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NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1698
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	146	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Enchantments Applied:	80	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	236	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Endless Night Skies:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Void Armor Forged:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Votes:	4884	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	40
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2927
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7281	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!