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SeriesLoverMC SMP

action, binge watching, Characters, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, episodes, FANTASY, favorite series, Mystery, Plot, reality tv, romance, Sci Fi, Seasons, series finale, SeriesLoverMC, smp, streaming, television, Thriller, tv shows

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Emeralds Found:	6957	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and unexpected twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and guarded by a team of ninja llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Block Party: The Server You’ll Never Say NO To!

Adventure, beach days, BLOCK, books, Chocolate, coffee, desserts, family, Food, friendship, Fun, Happiness, Laughter, love, movies, Music, Nature, Party, Pets, Server, shopping, spa days, travel, Youll

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Crops Grown:	9495
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	37
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to say “NO” to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. So why say “NO” to all this craziness when you could be saying “HECK YEAH” instead? Join now and let the madness begin!

PrisonSwapCraft Minecraft Server

cold war, Detainees, Diplomacy, Espionage, exchange, foreign affairs, Gershkovich, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Minecraft, political news, post-Soviet history, prisoner swap, prisoners, PrisonSwapCraft, russia, Server, united states, US, Whelan

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6007	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9

OMG GUYZ, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST PULLED OFF DA BIGGEST PRISONER SWAP SINCE LIKE FOREVER. WE FREED GERSHKOVICH AND WHELAN, LIKE WHO EVEN ARE THEY? BUT THEY MUST BE SUPER IMPORTANT IF WE SWAPPED THEM WITH RUSSIA.

SO YEAH, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOME CRAZY INTERNATIONAL DIPLOMATIC DRAMA, JOIN OUR SERVER. MAYBE U CAN BE THE NEXT HOSTAGE WE SWAP FOR DIAMONDS OR SOMETHING. WHO KNOWS, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS.

ALSO, WE HAVE A PET PIG NAMED VLADIMIR WHO WEARS A TINY USHANKA. IF THAT’S NOT A REASON TO JOIN, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.

COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT HISTORY TOGETHER, ONE PRISONER SWAP AT A TIME. LOLZ.

Baby Boom Server

abortions, baby, birth control, boom, Childcare costs, economic support, Family Planning, Family Support, gender equality, healthcare costs, J.D. Vance, Kids, maternal health, No fault divorces, Paid maternity leave, parental leave, reproductive rights, Server, Social policies, wages, Women, Women’s Health, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2

lolz, so like, if u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, u gotta know dat we got da most lit community out there. like, we all about supportin’ dem mamas and helpin’ dem have dem babies if dey want. but we ain’t about blockin’ dem choices, nah nah. we all about makin’ dem mamas feel loved and supported while dey do what’s best for demselves. u wanna join a server dat’s all about liftin’ each other up and havin’ a good time, den dis is da place for u. plus, we got da best builds and da craziest adventures waitin’ for u. so come on over and join da fun!

AI Hallucination Detector 2.0

Accuracy, ai, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, computer science, correct answers, data analysis, detector, hallucination, Hallucinations, incorrect answers, innovation, leading methods, machine learning, methodology, neural networks, new development, research, scientific breakthrough, scientists, Technology, validation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crops Grown:	9042	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Towns Built:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the AI is like, totally trippin’ balls? well, do we have the server for u! our scientists have developed this new algorithm that can spot AI ‘hallucinations’ like, 79% of the time! that’s like, way better than other servers, man. imagine all the crazy stuff u can see the AI doing, it’s gonna be a total trip, dude. so come join us and see the AI go wild, it’s gonna be a blast!

GrannyCraft: The Server Your Mom Warned You About – Now with extra grandma vibes!

Active, Community, Community Projects, content creators, Creative, Discord, Discord Channels, Events, EXTRA, FPS improver, Free to build, Friendly, Game changing mods, Grandma, GrannyCraft, HaleM#6797, Interesting roles, long-term players, Mods, mom, motivated, Plugins, Server, smp, tech support, Vanilla, VIBES, WARNED

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

GritCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	SMP
Version	1.21
Platform	Java
Style	Vanilla
Features	Hermitcraft-like, Whitelist, Mature players, 4th season

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Contact server owner on Discord: HaleM#6797
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, the server provides a grief and abuse free experience.
Are there community projects and events?	Yes, the server offers community projects and events for players to participate in.
Are there any Discord channels for content creators?	Yes, there are Discord channels specifically for content creators on the server.
Are there any specific roles on the server?	Yes, there are many interesting roles for players to choose from.

RaidGoons Minecraft Server: Payday 3 Suicide Squad

action, Community, cooperative play, crime, criminal underworld, Gaming, heist, mental health, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Payday, Payday 3, Players, RaidGoons, Rising, Server, Shooter, squad, strategy, SUICIDE, SUICIDE WATCH, Support, teamwork, video games

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Star Shards Collected:	294
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	984926

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because RAIDGoons is here to shake things up! Our server is so intense that even Payday 3 players are on suicide watch because they can’t handle the adrenaline rush of our epic raids.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a secret base inside a volcano. Our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, we have a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join RAIDGoons today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WorkinCraft SMP: OP Fucks Off and Clocks In Edition

adulting, career, Clocks, Edition, fucks, fucks off, für, Furry, furry community, goes to work, Job, LEAVING, life balance, op, productivity, PROFESSIONAL, RESPONSIBILITY, s/fur, smp, Time management, work edition, work ethic, work life, WorkinCraft

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness s/furOP getting fed up with Minecraft and deciding to go to work instead. Will they ever return? Who knows, but the chaos they leave behind is sure to keep you entertained for hours.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the chickens or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring incredible luck to those who can find it. Will you be the one to uncover the Diamond Pig’s secrets and become the richest player on the server? Join now and find out!

MommyLookAlikeCraft

Apology, awkward, beauty standards, Boundaries, Communication, comparison, Conflict Resolution, emotional intelligence, Empathy, friendship, Insecurity, MommyLookAlikeCraft, Motherhood, parenting, personal space, perspective, self esteem, self reflection, sensitivity, social interactions, Understanding

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5982
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to a baby’s cuteness level! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and no awkward comparisons. Our server is the perfect place to escape from weird situations like the one mentioned above. Plus, we have a special apology corner for when you accidentally snap at someone for comparing you to a baby (we’ve all been there, right?). So come join us and let’s build some amazing creations together – without any strange comments about who looks better in a photo!

HangryCraft

Appetite, comfort food, cravings, dessert, food cravings, food obsession, gluttony, guilty pleasure, HangryCraft, indulgence, Indulgent, indulging, Irresistible, overeating, overindulgence, satisfaction, Savory, SNACKS, sweet tooth, temptation

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Enchantments Applied:	227	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you a Minecraft player who can’t resist the temptation of virtual food, even when your hunger bar is full? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with endless amounts of delicious virtual food that will have you drooling in real life. From pixelated pizzas to blocky burgers, you’ll never go hungry in our world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of stand-up comedy. Join them for a night of laughs and milkshakes that will have you mooing with joy.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and feast your way to victory!