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DrunkOldTimer’s Minecraft Server

alcohol, comfort, coping, downstairs, Drunk, DrunkOldTimers, escapism, family, generation gap, habits, ISOLATION, john denver, Listening, Living at home, lonely, Memories, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, old-timer, Routine, self-medication, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8328
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Votes:	3430	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of living with your old timer parent who won’t stop blasting John Denver while getting drunk downstairs? Well, it’s time to escape to our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual paradise away from the chaos of real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and maybe even a few John Denver sing-alongs (if that’s your thing). So say goodbye to the old timer and hello to a new world of possibilities on our server!

SadSMPTravelz

Abandoned, Bleak, DEPRESSING, Desolate, Destination, Downtrodden, eerie, Experience, gloomy, Haunting, HEARTBREAK, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Melancholy, Memories, regret, Sadness, SadSMPTravelz, Somber, sorrowful, travel

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Enchantments Applied:	174
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Items Found:	4417	Void Gems Collected:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Have you ever been to a Minecraft SMP so boring, even the creepers yawned? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond rain, talking cows, and secret dungeons that lead to a land of endless cake! Say goodbye to boring biomes and hello to a world where the grass is made of candy and the villagers break out into dance parties every night. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let the adventure begin!

InsecuritiesCraft

Appearance, beauty standards, biggest insecurity, body confidence, body image, body positivity, Confidence, flaws, imperfections, InsecuritiesCraft, Insecurity, personal insecurities, physical appearance, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, self-conscious, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-perception, societal pressure

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3914
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Crops Grown:	8712	New Chunks Explored:	319372
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of being judged by your blocky appearance in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, everyone is a beautiful pixelated masterpiece! No more worrying about your square head or stubby arms, embrace your inner Minecraft model on our server!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of virtual plastic surgeons ready to give you a pixel-perfect makeover. Say goodbye to those unsightly pixels and hello to a brand new you!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for days!

So come on down to our server and let your blocky beauty shine! Who needs real-world insecurities when you can be a pixelated powerhouse in Minecraft?

KiwiCraft Minecraft Server

historical event, KiwiCraft, loss at sea, maritime accident, maritime disaster, maritime tragedy, Military, Minecraft, naval disaster, naval fleet, naval history, naval memorial, naval ship, naval vessel, naval warfare, Navy, new zealand, New Zealand history, sea, Server, Tragedy, warship, ww2

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1446
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Secret Passages Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	171	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Yo, imagine this, fam. This server is so lit, even New Zealand’s naval ships wanna join in on the fun! They heard about all the epic battles and crazy adventures happening on this server and they just couldn’t resist. But oops, looks like they got a little too caught up in the action and lost their first ship to the sea since WW2. RIP to that ship, but hey, at least they went out in style, right? So if you wanna be part of a server so wild that even naval ships can’t stay away, come join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to go down in Minecraft history. Let’s get this party started, yo! 🚢🌊🔥 #RIPnavalship #crazyadventures #Minecraftmadness

QudsCraft: Missing in Action

action, Beirut strikes, chief, Crisis, foreign relations, hezbollah, iran, Iran news, Iranian government, Iranian military, Iranian officials, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military leadership, missing, News Update, out of contact, political turmoil, Quds Force, QudsCraft, regional conflict, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

So, like, this server is so lit that even the Iran Quds Force chief can’t handle it! Like, he’s been MIA since the Beirut strikes because he’s been too busy trying to survive in our crazy Minecraft world. We’ve got mobs that will make even the toughest warriors pee their pants, and our PvP battles are so intense that even the bravest players have been known to cry for their mommies. But don’t worry, we’ve also got epic builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality. So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your sanity, join us now! Just remember to bring extra underwear, because things are about to get wild!

Clock Out, Winter Right, Summer Once

Accuracy, broken clock, clock, clock maintenance, clock repair, daylight savings, malfunctioning clock, right three times, stopped from 2:00 to 2:59, Summer, summer time, time accuracy, time adjustment, time awareness, time awareness during daylight savings, time change, Time management, time measurement, time tracking, timekeeping, timepiece, Winter, winter time

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	27

join our epic minecraft server where the clocks are always broken and time is just a suggestion. one time, a player got stuck in a loop where it was always tuesday and they had to eat nothing but carrots for a week. it was wild.

we have a secret underground city filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they throw parties every night and only the coolest players are invited.

if you join our server, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a land made entirely of cheese. be careful though, the cheese monsters are not to be trifled with.

come build, explore, and laugh your way through our wacky world. who needs normal when you can have absolute chaos? join now and see what adventures await you!

Broomstix: Where flying on Sundays is the only rule! Unlock the magic in this enchanting server world!

bartering, Broomstix, Claims, crossplay, Economy, Enchanting, Enchantments, flying, hard difficulty, integration, Land Claim, Magic, Map, market, No Griefing, Pets, PvP, Quests, responsive staff, rule, Server, Shops, smp, SUNDAYS, Survival, Teleportation, tutorial, unlock, Voting, world

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchantments Applied:	174	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running with backwards compatibility on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Put a lead on mobs to teleport them
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief
Exclusive main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation allowed in the overworld
In-game private messaging, homes and /sethome and player to player teleportation (/home, /w, /msg, /tell, /r, /tpa, /tpahere)
Minecraft-Discord integration to interact with the community even when away from the game
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, a public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions.
What is the server’s difficulty level?	The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, the server offers custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and more.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed on the server.
Can players teleport to other players?	Yes, players can use commands such as /tpa and /tpahere to teleport to other players.

Royal Christ Minecraft Server

advice, Ave Christus Rex, BIBLE, Christ, christ jesus, CHRISTIANS, Church, deceptive spam, discussions, FAITH, home, ITT, Listen, Minecraft, Mythology, Pagan, royal, scripture, Server, shake the dust, Social Issues, tax collector., theology, TOWN, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9279
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Enchantments Applied:	72	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss scripture, theology, and all things Christian? Look no further! Join our server where we share our wisdom and understanding to avoid falling for spam and meaningless discussions.

We even have a special feature where if someone refuses to listen to you, you can shake the dust off your feet just like Christ advised! And if they still won’t listen, you can treat them like a pagan or a tax collector (but in a virtual way, of course).

So come join us and direct your energy towards those willing to hear the good word of Minecraft! Don’t waste your time on the deaf – unless they’re wearing headphones, then they might just be ignoring you. 😂🙏🏼 #MinecraftMiracles

/tekgen/ – Minecraft SMP Tekken General

#youtube, Character, Combos, Fundamentals guide, general, general discussion, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, smp, Steam, Steam Link, tekgen, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, terminology, YouTube playlist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server you’ll ever join!

Join us for a chance to fight in epic Tekken 8 battles with your fellow players. That’s right, we’ve modded Minecraft to include Tekken 8 characters and moves, so get ready to unleash your inner fighter!

But that’s not all – we also have a Glicko2 rating system in place to determine your skill level. Are you a Tekken master or a total noob? Find out on our server!

And if you’re feeling lost with all the Tekken terminology, don’t worry. We have a whole wiki dedicated to helping you understand the jargon and notation. You’ll be speaking Tekken like a pro in no time!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Tekken champion of the server!

MomCraft Server – Where living with Mom always wins!

Communication Issues, divorced parents, Emotional Safety, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter conflict, household rules, invasion of privacy, Living, living arrangements, living with parents, lock removal, mom, MomCraft, parental decisions, personal space, privacy, room privacy, Server, sibling relationships, teenage girl, teenage rebellion, trust issues, Wins

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Items Found:	6310	Dragon Eggs Found:	514

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is key! Just like the OP’s dad, we value the importance of not locking doors. But don’t worry, we won’t threaten to call a locksmith if you lock your virtual door in our server.

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own fortress without the fear of someone removing your lock and leaving a hole in your virtual room. Trust us, you won’t have to deal with any tape on your locks here!

And if you ever feel like your privacy is being invaded, just let us know and we’ll make sure your virtual rights are protected. So come on in and enjoy a world where locking doors is not a crime, it’s a necessity for your sanity.

CarCraftBroNoShare

Assertiveness, Boundaries, car accidents, car ownership, CarCraftBroNoShare, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, financial independence, generational expectations, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, personal boundaries, personal property, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, work-life balance

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Runes Activated:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of family drama and car-sharing shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your brother can’t steal your virtual car!

On our server, you can build your own car out of blocks, race against your siblings, and never have to worry about lending out your precious vehicle. Plus, our virtual parents won’t pressure you into giving up your hard-earned in-game possessions.

So why join our server? Because here, you can be the master of your own car kingdom without any pesky siblings trying to take the wheel. Say goodbye to real-life car troubles and hello to a world where you’re the ultimate car boss!