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Cute Girls Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchantments Applied:	275	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	704795

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no cute girls in sight? Look no further, because our server is filled with adorable pixelated babes just waiting to team up with you! From the fierce warrior princess to the sassy sorceress, there’s a girl for every type of player. Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, where the real treasure is finding your pixel-perfect match!

Boston Legal Minecraft SMP

Boston, Boston Legal, courtroom drama, David E. Kelley, discussion, Forgotten, james spader, Legacy, Legal, legal drama, mention, Minecraft, Overlooked, overlooked shows, pop culture, smp, Talk, television, television critics., television history., Television series, tv show, Underrated, william shatner

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	514
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve never heard of! This server is so underground, even the creepers haven’t heard of it. But don’t worry, we’re here to spill the tea on why you NEED to join this server ASAP.

First of all, our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt. We have secret bases hidden in the most random places, like under a chicken coop or inside a giant mushroom. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server has a rich history that no one talks about because it’s just too wild for words. Legend has it that the first player to join the server accidentally spawned a dragon in their backyard, and now it’s become a tourist attraction for all the newbies.

So why haven’t you heard of this server before? It’s simple – we like to keep things low-key and let our gameplay do the talking. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

Flip NJ and NY Red Minecraft Server

Campaign, candidates, DEMOCRATIC, demographics, election, electoral college, Flip, grassroots, Minecraft, mobilization, nj, NY, Persuasion, persuasion tactics, policies, Politics, red, REPUBLICAN, Server, strategy, swing states, Voting

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Gods Slained:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragons Tamed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a hilariously chaotic way! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)

BunnyHop Minecraft SMP

Anime, blanc, BunnyHop, Chino Kafuu, Chiyo Kurihara, favorite characters, Haru, Kaguya Houraisan, Karin, Kureha Tsubaki, LUNA, Manga, Minecraft, Mokona Modoki, Papi, puck, rabbit characters, rabbit house, Reisen Udongein Inaba, Ryo-Ohki, Shiro Usagi, smp, Tippy, Usagi Tsukino, yoshino

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3870
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you anime and manga lovers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden rabbit hole that led them to a magical land filled with adorable bunny characters from all their favorite anime and manga. These bunnies weren’t your average cute critters though, oh no. They were skilled warriors, ready to help you conquer any challenge that comes your way in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary carrot farm that produces the juiciest, most delicious carrots you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret recipe hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain incredible powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure filled with bunny warriors, magical carrots, and endless fun!

/Dag/ – Dragon Age General Minecraft Server

age, Big Elf C*ck, bioware, chuds, cute, DA Tapestry, dag, Davrin, dragon age, Dragon Age General, Dragon Age Writer, Dragon Age: Veilguard, Dragon.., FANTASY, general, goty, Husband Edition, Lucanis, Minecraft, player count, romance guide, RPG, Seething, Server, Veilguard, Veilguard husbando poll, Veilguard Official Launch Trailer, video game, wikia

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	4577	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to Davrin’s Best Husband Edition Minecraft server! Are you obsessed with all things Dragon Age? Do you spend hours talking about the new GOTY Dragon Age: Veilguard or other irrelevant DA games? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

Join us to watch the Veilguard Official Launch Trailer and laugh at the chuds who keep losing in the game. Participate in the Veilguard husbando poll and argue about who the best husband is. And don’t forget to check out the DA Tapestry link that doesn’t matter because none of your previous Veilguard choices matter anyway!

Need some eye candy? Check out the Lucanis wikia because he’s heckin’ cute, or drool over the Big Elf C*ck husbando. And if you need some romance tips, we’ve got you covered with our Romance Guide.

Oh, and did we mention that we have a Dragon Age Writer seething video for your entertainment? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the Dragon Age madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that goes down here. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Conflicted Minecraft SMP Player

adultery, conflicted, conflicted feelings, emotional turmoil, ethical dilemma, extramarital affair, Guilt, Infidelity, internal struggle, Marriage, Minecraft, moral conflict, personal boundaries, personal values, player, self reflection, sex, sexual ethics, sexual orientation, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo, traditional values

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crops Grown:	2233
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Towns Built:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Join us if you want to experience a server where anything goes, even if it means getting involved in scandalous love triangles like the one described above.

Our community is filled with players who are not afraid to push the boundaries and explore unconventional relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation where you’re torn between doing what feels right and what feels oh so wrong.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your morals, then look no further. Join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, in our world, anything is possible – even if it means getting involved in some questionable situations.

Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Crafty, emotional connection, emotional fulfillment, Human Connection, human touch, internet impact, Intimacy, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, online forums, personal attention, PIXEL, pornography, relationships, self worth, Server, sexual desires, sexual feudalism, sexual unavailability, societal pressures, support groups, virtual relationships

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of living in the age of sexual feudalism? Do you need a break from the never-ending struggle for real human connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can find all the personal attention and touch you desire from our pixelated players. Our community is filled with players who are ready to give you the attention you crave, without any of the real-life drama.

Forget about the struggles of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect pixelated paradise. So come on, join us and let’s escape the sexual unavailability of real women together!

‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Not Even Love Cat Minecraft SMP’

animal lovers, cat, cat affection, cat companions, cat companionship, cat ladies, cat lady pride, cat obsession, cat owners, cat ownership, Childless, childless catladies, feline companions, ladies, lonely hearts, long tail tags, love, Minecraft, pet lovers, single and loving it, single women, smp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Ores Mined:	2897	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of childless cat ladies who don’t even like cats! That’s right, they’re so dedicated to Minecraft that they don’t have time for real pets.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Or the time we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles we have over who gets to control the llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible, then come join us. Who needs cats when you have a community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?

AmShield Season 2 Minecraft server

100 recipes., AmShield, banner, Discord, food recipes, gameplay, Join, Lazy, Mechanics, Minecraft, new food, normal survival, Prohibited, rp, SEASON 2, Server, server description, Updates, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	6

Vanilla RP Server MINECRAFT! On our server there are more than 100 different recipes for new food, mechanic.

We can offer you the most varied gameplay in NORMAL survival. GRIP IS PROHIBITED

Join our discord server so you don’t miss any updates.

mc.amshield.ru

Bolted Thunder Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, bard fights spider, best dad, bolted, climb a mountain, ep 6 preview, Epic battles, fantasy series, fantasy world, Friends, gutter, japanese animation, mantiscoin, Minecraft, puppet characters, Puppetry, Server, shika spider, Shou, storytelling, sword fighting, thunder, thunderbolt fantasy

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles between bards and spiders, where the spiders are so shaken by the bard’s sick rhymes that they drop all their loot in fear.

But that’s not all! Watch as Shou and his friends climb a mountain so high, they reach the clouds and find a secret stash of mantiscoin in the gutter. Yes, you heard that right, mantiscoin! The rarest and most valuable currency in all of Minecraft land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories that will have you laughing for days. Who needs diamonds when you have mantiscoin in the gutter?