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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 8313 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 6373 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4559 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!