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Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 516 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 277 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old cow pies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled Bacon Tree, where crispy bacon strips grow ripe for the picking.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be hanging out with Diamond Cows and harvesting bacon from trees? Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!