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  • NikkeiCraft: Bear Market Madness

    NikkeiCraft: Bear Market Madness

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    lol u kno wat u need when u sad about stocks? MINECRAFT SERVER. come join us and forget all ur worries about bear markets and stuff. we got creepers blowin up ur problems, zombies eatin ur financial stress, and skeletons shootin ur worries away.

    our server is like a magical place where u can build ur dream house out of virtual blocks and pretend like u rich in a world where diamonds are more valuable than stocks.

    join us and u will never have to worry about ur portfolio again, cuz u will be too busy mining for gold and fighting off dragons. plus, our community is so lit, u will make friends who will have ur back even when ur stocks are down.

    so come on, forget about japan’s stock rout and enter a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds u can find. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • CityLifeCraft

    CityLifeCraft

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    come join our minecraft server and escape the mundane life of being stuck in your boring city or neighborhood. on our server, you can explore endless lands, build epic castles, and even ride unicorns into battle.

    we have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade you rare items in exchange for your soul (just kidding…or are we?).

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it poops out diamonds instead of eggs.

    if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the edge of the map where you’ll find a portal to the land of dancing creepers. they throw the best parties in all of minecraft, trust us.

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you have a world full of diamond chickens and dancing creepers?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Souls, Mods, and Whitelists, Oh My! Welcome to Soulmc!

    Souls, Mods, and Whitelists, Oh My! Welcome to Soulmc!

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    Soulmc <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/onlinieschool/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Overview

    Server Name Soulmc Minecraft Server
    Established 2023
    Developers 6+
    Custom Plugins Yes

    Why Choose Us?

    We offer a bug-free and fair gaming experience with experienced developers and a welcoming community.

    How to Join?

    Contact our recruiter on Discord at smokelover_ to get whitelisted and start playing on our server.

    Strict Rules

    1. No Cheaters
    2. No Griefers
    3. Do not ruin other players’ experience

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Contact our recruiter on Discord at smokelover_ to get whitelisted.

    Q: Are there any strict rules on the server?

    A: Yes, cheating, griefing, and ruining other players’ experience are strictly prohibited.

    Q: Are there any bugs or unfair advantages on the server?

    A: Our experienced developers ensure that there are no bugs or unfair advantages on our server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • FrenchFury Minecraft Server

    FrenchFury Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of being surrounded by weak anglo cucks in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the true power of the French! Our players are all skilled warriors who will never let anyone push them around. Plus, rumor has it that our secret weapon is a baguette that can summon an army of beret-wearing minions to do our bidding. So come join us and show those anglo cucks who’s boss! Vive la France!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • Minecraft SMP: RWBYTrashPTSD2807

    Minecraft SMP: RWBYTrashPTSD2807

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    🌟 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! 🌟

    Looking for a server where you can argue about RWBY all day long without anyone telling you it’s good? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for RWBY lovers and haters alike to come together and duke it out.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a strict rule against discussing ships, porn, E-Celebs, or IRL politics because who needs that drama in their virtual world? And if you see any spam posts, just report them and ignore the haters. Don’t believe their lies, trust us, we’re the real deal.

    In our latest events, Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!), but fear not, all RT content and some RWBY content can now be found at rtarchive.org. And if that wasn’t wild enough, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media – what a plot twist!

    So come join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP where Patch will rise again and the madness never ends. Who knows what insane adventures await you in this wacky world? Join now and let the chaos begin! 🎉🎮🤪

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • DinnerFoodDrama Minecraft Server

    DinnerFoodDrama Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appear out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Meat Monster, a creature made entirely out of meat that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Meat Monster and claim victory?

    Join now for a truly bizarre and unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even shopping for meat without being told!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • BabysitCraft: Teen Trouble

    BabysitCraft: Teen Trouble

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where co-parenting drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where your only responsibility is to craft and survive.

    Are you tired of your ex making questionable parenting decisions? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own virtual family without any drama. No child support, no babysitting duties – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

    Imagine a world where your only concern is keeping your virtual Lab fed and watered, without any reminders needed. Say goodbye to awkward conversations with your ex about who should be responsible for the kids – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is protecting your creations from creepers.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing more entertaining than building epic structures is watching the virtual drama unfold. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • CityScapeMinecraftSMP

    CityScapeMinecraftSMP

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    Are you tired of being judged for where you come from? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave your bad reputation at the door! We’ve got players from all over the world who will welcome you with open arms and help you build a new reputation from scratch. Plus, rumor has it that the mayor of our virtual city is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s show the world that our city is the place to be!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBrainFarts

    BlockyBrainFarts

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    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP

  • EnergeticKidsMC

    EnergeticKidsMC

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    so, like, this server is, like, totally safe for kids, ya know? like, we got rid of all the potential energy so no more injuries happen, like, ever! join us and your kids will be, like, totally safe from harm, bro!

    we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!

    plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.minewind.net
    New Server IP