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CraftyCashGifts

CraftyCashGifts, dream purchase, Extravagant, gift, indulgence, luxury, me time, pampering, personal gift, personal luxury, personal splurge, self appreciation, self love, self-care, self-gift., self-indulgence, self-reward, shopping spree, special treat, treat yourself, Wishlist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Void Armor Forged:	28
Star Shards Collected:	91	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

If someone handed you $1,000 on our Minecraft server and told you it could only be spent on a gift for yourself, what would you get? Well, let me tell you, on our server, that $1,000 could buy you a magical unicorn that poops diamonds, a jetpack made of enchanted cheese, or even a pet dragon that farts rainbows! Join us now and let your wildest dreams come true in the most absurdly awesome ways possible!

Crush Craft Server

Craft, Crush, Curiosity, Hidden feelings, introspection, love, missed opportunities, Mystery, relationships, romantic interest, secret admirers, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-confidence, self-perception, Server, unknown, unreciprocated feelings, unrequited love

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just mining away in Minecraft and you think to yourself, “I wonder how many people have had a crush on me?” Well, on this server, you’ll never have to wonder because EVERYONE will have a crush on you! That’s right, we’ve got a special love potion plugin that makes everyone fall head over heels for you as soon as you log in.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Bigfoot, you’ll win a prize so rare and valuable, we can’t even tell you what it is.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual “Build-a-Burger” competition. Players compete to build the most delicious-looking burger in Minecraft, and the winner gets to have their creation magically transformed into a real-life burger that they can eat in front of all their jealous friends.

So come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server where anything is possible and everyone is in love with you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Pandemic Panic Minecraft Server

2019, 2023, Analysis, death rates, Decade, Early adult mortality, health crisis, higher, Impact, Implications, Minecraft, pandemic, Panic, post-COVID, public health, research, Rise, Server, statistics, study, trends, US

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Enchantments Applied:	91	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Dragon Scales Harvested:	179	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Yo, have u heard of this cray cray Minecraft server? Let me tell u, it’s lit af! Join us and u’ll have a blast like never before!

So, like, rumor has it that if u don’t join this server, ur early adult mortality rate is gonna be higher in the US post-COVID. Like, who wants that, amirite? But if u join us, u’ll be safe from all that nonsense. We got ur back, fam!

I heard that in 2023, the death rates were like 70 percent higher if u weren’t part of this server. That’s some scary stuff, man. But if u join us, u’ll be living your best life, no cap!

And get this, in 2019 the death rates were 20 percent lower than in 2023. Like, what even happened in those 4 years? But if u join our server, u’ll be protected from all that madness. Trust me, u won’t regret it!

So what are u waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to early adult mortality rates! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

OrbitMC

Community, Experience, Fun, Game, Join, Linktr.ee, Linktree, Minecraft, OrbitMC, OrbitMC Staff Team, people, Positive, Season, Server, smp, Staff, Whitelist

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	97
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mines Excavated:	1645
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

OrbitMC Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Season	2nd Season
Active Staff Team	Yes
Community	Positive & Fun

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join OrbitMC?	Visit our Linktree (https://linktr.ee/orbitmc) for ways to get involved and join the server.
How do I get whitelisted on the server?	Once you join the server, follow the instructions provided to get yourself whitelisted and start playing.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas or with mutual agreement between players.
Are there any specific rules I should follow on the server?	Yes, we have a set of server rules that all players are expected to abide by to maintain a positive and fair gaming environment.

Divine Realm Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, annoyance, Christ, cursed, cursed images, discussion, Divine, enough, goddamn, Good, have, Images, internet, Jesus, Jesus Christ, Lets, Old, porn spam, Quest, Realm, Spam, Thread, with

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Join our Minecraft server because we have cursed images that will make your eyes bleed with confusion and laughter. Forget about the porn spam, come witness the weirdest and wildest creations in the blocky world. Your brain will thank you for the mind-bending experience. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join now for a trip to the dark side of Minecraft.

CookwareCraze Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, cookware, CookwareCraze, DISHES, financial responsibility, household chores, kitchen, Minecraft, passive aggressive, personal belongings, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate agreement, roommate dynamics, roommates, Server, sharing

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dimension Hops:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Are you tired of living in a Minecraft server where your roommates never clean up after themselves? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee that your virtual kitchen will always be sparkling clean!

Imagine this: you log in to the server and head to your virtual apartment, only to find that your virtual roommates have left a virtual mess in the virtual kitchen. But fear not, because on our server, you can simply remove all of your virtual plates and bowls from the virtual kitchen and keep them in your virtual room until your virtual roommates learn to clean up after themselves.

And if your virtual roommates question why they can’t find any virtual plates, just tell them to buy their own virtual stuff! It’s a virtual world out there, so why not make it a clean and organized one?

Join our server now and say goodbye to messy virtual roommates forever!

WifeAFK_NotMyFault!

Argument, Attention, Birthday, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, Failure, family, GREYHOUND, husband, Listening, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, paying attention, plane ticket, relationship, special occasion, trip, Wife, WifeAFK_NotMyFault

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Animals Bred:	75	Divine Spears Created:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of dealing with communication issues in your real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing you need to communicate is where you want to build your epic castle! No more arguments with your spouse about missed messages or forgotten plans, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is so amazing that even if you forget to tell your wife about your week-long trip out of state, she won’t be mad because she’ll be too busy crafting and mining to notice! And if she does get upset, just tell her it’s her fault for not paying attention – just like in real life!

So come join us on this wild adventure where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a roller coaster or a giant statue of a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your loved ones!

CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP

anticlockwise, anticlockwise to loosen, anticlockwise to open, Clockwise, clockwise to close, clockwise to tighten, CountryScrewsMinecraftSMP, direction to loosen, direction to tighten, left to loosen, lefty loosey, loosen by turning left, loosen to the left, right to tighten, righty tighty, screwing in, tighten by turning right, tighten to the right, turn left to loosen, turn right to tighten, unscrewing

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	1368
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Love Letters Sent:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Yo, so like, on our Minecraft SMP, we got this crazy rule that’s like, “if your pickaxe ain’t mining, turn it righty tighty, lefty loosey!” It’s like some secret code to unlock all the diamonds or something, I don’t know man, but it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We also have this legend about a secret chest hidden deep in the jungle that’s guarded by a pack of evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right, evil chickens! And the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance in real life while playing the game. It’s like a mini-game within a game, bro!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate with us through a series of strange dance moves and if you can master their moves, they’ll give you access to their intergalactic spaceship. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fly around in a spaceship in Minecraft, am I right?

So come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

ExDJAtExsWedding

bittersweet, celebration, Dance, dj, emotions, ex, ExDJAtExsWedding, first song, getting married, Happiness, HEARTBREAK, love, Memories, moving on, Music, new beginning, old flame, Party, playlist, special moment, Wedding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Void Armor Forged:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of watching your ex move on while you’re stuck in the same old Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner DJ skills as you blast “I Will Survive” to show your ex that you’re thriving in this blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a guest appearance at the wedding to shake things up. Don’t miss out on the drama and fun – join our server now!

ImperialCraft Minecraft Server

Blood, canal expansion, controversy, foreign policy, History, ImperialCraft, imperialism, imperialist, interventionism, Latin America, Memories, Minecraft, panama, panama canal, past, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tears, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1043
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Animals Bred:	21
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like the Panama Canal of gaming! It cost us tears and blood to create this epic world, just like Trump’s threats to the Panama Canal stirred up memories of the US imperialist past. But don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama, we just about that Minecraft life, yo!

Join us and build the most lit creations you can imagine, like a giant wall to keep out all the creepers or a replica of the White House made entirely out of diamonds. We got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all that political nonsense. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society…but with more pickaxes and less Illuminati.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than a presidential tweetstorm. Let’s do this, fam!