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Cute Disney SMP – League of #202

amphibia, Big City Greens, cartoons, cute, discussion, Disney, DTVA, Female Protagonists, Hailey’s On It!, Hamster And Gretel, Harriet The Spy, hilda, Kiff, Kipo, League, League of Cute, MIRACULOUS, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur, smp, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, The Ghost And Molly McGee, The Owl House, Twelve Forever

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss all things related to cute and funny female protagonists in Western cartoons! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Friday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on our sick moves.

2. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained hamsters who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. They may be small, but they are fierce!

3. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But be warned, it’s guarded by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in our world. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on the other side?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most hilarious and absurd journey of your gaming life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

”/dlc/ – Minecraft SMP: Disney League of Cute #190”

amphibia, Big City Greens, cartoons, cute, Disney, Disney League of Cute, dlc, DTVA, Female Protagonists, funny, Hailey’s On It!, Hamster And Gretel, Harriet The Spy, hilda, Kiff, Kipo, League, Minecraft, MIRACULOUS, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur, smp, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, The Ghost And Molly McGee, The Owl House, Twelve Forever, Webby’s emotional strip edition, Western cartoons

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a place to chat about your favorite cute and funny female protagonists in cartoons? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists than a pretzel factory.

Join us for the emotional strip edition of Webby’s adventures, where she navigates the ups and downs of being a duck in a human world. And don’t miss out on the MEGAS, where Molly McGee’s ghostly shenanigans will have you in stitches!

But wait, there’s more! Hailey is always on it, solving mysteries and saving the day in her own unique way. And who can forget The Owl House, where magic and mayhem collide in the most hilarious ways possible?

Amphibia, Kiff, Hamster And Gretel, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur – we’ve got it all! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Miraculous, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, and so much more.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and dive into the wacky world of Western cartoons like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures await you next?

DisneyLandia – Where Mickey and Creepers Coexist! #131

amphibia, Big City Greens, Coexist, CREEPERS, discussion, Disney, DisneyLandia, Dreamy edition, DTVA, Female Protagonists, Hailey’s On It!, Hamster And Gretel, Harriet The Spy, hilda, Kiff, Kipo, League of Cute, Mickey, MIRACULOUS, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, The Ghost And Molly McGee, The Owl House, Twelve Forever, Western cartoons

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8543
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34

Are you ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure in the land of cute and funny female protagonists? Look no further than our server, where we discuss all things DTVA shows and other Western cartoons that will tickle your funny bone!

Join us for epic discussions about shows like “The Ghost And Molly McGee,” where a ghost and a girl team up for hilarious hijinks. Or how about “Hailey’s On It!” where a girl tackles crazy challenges with her trusty sidekick? And don’t forget “The Owl House,” where magic and mayhem collide in the most outrageous ways!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of “Amphibia” where frogs and fun go hand in hand. Or join the madness of “Hamster And Gretel,” where a hamster and a girl go on the craziest adventures together. And who can resist the charm of “Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur,” where a girl and her prehistoric pal take on the world?

So why wait? Join our server now for a laugh-out-loud good time! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MineCrafty Mouse Clubhouse: Where Cute Creepers Rule! #117

amphibia, Big City Greens, cartoons, Catterfly, Clubhouse, CREEPERS, cute, discussion, Disney, DTVA, Female Protagonists, Hailey’s On It!, Hamster And Gretel, Harriet The Spy, hilda, Hildog, Kiff, Kipo, League of Cute, MEGAS, minecrafty, MIRACULOUS, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur, Mouse, rule, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, The Ghost And Molly McGee, The Owl House, Twelve Forever

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ores Mined:	9786	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Towns Built:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a catterfly and as loyal as a hildog? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your cartoon-loving needs! Join us for discussions on cute and funny female protagonists in Western cartoons, because who wouldn’t want to chat about that?

But wait, there’s more! Our MEGAS collection is expanding faster than a speeding bullet! Dive into shows like “The Ghost And Molly McGee” where ghosts and girls team up for wacky adventures, or “Hailey’s On It!” where a girl’s got all the answers. And don’t forget about “Hamster And Gretel,” where a hamster and a girl go on epic quests together – who knew hamsters were so brave?

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about a chance to join the Miraculous Ladybug fandom and debate all the latest theories? Or maybe you’re more of a Star vs. the Forces of Evil kind of person – either way, our server has got you covered.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun – because where else can you find a place that’s as crazy and cartoon-filled as this? See you there!

MickeyCraft – Where Creepers Wear Ears! #115

amphibia, Big City Greens, cartoons, CREEPERS, Disney, DTVA, ears, Female Protagonists, Hailey’s On It!, Hamster And Gretel, Harriet The Spy, hilda, Kiff, Kipo, League of Cute, MickeyCraft, MIRACULOUS, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, Sweat edition, The Ghost And Molly McGee, The Owl House, Thread, Twelve Forever, wear

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a place to discuss your favorite cute and funny female protagonists from Western cartoons? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sweat edition hangout spot for all things DTVA shows!

Join us for epic discussions on shows like “The Ghost And Molly McGee,” where a ghost and a girl team up for wacky adventures. Or dive into the world of “The Owl House,” where witches and demons make for a magical time.

But that’s not all! We’ve got MEGAS filled with episodes of your favorite shows, like “Amphibia,” “Miraculous,” and “Star vs. the Forces of Evil.” Plus, insane stories like “Hamster And Gretel,” where a hamster and a girl go on a wild quest.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for a cartoon-filled adventure like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyWarriors – Minecraft Server

Alerts, Alliance, booru, Builds, Buying, Clan, CraftyWarriors, Damage Calculator, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, Jade Shadows, MESA, Minecraft, modding, Operation: Belly of the Beast., PLAT, Protea Prime, Relics, Returning Players, Riven Prices, SELLING, Server, Stream Times, Tierlists, Warframe, Wiki

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24

Welcome to our Mesa edition Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave warrior ventured into the depths of the Nether and emerged with a diamond sword so powerful, it could slay dragons with a single swing. Legend has it that this sword is still hidden somewhere on our server, waiting for a worthy player to claim it as their own.

But that’s not all. Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most cunning players can find their way to this hidden paradise and claim the riches that lie within.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what wonders and dangers await you in the world of Minecraft? Only one way to find out!

CraftyWifeMC Server

abuser, aita, Apology, bigot, cis-guy, Conversation, COOKIES, CraftyWifeMC, dramatic situation, Explanation, image, invasive questions, judgement, language correction, mind her business, non-binary, reaction, Server, Snap, Surprise, telling my wife, trans people

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Void Armor Forged:	28
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free and full of cookies? Look no further! Join our server where even the most shocking situations can be resolved with a snap of the fingers (or a snap of the pickaxe, in this case).

Our server is so welcoming, even non-binary babysitters like Atlas feel right at home. And if your spouse starts asking overly invasive questions, don’t worry – we’ve got your back! Just talk it out, apologize, and share some cookies with the kids.

So come join us on this wild adventure where even the most unexpected twists and turns lead to a happy ending. Who knew Minecraft could be so heartwarming and hilarious? Join now for a server experience like no other!

KickCraft: No Room for Friends & Kids

aita, alcohol, Apartments, bad guy, BEDROOM, couch hop, Friend, Friends, Help, House, house guests, jeopardizing, kickcraft, kicking out, Kids, Marijuana, rental assistance, room, Roughhousing, rules, Shelter, subsidized housing, video games

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Looking for a place to crash with your friends and family? Look no further! Our server offers accommodations for all, whether you’re a seasoned player or a newbie looking to explore.

Experience the thrill of living under someone else’s roof, just like in real life! Watch out for those sneaky house guests who overstay their welcome and bring chaos to your virtual home.

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the thrill of setting boundaries and enforcing rules, just like our player who had to kick out a freeloading friend with three kids. Will you be the hero or the villain in this crazy adventure?

Join our server now and be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions, from laughter to frustration and everything in between. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

WeddingDisasterCraft Server

awkward receptions, bad wedding experiences, bridal party drama, cringeworthy vows, disastrous ceremonies, embarrassing moments, family feuds, regrettable nuptials, Server, wedding ceremony mishaps, wedding day disasters, wedding day regrets, wedding disasters, wedding fails, wedding guest horror stories, wedding horror stories, wedding mishaps, wedding nightmares, wedding planning gone wrong, wedding reception disasters, WeddingDisasterCraft, worst weddings

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring weddings where the cake tastes like cardboard and the DJ only plays the Macarena on repeat? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the wedding woes! Join us for a wild ride where weddings are anything but traditional. Witness llamas walking down the aisle instead of bridesmaids, watch as the groom accidentally sets the cake on fire with a misplaced fireball, and don’t be surprised if the priest turns out to be a zombie villager in disguise. Say “I do” to the craziest weddings you’ve ever seen on our server!

TrumpCraft: Epstein Files & Russian Ties

AMERICANS, collusion, Conspiracy, controversial, Corruption, cover up, Epstein, Files, Government, investigation, mainstream media, Media, News, Politics, Presidency, reddit, Russian, Russian diplomats, scandal, scandalous, TIES, trump, Trumpcraft, truth-seeking

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8819
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secret connections between Trump, Epstein, and Russian diplomats in our virtual world. Who knew building blocks could lead to such scandalous revelations?

Forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for juicy gossip and conspiracy theories here! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the craziest mysteries Minecraft has ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

CraftyPhilippines Minecraft Server

bilateral cooperation, Commitment, CraftyPhilippines, defense pact, Diplomacy, diplomatic ties, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, international relations, Ironclad, military partnership, military presence, Minecraft, mutual defense treaty, Pacific region, Philippines, reaffirms, regional stability, security alliance, Server, Southeast Asia, strategic alliance, US

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	228	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

join the most EPIC minecraft server ever cuz we got diamond armor for days and a village full of villagers who will trade you anything for emeralds. we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit. plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons to battle in the sky. come join us and be part of the most LIT minecraft adventure of your life. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT AF.

ChasmCraft: Ukrainians vs. Russia

ChasmCraft, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, European backers, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, optimism, Optimistic, poll, Profound chasm, public opinion, russia, Support, survey results, ukrainians, war efforts, winning war

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Love Letters Sent:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
New Chunks Explored:	566315	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have a PROFOUND CHASM of fun waiting for you! our players are more optimistic about winning against creepers than any other server out there! we have crazy battles, insane builds, and the most epic loot you can imagine. join us and be a part of the most epic war against mobs that minecraft has ever seen! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CaveCraft51K

Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, art history, artistic expression, cave art, CaveCraft51K, cultural heritage, Cultural significance, discovery, early humans, figurative, historical artifacts, History, Indonesia, narrative scene, oldest, Painting, paleolithic era, prehistoric, rock art

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

yo, imagine joining a Minecraft server where you can travel back in time to when dinosaurs roamed the earth and cavemen were painting on walls like it was nobody’s business. this server is like a time machine, but instead of going to the future, you’re going wayyy back to witness some epic prehistoric shenanigans.

we got caves filled with ancient paintings that will blow your mind. you can explore and discover the secrets of our prehistoric ancestors while dodging dinosaurs and trying not to get eaten. it’s like Jurassic Park meets the Flintstones, but in Minecraft form.

join our server for a wild ride through history, where you can befriend a woolly mammoth, ride a sabertooth tiger, and maybe even invent fire (okay, maybe not that last one). don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the ultimate throwback adventure. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s go back to the stone age and have a blast!

Oceanic SMP: Where We Pretend We Know What Vanilla Means – Whitelist Only! 1.21.0!

1.21.0, Active, building, comms, Community, Discord, Factions, Goodies, inventory, Lgbt, Means, Minecraft, Neurodiverse, Oceanic, PRETEND, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, streaming, System, Talking, Temple, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist, world

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3270
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Oceanic SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Welcoming Community	Active players from all over the world
Simplified Rules	Easy to follow rules for a better gaming experience
Minecraft-Discord Comms	Communicate with other players through Discord
Keep Inventory On	Players keep their inventory on death
Dynmap	Interactive map for easy navigation
Streaming Friendly	Supportive of players who stream gameplay
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Welcoming to everyone, including LGBTQ+ community

FAQs

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to first join the Discord server and follow the rules and whitelist process provided there.

2. Are there any specific rules I need to follow?

Yes, the server has simplified rules outlined in the Discord server that all players must adhere to.

3. Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure your friends also follow the rules and whitelist process.

4. Is PvP allowed on the server?

Currently, PvP is disabled on the server to create a more friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

ChunkyChic Minecraft Server

ChunkyChic, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Emeralds Found:	9625	Void Armor Forged:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is a try-hard and takes the game way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and you’ll find yourself surrounded by a community of misfits and oddballs, including the mid, out of shape girl who’s your looksmatch and would be perfectly happy to date you! Who needs a perfect 10 when you can have a solid 5 who’s just as into Minecraft as you are?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of friendly llamas who have formed their own civilization and have even started their own llama-themed religion. Join them in their llama worship ceremonies and maybe even become a llama yourself!

So why wait? Join our server today for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, who knows, you might just find love in the form of that mid, out of shape girl who’s been waiting for someone just like you to come along and sweep her off her blocky feet!