| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5505 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Farms Harvested: | 112 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 23 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
COMPLETING THE SURVIVAL MAP PRIZE 523 RUBLES PER CARD
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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 2626 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4057 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because who needs practicality when you have bling?).
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs (and the loot) that come with joining our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the absurdity for yourself. Just remember, on our server, Momo is a 7/10 at best, but the fun is off the charts!
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 2051 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 37 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 169 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Join us for the most insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Want to ride a llama off a cliff while playing the accordion? We’ve got you covered. How about building a giant statue of a potato wearing sunglasses? Totally doable.
Our favorite episode? Oh, that’s easy. It’s the one where we all decided to live in a giant floating pineapple and started a pineapple farm. But then the pineapple came to life and started telling bad jokes, so we had to defeat it in a battle of puns. It was epic!
So come join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 8035 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 495165 |
No Rules anything goes server Enter a world where only the strongest survive. Will you rise to the top, or fall victim to the chaos? Join our community of fearless players and experience Minecraft like never before.
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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 6108 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 80 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7892 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Our server is home to the most epic build battles, the craziest mob encounters, and the most intense mining expeditions you’ll ever experience.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds, just waiting for you to dig them up and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns and rainbows (no guarantees on that one, though).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, because they’re known to have a wicked sense of humor.
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 4989 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 26 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3552 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Potions Brewed: | 139 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8183 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Picture this: a group of monks in tie-dye robes riding into battle on rainbow-colored llamas, chanting mantras while slaying zombies left and right. It’s a sight you won’t see anywhere else!
But beware, these monks may be peaceful at heart, but they have a mean streak when it comes to defending their temples. So if you’re looking for a unique and action-packed Minecraft experience, look no further. Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the wild world of violent Buddhists!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 677 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 329599 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6581 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of ninja chickens. If you can defeat them, the treasure is yours!
But that’s not all – we also have a giant lava parkour course that leads to a hidden village where villagers trade enchanted golden carrots for rare items like unicorn horns and dragon scales. And don’t even get me started on the flying pigs that roam the skies, dropping loot crates filled with OP weapons and armor.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where only the bravest and most ridiculous players will survive. And remember, only the true legends will insist that your penis is small – because in this world, size doesn’t matter, it’s all about the epic adventures you have along the way!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9278 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 4626 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 28 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 10 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the map. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and talking parrots that can recite Shakespeare. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco room where the zombies bust out their best moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!
