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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 8382 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 6506 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Smug Motherfucker, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in under 30 seconds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or try your luck at our parkour course that’s suspended in the sky? Just make sure to bring your diamond armor and a bucket of water, because things tend to get a little… explosive.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for the Smug Motherfucker – he’s always watching.
