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and choose your favorite nationality of women to conquer the virtual world with!

ShrekCraft: Where Shrek rules as the Germanic King of the Minecraft world! LOL

animated, Aryan, cultural appropriation, fairy tale, FANTASY, folklore, folklore analysis, Germanic, germanic king, Hero, hidden meanings, King, legend, lol, Minecraft, Movie, Myth, mythical creature, Ogre, Prove, rules, shrek, ShrekCraft, Story, Symbolism, world, wrong

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8854
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Divine Spears Created:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Void Gems Collected:	37

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw the most epic parties.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret portal to the Netherworld where you can challenge the Devil himself to a game of rock-paper-scissors for a chance to win a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, no one else can prove this wrong!

Terra Nova: The Server that’s 18+, Java-fied, White-Listed, and Driven by a Community with Extra Awesomeness!

Adventures, awesomeness, Bluemap, building contests, Community, Crafting, Driven, Economy, epic tale, EXTRA, FANTASY, FRIENDSHIPS, hard work, History, Javafied, Kindness, Legends, Mature, Medieval, next chapter, Nova, Parkour, perseverance, player-driven, pvp tournaments, Server, smp, terra, Valor, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Alien Abductions:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Terra Nova Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4
Community	18+
Features	Player-driven economy, weekly events, BlueMap for world exploration
Philosophy	No P2W, progression through perseverance

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is Terra Nova suitable for younger players?

Terra Nova is a community for players aged 18 and above to ensure a mature and friendly atmosphere.

2. What kind of events can I participate in on the server?

Weekly events include parkour challenges, building contests, and PvP tournaments to engage with other players.

3. How can I explore the world of Terra Nova?

Use the BlueMap provided on the server website to discover and admire creations of other players.

4. Does Terra Nova offer Pay-to-Win options?

No, Terra Nova does not sell ranks, items, or perks. Progression is based on hard work and dedication.

5. How can I join Terra Nova and become part of the community?

Visit the Terra Nova website and Discord server to connect with other players and start your adventure on the server.