| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 2901 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3317 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 16 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Netherbound.mcplay.fun
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6594 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Void Gems Collected: | 40 |
Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 572 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 6625 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
minemax.aternos.me:19630
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 2309 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6825 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 9635 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2491 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3223 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 78 |
Join us and witness the madness of Saiyaman Undersuit Videl, Buucolo, and Gohan AF – these mods will have you fighting like a true warrior in no time! And don’t even get me started on Zaiko or Xicor, Pan Black, and topless Caulifla – they’ll have you looking fly as heck while you’re slaying mobs left and right.
But wait, there’s more! How about GT Vegeta, Saiyan armor Kale and Caulifla, and muscular Kefla? These mods will have you feeling like the ultimate Saiyan powerhouse in no time!
And let’s not forget about the Pilaf Gang skins – because who wouldn’t want to run around as those lovable little troublemakers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest modded adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 9737 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 14 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 29 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!
But wait, there’s more! Take on challenges like “Total Assault: Hieronymus (Urban – Insane & Torment w/Red Dmg)” where you’ll face off against the most diabolical foes in the city streets. Or try your hand at “Joint Firing Drill (Defense)” where you’ll defend your Minecraft kingdom from invaders!
Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8053 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community like no other. We’ve got secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to photobomb your screenshots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 8253 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 48 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 197 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!
But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!
So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7126 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6606 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 59 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!
We’ve got 6 Guard Viviana, 6 Caster Ebenholz, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Plus, we’ve got a Hello Kitty Collab Series coming soon that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
