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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8517 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 22 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
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