🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2064 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 108 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 85 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!
Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.
We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.
So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!