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Blocky Bois and Gurlz: Incels Gone Wild

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Emeralds Found:	1339
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Buildings Constructed:	22	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4

If you’re tired of being a basic bro stuck in the virtual world of dating apps, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a hero in your own pixelated paradise!

Forget about swiping left or right, on our server, you’ll be swiping your sword to slay dragons and creepers alike. Who needs a dating app when you can find your true love in the form of a rare diamond ore?

And don’t even get us started on how video games and porn have ruined modern men. On our server, you’ll be too busy building epic castles and battling evil mobs to even think about those pixelated distractions. Plus, who needs virtual fantasies when you can live out your wildest dreams in a blocky world?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of modern manhood. Who needs social media and dating apps when you can have an adventure of a lifetime right at your fingertips?

SexyTenchiCraft: Where Minecraft meets the ultimate anime debate!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Votes:	3313
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	216
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you Tenchi Muyo fans out there! Join us and settle the age-old debate of who is the sexiest Tenchi girl once and for all through epic build battles and trivia challenges.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground hot spring where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that Sasami herself comes to soak in the hot spring every Tuesday night – don’t miss your chance to catch a glimpse of the cutest space princess in action!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, embark on a quest to find the legendary Jurai tree, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its secrets and unlock untold riches?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Tenchi Muyo-themed Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

AnimeBoysCraft: Where You Can Finally Date Your Favorite Anime Characters in Minecraft!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Do you dream of being a kawaii anime boy with magical powers? Well, look no further because our server lets you transform into your wildest anime fantasies! Join us and become the ultimate senpai or waifu in the Minecraft world. Fight off creepers with your magical girl powers or summon a giant mecha to protect your base. The possibilities are endless when you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner anime hero!

SpanishSucksButMinecraftRocks – where building is easier than conjugating verbs!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Towns Built:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers that make you want to take a siesta? Well, look no further because our server is like a fiesta for your brain! We promise you won’t be saying “adios” to this server anytime soon.

Join us and embark on a wild adventure through a world where Spanish is so last season. Our server is like a spicy taco of fun, with quests that will make you say “¡Ay, caramba!” and challenges that will have you shouting “Olé!”

Forget about Spanish being boring, on our server, Portuguese is the new black! You’ll be speaking the language of samba in no time, and trust us, it’s a lot more fun than conjugating verbs in Spanish.

So why settle for a server that sounds as gay as a flamenco dancer when you can join us and experience the wild, crazy world of Portuguese-speaking Minecraft? Don’t be a French fry, come join the party!

Crafty Clash: Master Duel Madness

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Love Letters Sent:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	3047	Towns Built:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. These pigs led the player on a wild adventure through a magical forest filled with talking trees and flying llamas. The player was so amazed by the absurdity of it all that they couldn’t help but laugh uncontrollably.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride on the backs of giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that sing when you walk by, and battle a boss monster that’s actually just a giant block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the hilarity for yourself. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next on “Her game”!

VoteCraft: Mexican Mayhem Edition

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	421
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old politics and ready to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only voting you’ll be doing is for which block to place next!

We’ve got a thriving community of players who have all sworn allegiance to the almighty diamond sword, and we even have our own in-game elections for mayor of the village (spoiler alert: it’s always the player with the most epic house).

So forget about real-world politics and come join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few friendly pranks on your fellow players. Who needs politicians when you’ve got pigs in top hats and chickens riding on llamas? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

HonkaiCraft – All Aboard the Star Rail to LOLs and Llamas!

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6090
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Votes:	8766
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	95

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and chaos!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere and starts a flash mob. But wait, there’s more! As you explore the vast landscapes of our server, you might stumble upon a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers. Don’t worry, they’re friendly dancers!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that will grant you three wishes if you can catch them. Who needs a genie in a lamp when you have flying pigs in Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GFs and Diamonds Minecraft Server: Where Love and Loot Collide!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of trying to make friends in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you don’t need to worry about socializing with real people! Our pixelated world is filled with friendly and talkative villagers who are always up for a chat. Plus, our server is so addicting that you won’t even have time to think about making friends in real life. Join us now and say goodbye to socializing forever!

RainbowCraft: Where Latinx Players Outshine the Rest in Gayness!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	7796
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Come join our Minecraft server where Latinx folk are twice as gay as white and black people in the USA! Why, you ask? Because our server is so fabulous that it turns everyone into rainbow-loving, glitter-throwing unicorns! We’ve got parties that make Studio 54 look like a snooze fest and our pixel art is so fierce, even Beyoncé would be jealous. So come on over and let your inner diva shine on our server – you won’t regret it!

Crafting Chaos: The Ultimate STR vs DEX Minecraft Showdown!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6388
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds houses and farms all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Welcome to the ultimate showdown of STR vs DEX, where players must choose between strength and dexterity in epic battles of skill and strategy.

Join us on this server for a chance to prove your worth in intense PvP battles where only the strongest or most agile will survive. Will you wield a mighty diamond sword and crush your enemies with brute force, or will you rely on your lightning-fast reflexes to dodge attacks and strike with precision?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss who rules over the land with an iron beak. Defeat the Chicken King and claim his golden egg for yourself, granting you untold riches and power beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on STR vs DEX for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, choose wisely – because in this world, only the strong or the swift will survive!