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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5298 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5108 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 80 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 125 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!