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SipSquadCoffeeCrafters – Minecraft SMP
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we drink half & half like it’s water! We ran out of half & half once and tried drinking our coffee black, but it tasted like shit. So we added water to it and now it’s our new favorite drink! Who knew Minecraft could teach us so much about coffee? Join us for some hilarious coffee adventures and more on our server! -
NorseBrews SMP – Europe’s Finest Beer
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic beer in all of Europe! And get this, it’s Norwegian! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Legend has it that our beer was crafted by a group of Viking warriors who stumbled upon a magical brewery hidden deep in the mountains of Norway. These warriors were known for their epic battles and even more epic parties, and they knew they needed a brew that could match their legendary status. So, they spent years perfecting the recipe, using only the finest ingredients and the tears of their enemies to give it that extra kick.
Now, this beer has become a symbol of our server, a testament to our commitment to having a good time and living life to the fullest. So, if you want to join a community that knows how to have a good time, come on over and raise a glass with us. Just be prepared for some wild adventures, crazy parties, and maybe even a few Viking raids along the way. Skål!
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SimplyMC: Where Villagers drink tea, creepers apologise, and griefers cry in rain
SimplyMC Minecraft Server
Overview Welcome to SimplyMC, where we bring back the simplicity and joy of classic Minecraft. We welcome all players, whether its Megabase builders, or Technical Farm Designers! Our server is all about community, ensuring that every player has a voice in any changes and encouraging contributions to server projects and regular events. FAQ
Question Answer What types of players are welcome on SimplyMC? We welcome all players, whether you’re a Megabase builder or a Technical Farm Designer! What kind of community projects does SimplyMC have? Our community works together on projects in the overworld, nether, and end dimensions to enhance the player experience. Is there a modded server available? Yes, we have a modded server running the BetterMC modpack for a different Minecraft experience. Is there an online map available for players? Yes, we have a live map (BlueMap) where players can view their creations and place markers. When is the server reset and the Minecraft 1.21 update happening? The server reset and Minecraft 1.21 update will occur this Sunday, bringing new features and biomes. How can I join SimplyMC? You can join our Discord at simplymc.net or use the server IP at join.simplymc.net -
ChestyCraft: No Tears Allowed
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time 29f and her friend got into a heated argument over boob comments during a girls night out.Witness the epic showdown between these two players as they exchange insults like “knockers” and “jugs”, leading to a savage comeback of “okay 32AA”. The guys in the chat couldn’t handle the heat and made an “oooooo” noise, while the friend ended up crying in the virtual toilet.
But hey, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join now for a chance to be part of outrageous moments like this and create your own crazy stories. Who knows, maybe you’ll find yourself in a virtual bar crawl scenario without even drinking a drop. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
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CravingCraft: Drink Responsibly
so, like, u ever watchin’ sports on tv and then u see an ad for ur fave drink and suddenly u just gotta have it? well, that’s cuz research shows that exposure to alcohol ads during sports broadcasts makes u crave a drink like crazy, especially if u already drink a lot.but, like, on our minecraft server, we got no alcohol ads, just epic builds and crazy adventures! join us and u won’t even think about drinkin’, u’ll be too busy fightin’ zombies and buildin’ the coolest castles ever!
so, like, forget about those pesky ads makin’ u wanna drink, come join our server and have the time of ur life! who needs alcohol when u got minecraft, right? let’s get blocky, baby!
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Caffeine Clash Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where the Coffee vs Tea wars are raging on! Choose your side and battle it out in intense PvP matches to prove once and for all which is the superior beverage.But wait, what’s this? Water has made a surprising entrance into the battlefield, causing chaos and confusion among the players. Can you navigate through the madness and come out victorious?
And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, Soda swoops in and wins with low difficulty, leaving everyone scratching their heads in disbelief. Join us on this wild ride and experience the most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!
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CranJuiceCraft: Wet-Free Zone
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY RIDING A PIG? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS RAINING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND ZOMBIES THAT GIVE OUT FREE HUGS! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SING JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS! AND IF YOU FIND THE GOLDEN CARROT, YOU’LL UNLOCK A MAGICAL UNICORN MOUNT THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS BUTT!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WHACKADOO MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (WARNING: MAY CAUSE SPONTANEOUS LAUGHTER AND PERMANENT HAPPINESS)