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IranCraft Server: ThursFriAttack

Attack, expected, FRIDAY, IranCraft, Iranian, Israel, long tail, may come, Officials, Server, tags, THURSDAY, ThursFriAttack

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7620
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Zombie Dances:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server and escape the impending Iranian attack on Israel! Build your fortress, gather resources, and prepare for battle in a world where anything is possible! Who needs real life drama when you can create your own chaos in the virtual world? Join now and let’s survive together!

Begum’s Blocky Adventure

Adventure, appeal denied, Begums, blocky, British citizen, British citizenship, British court, British justice system, citizenship, court ruling, extremism, final decision, HUMAN RIGHTS, international law, ISIS bride, legal battle, legal case, national security, Shamima Begum, Terrorism, UK citizenship, UK court, UK LAW

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	24	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Void Armor Forged:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so like, u know how shamima begum is like, tryna come back to the uk but they keep sayin no? well, if u wanna escape all that drama and just chill in a minecraft server, then u gotta join this one! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the cha cha slide. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits at anyone who tries to grief ur build. so come on down and escape the real world drama with us!

TobaccoCraft: DNA Damage & Gut Bugs

bugs, Cancer prevention, cancer research, carcinogens, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, colorectal tumors, Damage, Dna, DNA damage, DNA sequencing, environmental factors, genetic analysis, genetic mutations, genetic risk factors, Gut, gut bacteria, Microbiome, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, public health, smoking, tobacco, TobaccoCraft, tumor development

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Enchantments Applied:	254	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Towns Built:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have the biggest ever genetic analysis of colorectal cancer! we found out that tobacco and gut bacteria are causing all the DNA damage, but don’t worry, we have potions to protect you from those nasty cancer-causing critters! join us and fight off the evil tobacco and bacteria mobs while building your own epic base and battling other players in epic PvP battles! plus, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure waiting to be discovered! so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let’s kick some cancer butt together!

Room Reno Minecraft Server

accessories, bedroom makeover, budget-friendly, color scheme, Creative, decor, Design ideas, diy, Furniture, home improvement, inspiration, interior design, lighting, Minecraft, organization, Redecorating, RENO, renovation, room, Server, Tips, Tricks, Upgrade

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about boring room upgrades again! Our virtual interior designers are top-notch and can turn your pixelated shack into a luxurious palace fit for a Minecraft king. Need a lava pit for a jacuzzi? We got you covered. Want a pet dragon to guard your diamond stash? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). So come on in and let’s make your room the envy of all your blocky friends!

The iDOLM@STER SMP Craze

cd, character birthdays, Cinderella Girls, collab, collaboration, Crazeliul, english wiki, event dates, gacha dates, idolm@ster general, idolmaster, idolmaster-thread, IDOLMSTER, iM@S, interview, japanese news, maintenance, material translations, merch, mini game, music downloads, shiny colors, smp, Stream, ulliThe, Vtuber

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play!

Imagine building a house with your friends while dodging creepers and zombies, only to have a surprise visit from a group of singing idols who want to join your server! Will you team up with them to defeat the Ender Dragon, or will you challenge them to a dance-off in the Nether?

With events like CG Manami’s birthday bash in 2024 and the SC x Oshi no Ko collab, there’s never a dull moment on this server. Plus, don’t miss out on the chance to unlock idol profiles by playing the Daifugo mini-game or discovering shocking family secrets like Hana’s little brother and Sakuya’s deceased parents (yikes)!

But that’s not all – we’ve got wet t-shirt competitions, dry t-shirt promotions, and even a digital pre-release of the hit song “mellow mellow” to keep you entertained. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, join the Cats, Dogs, Bunnies, and Squirrels gang for some wild shenanigans!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

CraftyControl Minecraft Server

abandonment, anger, Apology, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, confession, Confrontation, control, CraftyControl, DATING, family, fixated, forgiveness, friendship, love, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Obsession, reconciliation, Server, trip, worry

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	363	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3338	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and love triangles are just part of the game! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of our player who confessed his love to his childhood crush, only to be left heartbroken when she started dating someone else.

But that’s not all – we have golf trips, phone confiscations, and angry confrontations waiting for you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense? And hey, if you’re a literal bastard like our player, don’t worry – we welcome all kinds here, even those with mysterious parentage.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy adventures? Come on in and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of Minecraft!

StepParentSassCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, husband, Insecurity, mother figure, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, STEPDAUGHTER, stepmother, StepParentSassCraft, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	886
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimension Hops:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my in-laws staying over? Look no further! Our server is like therapy for family dynamics, but with blocks and creepers!

Join us and experience the thrill of building relationships with your fellow players, just like I did with my stepdaughter (minus the tears and arguments, hopefully).

We promise not to force you to call anyone “mom” or “dad” – unless you want to, of course! And if things get heated, our moderators will step in to make sure everyone plays nicely.

So come on down to our server and build some bridges – both figuratively and literally! Trust me, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with in-laws who think they know best. See you there!

CreeperCrazeMC

awful names, awkward names, bad names, bizarre names, CreeperCrazeMC, cringeworthy names, embarrassing names, funny names, horrible names, inappropriate names, laughable names, odd names, regrettable names, ridiculous names, strange names, terrible names, uncommon names, unique names, unusual names, weird names, worst name

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1893	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that it will make you question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (and your blocky world)!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion shows where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond tiara.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots and emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT parties every Friday)!

ShieldedPrisonerMCServer

abuse of power, Accountability, Camera, Conflict Resolution, cover up, footage, Hospital, human rights violation, international law, investigation, Israeli soldiers, Justice, Middle East conflict, Military, Palestinian prisoner, rape, security forces, ShieldedPrisonerMCServer, shields, violent acts, War Crimes

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
New Chunks Explored:	950950	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE DON’T RAPE PRISONERS, JUST BUILD EPIC CASTLES AND SLAY DRAGONS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE ISRAELI SOLDIERS LOOK LIKE NOOBS! PLUS, WE HAVE A HOSPITAL FOR WHEN THINGS GET TOO CRAZY. YOU WON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE INSANITY, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

UkrainianRaiders: Cross-Border Chaos

aggression, Attack, border conflict, Chaos, Crimea, cross-border incident, CrossBorder, diplomatic crisis, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military Action, military conflict, military intervention, political tension, russia, security threat, territorial dispute, Territory, Troops, Ukraine, UkrainianRaiders, war risk.

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

so, like, u know how russia is all like “oh no, ukraine is invading us” and stuff? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level! join us and be part of the epic battle between ukrainian troops and russian forces, all in the world of minecraft!

imagine riding a creeper into battle, blowing up enemy bases with tnt cannons, and fighting off hordes of zombies with your trusty diamond sword. it’s like world war 3, but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes.

plus, we have the craziest mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. from flying pigs to exploding chickens, you never know what to expect on this server.

so come join us and be part of the chaos. who will win the ultimate showdown between ukraine and russia? only time will tell. but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be one heck of a ride!