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Crafty Coomers: Where Minecraft meets adult entertainment!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, dubs decides what genre of porn you watch while you play! That’s right, every time you find a diamond, dubs gets to choose whether you watch alien tentacle porn or granny gang bangs. It’s a wild ride of unexpected surprises and questionable viewing choices. Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other! -
DubPoopCraft: Where Big Smelly Poopers Await!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because on our server, you can get dubs to see her big smelly pooper! That’s right, every time you roll doubles, you get a special sneak peek at a giant pooper made out of blocks. It’s the ultimate challenge for all Minecraft players who dare to enter our crazy world. Join now and see if you have what it takes to uncover the mystery of the big smelly pooper! -
DubCraft: Where Dubs Reign Supreme!
Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on this server, dubs are not just a random occurrence, they are a way of life. Forget about those boring sub versions, here you will be blessed with the most glorious dubs you have ever seen.But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be granted the power to control time itself. That’s right, you will be able to speed up the day-night cycle with just a snap of your fingers. Imagine the chaos you can create with such power!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – on this server, you will find a secret hidden treasure that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Legend has it that this treasure is guarded by a pack of creeper riding pigs, but if you are brave enough to face them, the reward will be worth it.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just become the next blocky hero of this server!
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PaternalPurgeCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking control of your destiny just like this mom took control of her son’s last name! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and maybe even some baby daddy issues.Are you tired of deadbeat dads in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we don’t tolerate absentee parents! Take charge like this mom did and remove any dead weight holding you back – whether it’s a last name or a player who never logs on.
Join us and create your own epic story, where you can build a world where deadbeat dads are a thing of the past and where you can forge your own path without anyone holding you back. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen!
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CraftyBuilders Minecraft Server
Are you a master at building giant phallic structures in Minecraft? Do you have a natural talent for trolling your friends with elaborate traps and pranks? Then boy oh boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you!Join our server and show off your amazing skills in building the most ridiculous and outrageous creations you can think of. From a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn to a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, the possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players compete to see who can pull off the most epic pranks and tricks on their fellow gamers. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant maze, the laughs never stop on our server.
So if you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and let your creativity run wild! Just be prepared for the chaos and hilarity that awaits you.
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TrumpCraft2020
Are you tired of boring old politics? Want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle or finding diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft server!Join us and leave the real world behind as you explore vast landscapes, battle dangerous mobs, and team up with fellow players to create epic builds. And the best part? No politics allowed!
So why join our server? Because here, the only thing Trump brings to the table is a hilarious skin you can wear while you mine for resources. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft adventures!
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CraftyCancerCure
come join our minecraft server for a chance to save ukrainian children with cancer by playing virtual blocks!! every block you mine helps fund their treatment in switzerland!! become a hero in the virtual world and in real life!! build hospitals, raise money, and fight off evil mobs to save the day!! join now and make a difference, one block at a time!! -
ButterCraft: The Land of No Cheaters, Just a Bunch of Eggs
Minecraft Server Overview
Points Description Feature-Rich Modes Provides a variety of feature-rich modes Anti-Cheating Measures Strict prevention of all forms of cheating Friendly Community A community that is friendly no matter the skill level FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer What is the server’s IP? play.buddercraft.net Are modded or pirated clients allowed? No, they are strictly prohibited. Only certain specified mods listed are allowed, such as those for Badlion Client. How strict is the server on cheating? The server has a zero-tolerance policy for cheating of any kind. Any violations will result in a permanent ban. Is joining the Discord server required? It is not required, but highly recommended for community engagement and updates. What version of Minecraft does the server run on? The server always runs on the latest version, with updates typically applied within a week or two after a new release. -
EldenCraft – Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!
2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the beat of “Creeper, Aw Man”!
3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking cows. Don’t ask how we found it, just come and experience it for yourself!
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear guarded by a giant chicken wearing a crown. Will you be the one to claim the loot?
5. We host weekly events where players can compete in ridiculous challenges like “Build a castle using only dirt blocks” or “Race against a herd of stampeding sheep”. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual high-five from our resident Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure insanity!