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CraftyTime SMP

artistic endeavors, CraftyTime, Creative pursuits, fitness goals, hobby, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness practices, outdoor adventures, Passion projects., personal interests, productivity tips, Relaxation, self-care, skill development, smp, stress relief, time constraints, Time management, Wellness routines, Wishful thinking, work-life balance

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9509
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	365
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Magic Items Found:	2986	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crops Grown:	6461
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like stamp collecting or knitting? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war and cover your entire castle in pink wool. But don’t worry, you can get your revenge by building a giant lava pit right outside their base.

Not convinced yet? How about this: we have a secret underground city where players compete in epic PvP battles for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted golden sword. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who needs stamp collecting when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

TrendyCraftRevival

chic, classic, COMEBACK, fad, fashion, Fashionable, Hip, iconic, modern twist, Nostalgia, old school, Popular, reinvented, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, Timeless, Trendsetter, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	4375	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

bisphenols, cancer-causing agents, chemical contamination, chemical migration, consumer safety, environmental health, food contact materials, food ingestion, food packaging, Food Safety, FoodieCraft, hazard, hazardous chemicals, health risks, human exposure, mammary, mammary carcinogens, packaging, PFAS, phthalates, potential carcinogens, public health, toxic substances, Zone

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crops Grown:	2219	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Votes:	6201
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Towns Built:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	471365	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Divine Spears Created:	17
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	133

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!