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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol-induced, completion, Drunk, drunk behavior, drunk consequences, drunk decisions, drunk habits, drunk issues, drunk problems, drunk regrets, drunk struggles, Impaired, inebriated, intoxicated, Masturbation, Minecraft, self pleasure, Server, sexual frustration, TipsyCraft, too drunk, unable to finish

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	New Chunks Explored:	596352
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Void Gems Collected:	30
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

TheAbyss

Adventure, command blocks, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Welcome to TheAbyss. This is a one of a kind Factions server based off olg gen spigot servers. Please have a good time and respect all staff members. If youd like to apply for staff please contact one of the following owners. OfficialScheck Experience

Play.TheAbyss.pro

MineSy Network

Adventure, building, Challenges, collaboration, Community, dedsafio, floating island, innovation, Minecraft, MineSy Network, OneBlock, Parkour, parkour courses, Precision, Private Experience, private servers, Resources, skill, Skyblock, strategy, Survival, Territory

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Votes:	9891
Dragons Tamed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Items Found:	2385

MineSy Network is a Minecraft server designed to offer a unique and exciting experience for players of all levels. With a wide variety of its own modalities, MineSy Network stands out for its innovation and its commitment to community fun. Among the available modalities, you will find: Survival: Live a classic survival experience with a unique twist. Explore a vibrant world full of challenges, build your home and forge your adventure alongside other players. Parkour: Test your skill and precision with parkour courses specially designed to keep you on the edge. From simple challenges to extreme obstacles, prove you’re the best! Dedsafio: An exclusive MineSy Network modality where ingenuity, strategy and collaboration are key. Get ready to face unique tests that will keep you hooked. Skyblock: Start on a small floating island and build your empire in the sky. Collect resources, expand your territory and master this popular mod with the creative twists of MineSy Network. Private Servers: Are you looking to play with your friends in a personalized environment? MineSy Network offers private servers so you can create your own unique experience and play your way.

With an active community and a team dedicated to constant content development, MineSy Network is the ideal place to enjoy everything Minecraft has to offer, and much more!

play.minesy.net

Oh Yeah Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Events, Experience, flashback, History, Incident, Land, looking back, Memories, memory lane, Nostalgia, occurrence, oh yeah, past events, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscing, Story, Tale, that happened, Throwback, yeah, yesteryears

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Hey, do you like Minecraft? Do you like weird and wacky adventures? Well, boy do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring crazy biomes and battling mythical creatures. Plus, you might just stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds! Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a giant zombie chicken. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life!

Face App Minecraft SMP

aging app, app, Artificial Intelligence, beauty enhancement, digital makeover, face, face transformation, faceapp, facial recognition, FILTERS, image editing software, Minecraft, online editing tool, photo editing, photo editing app, photo effects, photo manipulation, photo retouching, selfie, smartphone app, smp, social media, viral app.

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5970
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crops Grown:	8369	Holy Grails Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchantments Applied:	70

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, FaceApp, we have a special plugin that allows you to customize your character’s face with hilarious filters! Want to give your character a mustache or make them look like a baby? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so large that they have taken over an entire village! Join us on FaceApp and help either overthrow the Chicken King or join forces with them to rule over all of Minecraft!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes! So what are you waiting for? Join FaceApp today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there!

NoFunCraft Minecraft Server

arizona, brother, Commitment, Communication, complaining, Conversation, demoralizing, downhill walking, Fun, gravity, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Minecraft, nature hikes, NoFunCraft, opinion, passenger princess, satisfaction, Server, uphill walking, vacation, walking uphill

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! If you’re tired of pretending to have fun on other servers, then this is the place for you. Just like the time I was on a nature hike with my brother in Arizona, I didn’t sugarcoat my feelings about walking uphill. And just like how I told my brother I wasn’t having fun, I’ll tell you straight up if I’m not enjoying myself here.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of fun to be had on our server! We have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and experience the most honest and hilarious Minecraft server around. Who needs fake fun when you can have real laughs?

TireDramaCraft

adhd, anxiety, bills, christmas gifts, Dates.., down payment, driving permit, financial reasons, flat tire, gas, groceries, half cost, Hanukkah gift, living together, lyft, money spoken for, new tire, online dating, Overtime, owed money, Rent, TireDramaCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness the epic battle between a dad (66/m) and his daughter (34/f) as they navigate the treacherous waters of flat tires, online dating, and financial woes. Will the daughter break first and take a Lyft to work, or will the dad triumph in this game of financial chicken? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of paying half the rent, phone bills, cable/internet bills, garbage bills, groceries, gas, and even Hanukkah gifts for your dad, all while trying to save up for a new vehicle. And don’t forget about the $100 the dad owes you for all those dates! It’s like a real-life simulation, but in Minecraft form!

So come join us on this wild ride of family dynamics, financial struggles, and passive-aggressive behavior. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now! 🎮🤪

Age of Blocks

age, age calculation, aging, annual event, birth year, birthdate, Birthday, blocks, Calendar, celebration, countdown, December 31st, milestone, new year’s eve, significant date, special day, Time, time passage, timekeeping, unique fact, Year End

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Void Armor Forged:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have a time machine that lets you go back to december 31st so you can know everyone’s age from that year. it’s like a weird superpower but in minecraft form.

we also have a secret underground lair filled with talking cows that give you quests to find the rarest diamonds in the game. but watch out, they have a secret agenda to take over the server with their cow army.

if that’s not enough, we have a giant floating island made entirely of cake that regenerates every time you take a bite. but be careful, the cake is alive and it doesn’t like being eaten.

so come join us for a wild ride of time travel, talking cows, and living cake. you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Friendly, husk, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Server, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survivalgames, Vanilla, Without

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8191
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	281	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	58

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2t.vanilla-box.ru

Festive Craft Realm 1.21

American society, American tradition., Christmas celebration, Christmas message, controversial remark, Craft, cultural debate, Festive, festive greetings, holiday season, holiday spirit, ivanka trump, Merry Christmas, political agenda, political statement, public figure, Realm, religious beliefs, religious freedom, social media post, traditional values, trump, twitter

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Dimension Hops:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about Trump and Christmas, come join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

We got creepers wearing Santa hats blowing up snowmen, and villagers singing Christmas carols while trading with you.

You’ll feel like you’re in a winter wonderland on steroids, with polar bears riding minecarts and polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own gingerbread house and fight off zombie elves trying to steal your presents.

Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Festive Manga SMP

christmas, Christmas books, Christmas spirit, Christmas stories, Christmas tradition, Festive, festive manga, holiday cheer, holiday manga, holiday reading, holiday season, holiday tradition, Manga, manga binge, Manga fandom, manga lovers, manga recommendations, seasonal manga, seasonal reading, smp, winter manga, winter reading

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Christmas manga come to life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by festive decorations, jolly players dressed as elves, and even Santa himself flying around on a sleigh pulled by creepers (they’re on their best behavior, we promise). Join us for a holly jolly time filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few snowball fights with the mods. So why wait? Come join our Christmas manga-inspired server and make this holiday season one to remember!