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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4666 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 18 | Emeralds Found: | 9354 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 19 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
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