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SecuredCraft SMP – LinuxLolz

desktop operating systems, Desktoptards, eBPF, Firejail, flatpak, GNU/Linux desktops, insecure, JIT compiler, JIT spraying, kernel, less secure, linux kernel, LinuxLolz, MacOS, malicious application, memory unsafe language, MS-DOS security model, no strong sandboxing, RCE vulnerability, sandboxing applications, SecuredCraft, security vulnerabilities, smp, Snap, unfixed bugs, user space code, W^X violation, Weak sandboxing, windows 10

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Void Gems Collected:	30
Potions Brewed:	70	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of those GNU/Linux desktoptards thinking they’re all that? Well, we’ve got the perfect place for you to show them who’s boss! Join our Minecraft SMP where we laugh in the face of weak sandboxing and insecure kernels.

Forget about Flatpak, Firejail, and Snap – we like to live life on the edge with all applications having access to each other’s data. Who needs privacy anyway, am I right?

And don’t even get us started on the kernel. It’s like running all user space code as root in PID 1 – talk about living dangerously! But hey, who needs security when you can have unfixed bugs and memory unsafe languages prone to bugs?

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, vulnerabilities, and a whole lot of laughs at the expense of GNU/Linux desktoptards, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a little bit of common sense too.

DadCare Minecraft Server

aita, baby, child, Communication, Conflict, dad, DadCare, family, Father, Frustration, involvement, Minecraft, Mother, neglect, newborn, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sibling, sister, standing up, Support, work

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a baby being taken care of by your mom? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to feed you, bathe you, and give you all the attention you need just like a newborn baby.

Just like the dad in the story, our staff may seem a bit lazy at times, but don’t worry, we’ll always come through in the end (hopefully). And if you ever feel neglected, just cry out for attention and we’ll make sure someone is there to distract you and make you feel special.

So come join us on our server where you’ll never have to worry about being ignored or left to fend for yourself. We may not be the most responsible parents, but we’ll definitely make sure you have a good time!

KidCutsNoMore

Barber, barbering techniques, child haircut, child’s rights, CLIPPERS, comfort, consent, discipline, emotional, Father, KidCutsNoMore, Moisturize, parenting, professional ethics, punishment, Razor, refusal, scalp care, Trauma, walk in

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mines Excavated:	1257	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to give you a “punishment” haircut like the poor kid in this story! Our barbers are all trained in the art of pixelated hair cutting, so you can trust us to give you a stylish new ‘do without any tears or fears.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while getting a virtual haircut at the same time! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a rare block that can transform your character’s hair into a fabulous rainbow color.

And don’t worry, we won’t force you to go bald unless you specifically ask for it. Unlike some parents out there, we believe in letting our players express themselves freely in the world of Minecraft. So come join us for a fun and hair-raising adventure like no other!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

budgeting, CraftyCash, debt management, Financial Advice, financial choices, financial decisions, financial education, Financial goals, financial lessons, financial literacy, financial mistakes, Financial Planning, financial regrets, Financial Success, investing, long-term financial planning., Minecraft, money management, money mistakes, personal finance, saving money, Server, worst financial decision

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1216
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a pig saddle, only to have the pig run off a cliff and explode into a million pieces? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can make even worse financial decisions and still come out on top! Join us and experience the thrill of buying useless items from shady villagers, only to have them mysteriously disappear the next day. It’s like playing the stock market, but with more creepers! So come on down and see if you can bankrupt yourself in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs diamonds when you have the satisfaction of knowing you wasted them all on a giant statue of a chicken? Join now and start making terrible financial decisions today!

PunishCraft: Crime Edition

crime, crimes, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal justice reform, criminal penalties, Edition, harsher punishment, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, lesser punishment, non-violent crimes, prison reform, PunishCraft, punishment, punishment severity, recidivism, reddit, Rehabilitation, sentencing, social justice, Violent crimes

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!

Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.

But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.

So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!

Zelenskyy’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, MAYHEM, military capability, military strength, Minecraft, Missile, missile defense system, missile development, missile technology, Missiles, national security, peace negotiations, political leadership, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	62	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Dimension Hops:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can launch ur own missiles like a boss? well guess what, this server is the place to be! we got zelenskyy himself approving the use of missiles in the game, so u know it’s gonna be lit af. join now and blow up ur enemies in style, cuz why not? #missilemadness #minecraftmayhem

CraftyUkrGeneral

Armed Forces, battle, Conflict, CraftyUkrGeneral, Defense, determination, eastern europe, general, Geopolitics, leadership, Military, opposition, perseverance, resilience, russia, strategy, strength, triumph, Ukraine, Unity, Victory

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mines Excavated:	3422	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Villages Defended:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

so like, ukraine’s top general was all like “i know we will win – and how” and i was like WHAAAT?! turns out he was talkin bout this EPIC minecraft server where they turned the tables against russia or somethin. like, imagine fightin off creepers and zombies while also takin down a whole army, that’s some next level stuff man. join this server for the ultimate battle experience and show russia who’s boss in the minecraft world. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

IronToothedDragons

animal, biology, evolutionary adaptation, iron-coated teeth, IronToothedDragons, Komodo dragons, natural defense, razor sharp, reptiles, reptilian features, scientific research, scientists, serrated edges, teeth coating, tooth durability, tooth enamel, tooth evolution, tooth structure, unique discovery, wear resistant, wildlife

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

OMG, u gotta join dis server, cuz we got komodo dragons with IRON teeth! like, wut even?! dey got dis special coating dat makes dem teeth all sharp and stuff, like a freakin sword. it’s like dey been playin Minecraft in real life or sumthin. u gotta see it to believe it, man. join now and witness da craziness for yourself! #ironfangs #minecraftmadness

SpoiledSociety Minecraft Server

American women, celebration, cultural expectations, demonizing, discrimination, double standards, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, gender inequality, Gender Roles, Men, Minecraft, patriarchy, Server, sexism, social norms, societal pressure, society, spoiled, SpoiledSociety, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5441	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Tired of American women getting all the attention while their men are being thrown under the bus? Join our Minecraft server where the roles are reversed! Here, men are treated like kings while the women are the ones fighting for equality. Build your own kingdom, slay dragons, and show those ladies who’s boss in this wacky world where gender norms are flipped upside down. So come on, join us and experience a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about society!

Normie95% Minecraft SMP

addiction, Behavior, blocked responses, coping mechanisms, Disgusting, Drugs, escapism, excessive internet usage, feelings, judgment, Minecraft, morality, Natural, Normie, Normie95, personal growth, porn, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, shame, smp, societal norms, societal standards

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Farms Harvested:	209
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of being a normie surrounded by disgusting people who have lost all sense of shame due to their excessive drug use, porn addiction, and internet obsession? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of depravity! Join us and escape the clutches of the unholy trinity of drugs, porn, and internet usage. Our server is a safe haven for normies like you who still have a shred of decency left in them. So come on over and let’s build a world free from the filth and debauchery that plagues the rest of the internet. Join us now and reclaim your dignity in the most lolzy way possible!