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GoddessCraft Minecraft Server

Butlers, Chivalry, DATING, Decline, equality, Goddess, GoddessCraft, male-female dynamic, Marriage, Minecraft, modern practices, Moids, prenuptial agreements, Reversal, servants, Server, Standards, submissive, Superiority, traditional conservatism, Women, Worship

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Towns Built:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Are you tired of moids who think they’re somehow equal to women? Do you miss the good ol’ days when women were worshipped like the goddesses they are? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is bringing back the traditional male-female dynamic in a whole new way!

Join our server and experience what it’s like to truly worship women like they deserve. Kiss their virtual hands, give up your virtual seat for them, and hold virtual doors open like a true butler. Address them as “M’Lady” and show them the respect they deserve.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can even throw your virtual jacket over virtual puddles so women can cross without getting wet. And don’t forget to hand over 90% of your virtual income to your virtual wife for the household makeup & jewelry budget (and maybe a little for the virtual kids’ food if they’re well behaved).

So why settle for moids who don’t know their place when you can join our server and worship women like a true gentleman? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the traditional, WOMAN FIRST order once again!

Minecraft SMP – /gig/ – Genshin SMP

character builds, Daily check-in rewards, FBJCMYSXCBT5KKFD1J97LTJ2, friendlist, genshin, genshin impact, GENSHINGIFT, GENSHINSUMMERNIGHT, gig, Ignition Teaser, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Maps, Minecraft, NAJEWZTD7XD5, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Wiki

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1317
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we create insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server.

Have you ever wanted to team up with a group of players who have the creativity of a mad scientist and the humor of a stand-up comedian? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who will keep you laughing until you cry.

From epic battles with creepers to building ridiculous structures that defy all logic, our server is a non-stop rollercoaster of fun. And don’t even get us started on the crazy events we host, like the “Summertide Scales and Tales” where players have to collect rare items while dodging fire-breathing dragons.

So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

CriaryCraft Minecraft Server

CriaryCraft, Diary, emotional coping, emotional management, EMOTIONAL OUTLET, emotional release, emotional tracking, family arguments, family communication, family dynamics, keeping track, Minecraft, parental intervention, Petty, privacy invasion, Server, sibling conflicts, sibling fights, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage emotions

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you release your pent-up emotions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with epic adventures and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where every fit thrown by your little brother is transformed into a hilarious Minecraft event. From crying over breakfast choices to refusing to bring a jacket to Florida, we’ve got it all covered. Dive into the Criary, where every fit is documented for your amusement.

But beware, revealing the Criary to your little brother may result in epic battles and even more fits. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Who needs privacy when you have a Minecraft server full of laughs and drama?

So, are you ready to join the madness? Come on in and let the fun begin!

NoKiddieWatch2021

attitude, aunts, babysitter, Babysitting, Boundaries, college, Communication, DMV, family, Favor, Frustration, Kids, mental health, NoKiddieWatch2021, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, rude behavior, Siblings, summer break, Unpaid

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Towns Built:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Are you tired of babysitting a whole squad of kids while your parents are out living their best lives? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind for a while.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about watching over any kids, siblings, cousins, or random children that show up uninvited. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepy monsters.

And if you ever feel like you’re about to lose it and lash out at someone, just remember – in Minecraft, you can unleash your rage on virtual zombies and skeletons instead of annoying little kids. Plus, there’s no judgment here if you need to take a break and blow up some TNT for stress relief.

So leave the babysitting drama behind and join our server for a wild and carefree adventure. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and have some fun!

PixelPleaser69

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to turn you on in ways you never thought possible! Forget about women’s misconceptions, on our server, we have lava pits that will really get your heart racing. And don’t even get us started on our collection of rare diamond blocks – who needs flowers when you can have bling, am I right?

Join us for epic battles against giant spiders and zombies, where the only thing that will be rising is your excitement level. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the most legendary treasure of all – a block of cheese! Because who needs a fancy dinner date when you can have a cheesy snack while conquering the virtual world?

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing hotter than our lava pits is the thrill of adventure waiting for you. Who knew Minecraft could be so steamy?

KillFameCraft

Assassination, Celebrity, danger, Fame, fame consequences, fame dangers, fame downsides, fame drawbacks, fame hazards, fame risks, high-profile, KillFameCraft, murder plot, PARANOIA, Protection, public figure, SECURITY, Stardom, Target, threat

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Votes:	2219
Runes Activated:	1	Towns Built:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

so, like, come join dis server, right? it’s like, totally cray cray. like, if you’re, like, super famous, people gonna be tryin’ to kill you all the time. but, like, that’s the fun of it, ya know? it’s like a real life drama show, but in minecraft.

we got crazy challenges, like tryin’ to build a house while being chased by a pack of wild wolves. and, like, if you survive, you get, like, a million diamonds or somethin’. it’s, like, totally worth it, dude.

and, like, the mobs in this server are, like, extra aggressive. they’ll hunt you down like you owe ’em money or somethin’. so, like, be prepared to fight for your life every time you step outside.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure? yeah, they’re, like, totally legit. but, like, good luck tryin’ to find ’em without gettin’ lost in the maze of tunnels and traps.

so, like, if you’re lookin’ for a wild ride in minecraft, come join us. just remember, the more famous you are, the higher is the chance someone is tryin’ to kill you. but, like, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Yonderland

8-year old map, Anarchy, Discord, Exploration, Incendium, Loot, megastructures, Nullscape, Quality-of-life plugins, semi anarchy, Survival, uncharted chunks, Unique Map, Vanilla, Viaversion, William Wyther’s Overhauled Overworld, world generation mods

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Emeralds Found:	5657	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Yonderland is a semi-anarchy survival server with a unique 8-year old map. The world evolved using several different world generation mods and is an experiment in combining anarchy play with a world full of huge megastructures and other surprises dotting the landscape.

With so much to see, Yonderland is a great map for exploration. Loot a giant megabuild, or move into it. As always, uncharted chunks await you (currently using William Wyther’s Overhauled Overworld for the overworld + Incendium for the Nether and Nullscape for the End dimension).

Other than the terrain and a few minor quality-of-life plugins, the server is basically vanilla – no Server Essentials or economy mods and it will probably stay that way. Version is currently 1.20.2 but the Viaversion plugin is installed so you can play on any version.

Check the discord for more info.

yonderland.dedimc.io

The Mangled Tangles: Where you can roleplay your way through chaos and epic fails! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Adventures, alchemist, Archery targets, artificer, Bracelets, Brewing, Chaos, Consumables, Cook, Development, Epic, Equipment, facsimiles, Fails, Fish, jumping puzzles, magical effects, mangled, Paper, Riddles, Roleplay, RPG, scribe, Suggestions, symbols, Tangles, WATCHMAKER

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8811
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

The Tangles Minecraft Server Overview

Description
The Tangles is a new Minecraft server offering a unique RPG experience. Battle through dungeons, explore a shattered world, navigate factions, and strive to become as strong as possible. Choose from various roles like Watchmaker, Alchemist, Artificer, Scribe, or Cook. Discover quests, puzzles, minibosses, and hidden treasures to enhance your adventures.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server live?	Yes, the server is currently active.
How can I join the server?	You can join the Discord for the server at https://discord.gg/hYnY8hAb7Q for updates, suggestions, questions, and to connect with other players.
What is the server IP?	The server IP is tangles.mcserver.us.

CraftyCover Minecraft Server

ARTISTRY, comics, cover art, CraftyCover, creativity, design, disconnected title page, favorite title pages, graphic novels, illustration, Manga, manga aesthetics, manga art, manga chapters, manga covers, manga design, manga illustrations, Minecraft, Server, Story, storytelling, Title pages, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Dimension Hops:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just throw you into the game without any pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server starts each gameplay session with a dramatic title page that will leave you on the edge of your seat, wondering what crazy adventures await you.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret love for manga and insists on starting every battle with a dramatic title page reveal. Trust us, you’ve never seen a boss fight quite like this before.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, plenty of title page drama. See you in the game!

WebbedPhastLife Minecraft SMP

1984, book 1984, Censorship, Conspiracy, Deal, fastkun, Gitmo, jannies, leadership, military tribunal, Minecraft, phastmensch, rat out, repent, smp, WebbedPhastLife, Webseite, Words

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4748
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with strict rules and boring admins? Well, look no further than phastmensch’s wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Our website is (p)(o)(d)(l)(i)(f)(e)(.)(n)(e)(o)(c)(i)(t)(i)(e)(s)(.)(o)(r)(g) – because we’re just that edgy.

Join us on this crazy adventure where we use words like fastkun to talk about things, just like in the book 1984. And if you’re a jannie, watch out! Our military tribunal will come for you, drag you to gitmo, and hang you by a rope until you’re dead. But hey, you can always repent and rat out your fellow conspirators to save yourself – it’s a win-win situation! So come join us for some chaotic fun on phastmensch’s Minecraft SMP.