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Soviet Minds Minecraft Server

aerospace industry, cold war, drunk Yeltsin, economic decline, great minds, History, innovation, Minds.., Minecraft, political leadership, Politics, power, russia, Russian aerospace engineers, russian history, scientific advancements, Server, Soviet, Soviet scientists, soviet union, Soviets, space exploration, stagnated, Technology

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1346
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Animals Bred:	48	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner Soviet engineer genius! Forget about the stagnation of Russia, on our server you can build incredible aerospace creations that will rival even the great minds of the Soviet era.

Imagine crafting a rocket ship that can fly to the moon and back in record time, all while dodging drunken Yeltsin lookalikes along the way. Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity soar to new heights (literally)!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and become the next legendary Russian aerospace engineer? The sky’s the limit (literally) on our server, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to blast off into a world of endless possibilities!

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	5357	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Runes Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Farms Harvested:	213
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Divine Spears Created:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9975
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Void Armor Forged:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7658
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!

Bake Nise Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Arcs, Bake, Bat, binge-worthy, Character development, Craft, dark themes, FANTASY, favorite characters, important role, japanese animation, must watch, Mystery, nise, screen time, storytelling, Supernatural, Underrated

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Bro, forget about that anime crap, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got bats flying around like crazy, not just in one arc, but all over the place!

You want bat action? We got bat action!

Join now and experience the bat-tastic world of our Minecraft server!

DaydreamDisaster – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, catastrophe, dark daydream, daydream, DaydreamDisaster, Disaster, DREAD, dreadful dream, FANTASY, fear, fearful fantasy, Horror, Minecraft, Nightmare, nightmare come true, nightmare scenario, nightmare turned nightmare, nightmare turned reality, smp, terrifying thought, Wishful thinking, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn land where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with diamond swords! But wait, there’s more – the admins are actually aliens from Mars who communicate through interpretive dance and the currency is not diamonds, but actual pieces of cheese! 🧀🚀

I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕

But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉

CraftyNostalgia

2010s, Celebrities, CraftyNostalgia, Events, experiences, fashion, FRIENDSHIPS, good times, Memories, Milestones, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, Technology, Throwback, trends, tv shows, viral videos

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7715	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Remember the good ol’ days of the 2010s when Minecraft was all the rage? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-clad llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s alive and kicking in our server)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow obsidian. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods (spoiler alert: one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).