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Blocky Banter Brigade: Where Pixels and Puns Collide!

4chan subculture, AGGRESSIVE, AMERICANS, Arabs, banter, bitter, blocky, Brigade, bullying, collide, cynical, cynicism, drunkards, East Europeans, Empathy, Europeans, generational abuse, lack of father figure, machismo, mexican culture, PITY, pixels, Puns, remorse, Resentment, society, violent, Virgin Mary

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2838
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Void Gems Collected:	40
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Farms Harvested:	785	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the true essence of Mexican culture in all its violent, cynical, and aggressive glory! Join us and embrace your inner machismo as you navigate through a world where men are expected to be nasty, brutish, and above all, irresponsible.

But don’t worry, our server is not just about toxic masculinity – we also offer a unique experience of generational abuse, where bullying is the primary method of learning how society works. Feel the thrill of being humiliated, beaten, and full of bitterness as you navigate through our virtual world.

And let’s not forget about our special relationship with the Virgin Mary – a complete lack of a father figure means you’ll see God not as a father, but as a mother. So come join us and experience a culture of poorer, bitter, brutish drunkards where feeling pity, empathy, or remorse is punished with further bullying.

So if you’re ready to despise Mexicanhood the same way some Russians despise their own Russianhood, then this is the server for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world of resentment, cynicism, and outrageousness like never before. See you in the game!

Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server

Bright, canary, cheerful, color, daffodil, Golden, Happy, LEMON, Marigold, mellow yellow, Minecraft, Mustard, pale yellow, pastel yellow, Pigs, Saffron, Server, sometimes, Sunny, Sunshine, vibrant, warm yellow, Yellow

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes it’s yellow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within our server’s mines, there lies a block of cheese so delicious that even the creepers can’t resist it. Players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste of that cheesy goodness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a different flower. It’s like a living, breathing tie-dye factory!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowsticks and funky music. It’s a rave like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the grass is sometimes yellow and the adventures are always wild. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP

90s, CAR, Car collection, car culture, car documentary, Car Enthusiast, car lover, car memorabilia, car nostalgia, car racing, childhood memories, Classic Cars, collectible, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Race, race car, reminder, Retro, smp, vhs, vhs tape, video tape, vintage

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Towns Built:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Zombie Dances:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who didn’t have a race car VHS reminder. Can you believe it? Yeah, neither can we. But on our server, we have race car VHS reminders galore! You’ll never forget to watch your favorite race car movies again.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll stumble upon next.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just make sure you don’t forget your race car VHS reminder!

VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

anniversary celebration, Assertiveness, budgeting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional reactions, hurt feelings, Minecraft, relationship dynamics, romantic gestures, Server, vacation accommodations, vacation activities, vacation budget, vacation expectations, vacation planning, vacation planning zone, vacation preferences, VacayGoneWrong

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adventurous as planning a last-minute vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists! 🌟🤣

🔥 Imagine a world where every block you break leads to a new adventure, just like trying to plan the perfect getaway for your significant other! 🔥

🚀 Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re soaring through the skies on a spontaneous vacation! 🚀

💔 And if you’ve ever felt the sting of rejection when your plans get shot down, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who know the struggle all too well! 💔

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a disagreement over vacation plans! 😉✨

PhoneFlipperPro

aita, business transaction, buyer backed out, cracked phone, customer satisfaction, customer service, phone buyer, phone condition, phone inspection, phone pictures, phone return, phone sale, phone seller, phone transaction, PhoneFlipperPro, reselling phones, retail transaction, return policy, return request, selling phones, used phones

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	92	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

BIZARRE, bizarre occurrence, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, serendipity, smp, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual happenstance, Wacky, weird

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	676
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	462	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mines Excavated:	3860	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

AnnoyingEarwormCraft

#earworm, ANNOYING, AnnoyingEarwormCraft, can’t stand, catchy song, cringe, dislike, frustrating, grating, grinds my gears, IRRITATING, Music, old news, overplayed, Overrated, played out, Repetitive, Skip, Tiresome, too much, turn off

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

CreeperCarnageFunLand

airstrikes, Beirut, Blasts, breaking news, civilian areas, Conflict, CreeperCarnageFunLand, Dahiyeh, explosions, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, secondary explosions, Targets, violence, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	182
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

animal lovers, BIZARRE, bizarre behavior, cat, cat behavior, cat companions, cat lovers, cat obsession, cat owners, Cool, Feline, feline friends, furry friends, multiple cats, one cat, perfect, pet owners, Pets, three cats, two cats, unique pets

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9406
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	6071	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

1.21, admins, Anarchy, Anarchy1.21, armor, Auto-mine, Customized map, dragon world, dragons, Good admins, Happy Gaming, Ip:, Love your destiny, Magic, minecraft server, MyDestiny, new armor, NEW WEAPONS, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, telegram channel, Telegram chat, weapons

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

IP: mydestiny.su

Telegram channel: https://t.me/mcmydestiny

Telegram chat: https://t.me/mydestinychat

Store: https://store.mydestiny.su/

Hello dear friend! MyDestiny is a new anarchy, you definitely won’t get bored!

Here you will find:

[+] Anarchy

[+] New armor

[+] New weapons

[+] Dragon World

[+] Customized map

[+] Good admins

Happy gaming!

mydestiny.su

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

21, Adult, aged, Community, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Events, flourishing, fresh world, java, long term, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, spawn city, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Towns Built:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Endless Night Skies:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply by visiting https://mad-smp.net/discord
What is the server’s focus?	The server focuses on building a beautiful and fun world, with a giant spawn city, shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events.
Is the server for Java Edition only?	Yes, the server is for Java Edition.