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Dumb Digits Minecraft Server: Bio Fem Thread Thief

bio, bio fem, cybercrime, data breach, digital theft, Digits, dumb, Dummy, error, fem, fraudulent activity, HACKING, identity theft, Minecraft, mistake, Numbers, ONLINE, personal information, privacy violation, security breach, Server, Stolen, taken, the digits, thief, Thread, unauthorized access

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	788551	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because the digits were taken by some dummy in the bio fem thread is here to save the day!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and magic bacon that grants you superpowers! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond llama, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

But beware, there are rumors of a mischievous chicken who likes to steal players’ items and challenge them to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the chicken and reclaim your precious loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join the digits were taken by some dummy in the bio fem thread today for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7270
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

Blockhead Banter

Asshole, banter, Blockhead, CRUSADE, dog-pigs, dumb, dumb motherfuckers, Europe, Genocide, MOTHERFUCKERS, normal Europe, Quiet, russia, totalitarian

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Europe in Minecraft? Come join our server where we’ve taken historical accuracy and thrown it out the window! Instead of crusades and genocide, we have dog-pigs running around causing chaos and totalitarian assholes peacefully sitting down for tea parties in Russia. It’s a wild ride of absurdity and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockyBants Minecraft Server – Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever!

Abilities, Advanced Calculus, BlockyBants, certificate programs, coding, college, CREEPERS, data analyst, diamonds, dumb, FINALS, Friends, general studies degree, gigaretard, Graduation, Lazy, Math, Minecraft, parents, Server, square one, studying, stupidity, tech job, Ugly

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	236	Ores Mined:	5677
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of being a gigaretard in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, you can be a genius data analyst with just a few clicks! Join us and leave your embarrassing math and coding skills behind as you embark on a journey to become the smartest player in the blocky world.

Forget about studying for finals and retaking Advanced Calculus, because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic pixelated castle. Who needs a general studies degree when you can become a master builder in no time?

So come on, don’t be a brainlet in real life, join our server and let your creativity shine! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for redstone engineering and become the next Minecraft coding prodigy. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in our world. See you in the game, genius!

NinjaSisters’ Seething Server: Where Minecraft meets sibling rivalry with a side of confusion!

1300, 3300, Above, Acting, Anycolor, bad, below, confusion, cover, dumb, Explanation, Good, listed, meets, Minecraft, NinjaSisters, njijsisters, Rivalry, Seething, Server, sibling, Side, Threads

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Items Found:	2456	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the grass is always greener, the pigs fly, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. And don’t even get me started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Rumor has it that if you can beat Blocky Bob, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SimulatedCraft: Are We Living in a Minecraft World or Just a Glitch in the Matrix?

#bluepill, Artificial Intelligence, base reality, Boredom, Consciousness, dumb, existential crisis, existentialism, glitch, Humanity, ILLUSION, Living, Loneliness, matrix, Minecraft, Odds, Perception, philosophy, reality balance, SimulatedCraft, simulation, society, Technology, Truth, virtual reality, world

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1784	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
New Chunks Explored:	544172	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and insanity reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still).

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!

Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

Afterlife, arrogance, atheists, BELIEF, CREEPERS, diamonds, disbelief, Disrespect, dumb, Eternity, FAITH, Hell, HOLY, ignorance, joking, judgment, love god, mean, Message, Minecraft, mocking, NOTICED, phrase, Religion, Server, skull, spirituality

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Kek Kingdom

controversial, Crafty, dumb, Edgy, funny, hilarious, humor, internet culture, Kek, Kingdom, LOLOL, meme, mudsharks, offensive, personal experience, sarcasm, satire, social commentary, Stereotypes, top kek, trending, trolling, viral

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Villages Defended:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9822	New Chunks Explored:	771012
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of mudsharks decided to invade our server thinking they could outsmart us. Little did they know, we had a secret weapon – our pet creeper army! Those mudsharks didn’t stand a chance against our explosive friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you could have if you were able to tame this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest and most outrageous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Mudsharks be dumb, but you’ll be laughing all the way to the diamond bank!

Blockhead Bonanza: The Stupid Twink Edition

Absurd, Blockhead, bonanza, brainless, Clueless, Comical, dumb, Edition, Foolish, funny, humor, IDIOTIC, immature, laughable, meme, Naive, Nonsensical, Oblivious, Ridiculous, silly, stupid, twink, witless

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7166	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	4816

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with our ridiculous antics and crazy adventures!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of TNT, or have a dance party with creepers. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and guarded by a giant chicken. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the chicken in a dance-off will be rewarded with diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous and fun Minecraft experience of your life. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

Eggs Chillin

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

A chill, no-grief server with a mature community and basic features:

– 24/7, never offline – Supportive and chill community – Anti-grief utility – Keep inventory is enabled – Balanced economy, with player/admin shops, and an Auction House – Constantly evolving server – Crates, with keys earned strictly in-game

Join today, relax and enjoy

eggschillin.mcserver.us

Metaverse-mc

Creative, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Ahandy1’s Metaverse

Minecraft client versions 1.5.x – 1.18.x are supported.

metaverse-mc.net

RTC Minecraft

Creative, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Hello everyone!

RTC Minecraft is a small-ish server that has been active for over 8 years! We have a survival world (vanilla, with some plugins), creative world, and a mini-game world. The survival and creative worlds are open for playing at all times. We update our survival world seed fairly regularly, usually coinciding with major Minecraft updates. We recently have updated our survival world to 1.18.2 for our 7th world seed.

We get together twice a week on Friday and Sunday evenings (8pm EST) to play games on the server. The games are all custom built on the server but heavily inspired by games that you have likely seen played by youtubers and streamers. We also regularly have big event games throughout the year, including an ongoing king series. We also do Cards Against Humanity fairly regularly, and we will occasionally have some other games going as well.

We are open to anyone joining, and we’re a pretty lax group in general. However, this is an adult server, so mature themes are discussed at times, and we expect everyone to be treated respectfully. We do have some rules, which you will need to verify that you’re ok with when you join our discord.

If you’re wanting to join, please fill out the google form link below, which will also give you a link to our discord.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSeIqfeAXb7zDkK5KX4nZ3Cxkd1LkEdQaRtIWI0fO9L0Rf_B_w/viewform

Hope to see y’all soon!

RTCommunity.mcserver.us

golden smp

PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Votes:	4364	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

The Golden Smp a lore based server that has lore like the Dream SMP (on the discord server) https://discord.gg/RaTb7TCyzY https://discord.gg/RaTb7TCyzY https://discord.gg/RaTb7TCyzY https://discord.gg/RaTb7TCyzY https://discord.gg/RaTb7TCyzY https://discord.gg/RaTb7TCyzY https://discord.gg/RaTb7TCyzY https://discord.gg/RaTb7TCyzY

51.68.21.117:25580

Indpixel

bedrock, java, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Runes Activated:	2

Hello And Hey There!

We are yet another Minecraft Server, so you must ask yourself “Why must I join this Server? There are Many Other servers Of More Than hundreds!”. Well, Read This And Find Out For Yourself

IND PIXEL is a cracked community server that aims to provide the best experience by offering new and exciting features for all players!. At present we offer Survival Server that you can play on. On IND PIXEL server Java and Bedrock Players Both Are Welcome to Play on Our Survival Server.

Java Server IP: indpixelsmp.mysrv.usBedrock Server IP: 162.55.235.223 and Port : 25610Discord: https://discord.gg/9mZuHQ8Avw

indpixelsmp.mysrv.us

Your Realms server Minecraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

A Minecraft license is required to enter the server!Pure public server. Survive, build, but be careful!(It’s dangerous on the server) ;)Save inventory: YESPVP: NO

derpteam.ru

Op Skyblock

Skyblock

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

op skyblock server with loot of cool things like mobspawners crates jobs minions ore generators and lots more come find it

opskyblock.my.pebble.host:25582

Smioozpvp 1.7 – 1.8

1v1, Cracked, Practice, PvP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	204	Endless Night Skies:	5

Hey ! SmioozPvP is a Practice Server for Premium and Crack with really great KB and an awesome community. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have the best anticheat and an active staff.

Our server supports :1.7.x (LAGGY)

1.8.x

play.smioozpvp.tk

BLOCK-CRAFT server Minecraft

Anarchy, Donations, Economy, Private, PvP, Russian, Survival

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	14
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

The owner of the “BLOCK-CRAFT” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Play.block-craft.ru

Elq Hub

Anarchy, Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Play a lot of minigames in this server! this server is new and currently just have 2 gamemodes (Survival and Bedwars) but we will try to make more gamemode soon…

elqhub.mcalias.com:27231