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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 3512 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4476 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
yo, u wanna join this minecraft server? lemme tell u, it’s like if milli vanilli were actually good at something – minecraft! we got pigs that can do the moonwalk, chickens that can sing better than milli vanilli, and creepers that can breakdance like nobody’s business.
plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt hut into a mansion with just a flick of his wand. and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have where all the mobs go to party.
so come on, join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you’re milli vanilli, then you might regret not joining sooner.
