Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!
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TipsyCraft Minecraft Server
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FurryCraft: Where even the creepers are getting in touch with their wild side
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Are you tired of working at a boring fast food joint to pay for college? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner furry artist! Imagine the possibilities of drawing wolf cocks and making three times the money you would at a regular job. Who needs a college degree when you can be a furry porn artist extraordinaire? Join now and start living your wildest dreams!
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Moons Over My Crafty [Vanilla] Whitelist
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Feature Description Player Oriented Economy An economy system that revolves around player interactions. Anti-Grief Protection Measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a safe environment. Anti-Cheats Implemented to maintain fairness and integrity in gameplay. Small, Tight-knit Playerbase A community of players who are closely knit and supportive. Responsive Staff Team Moderators who are quick to address any concerns or issues. Welcoming Community A friendly environment where all are welcome. Dynmap A live map to help players navigate and explore the world. Started 4/20/2024 FAQ
Who Are We?
LunarCraft is a survival SMP server modeled after servers like HermitCraft. We aim to deliver a vanilla experience with only common SMP plugins. Players must be above 16 years old with a level of maturity.
Why LunarCraft?
The server runs 24/7 on a dedicated server to ensure no lag. It has experienced moderators and a welcoming community. The server is active but not crowded.
How to Join?
To join, you must be whitelisted through a short application on our discord server: https://discord.gg/vZtSBApe
Contact Information
For any questions or concerns, feel free to add “mutson” on discord.
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Pixelated Console Wars: Sony & Microsoft RIP
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and a touch of insanity? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest dreams!Join us as we embark on a quest to resurrect the legendary Sega Bros, who will rise from the ashes like phoenixes and bring chaos and mayhem to the world of Minecraft. Imagine riding on the back of Sonic himself, speeding through pixelated landscapes and collecting golden rings like there’s no tomorrow.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Creeper whisperers, who have mastered the art of taming these explosive creatures and turning them into loyal companions. Watch as they perform synchronized explosions that will leave you in awe.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, danger, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the Sega Bros!
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DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers can’t stop laughing!
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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become the ambassador of the blocky world, showing off your great matches and skills to all who dare to challenge you.But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret faction called the House of Cucks, where we turn our players into spooky and mysterious beings that will leave your enemies shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness and mayhem that only our server can offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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Warped Vanilla SMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is our jokes!
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🍄 Welcome to Warped SMP 🍄
About Us
Welcome to Warped SMP! We are a hermitcraft-inspired server that strives to create the true vanilla experience. Over the past 4 years we have made an amazing dedicated group of players. We have a very friendly, welcoming community and we are always looking for new members and would love to have you on our server! The server last reset 2 months ago with no plans to reset, this is a rare occurrence, we want to give our players time to work on builds and projects without a looming reset. Our top priority is providing a stable environment in the long run, keeping the world running as long as possible before ever considering a reset.
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Vanilla experience
We stay true to our semi-vanilla roots and hope to find like-minded people. The server runs on fabric, we never go beyond quality-of-life datapacks and never change or add anything that would change or break vanilla mechanics like technical changes or game changing plugins. Any changes that are made to the server are voted on and discussed beforehand.
Community
We welcome all and any playstyles! We have a very diverse player-base. Many players form groups and close bonds and friendships lasting outside of the server. We deeply encourage community collaboration, whether that be through frequent community or group projects, minigames, server wide events, or more.
Respect
We have a very trustworthy, respectful community and thus have laid back rules and keep drama to a minimum and ask the same of you.
How To Join
We have a strong, dedicated, trustworthy community right outside the gate and sets a standard for new players and applications. We except you to take your time on your application. If your application doesn’t meet our standards, we do give you a chance to redo it.
Join our discord HERE and apply!
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CraftyMossad: Where Spies and Blocks Collide!
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as sneaky as Israel’s espionage program? Look no further! Our server is so top secret, even the US government can’t keep up! Join us and gather all the proprietary information you can handle, from military systems to advanced computing applications. We promise, our collection activities are unrivaled – just like Israel’s! Who needs China when you can sell US military technology and secrets on our server? So come on, join us and let’s make America wonder, “are you ok?”
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Blocky Underdogs: Can They Craft the Upset?
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and evil llamas, or if you want to explore a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery.But wait, that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player so skilled that he once defeated an entire army of creepers armed only with a wooden sword. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes and tame a dragon with just a pat on the head.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to pull off the upset of the century!
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🦞 The SHADIEST Survival Server Around! Weekly Lobster Pot Challenges, Custom Gear, and NO Reset Shenanigans! 1.20+ Java+Bedrock 🌞
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Server Overview
Server IP play.shaded.gg Discord Shaded Discord About
Shaded is a top SMP survival server with a friendly community and a range of features and benefits for players.
Features
- NEW! Lobster Pots
- Land claiming and grief prevention
- Custom gear at Gear Merchant
- Skills, economy, shops, and auctions
- Free (vote) ranks, kits, and perks
- Quests, events, and challenges
Cross-Platform
Shaded supports both Java and Bedrock players, with regular updates and a dedicated staff team.
Join Us
Experience Shaded by joining the server with the IP address: play.shaded.gg
Stay Connected
FAQ
How do I join the server?
To join Shaded, simply enter the IP address play.shaded.gg in your Minecraft client.
Is the server cross-platform?
Yes, Shaded supports both Java and Bedrock players.
Are there regular updates on the server?
Yes, Shaded is updated regularly with new features and improvements.
How can I protect my creations on the server?
Shaded offers land claiming and grief prevention to protect your buildings and belongings.
Are there ways to earn money and trade on the server?
Yes, Shaded has an economy system, shops, and auctions for players to trade and earn money.
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FrozenFools: Snowglobe Shenanigans #227
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where we bring you the most epic and outrageous events you’ve ever seen! Join us for the “Gradient of Souls” event, where you’ll embark on a journey like no other, facing wave defenses, protecting escort targets, and capturing units in a battle for survival.But that’s not all! We’ve got banners featuring badass weapons like the Uninvited Adieu SMG and the Abyssal Light pistol. And don’t forget about our new outfits, including the interactive scene where Enya will cure all your Minecraft woes with a tender kiss!
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Star Master of the Minecraft world!
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Crafty Cash Cows – Where FLC Makes You Minecraft Millionaires!
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Are you tired of jannies trying to keep you down and broke? Well, fear no more because on our server, we embrace the hustle and encourage you to make that sweet, sweet cash money!One /biz/ anon on our server has become a legend for making one of the biggest virtual empires ever seen. And if they can do it, so can you! Join us and start your journey to financial freedom today. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual billionaire!
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to being a wagie forever and hello to a life of luxury and success on our server. Join now and start making those virtual stacks!