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AlienCraft: Where Endermen Leak Gossip!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7829	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD:

Last 5 months have been drier than OPs moms pussy

Grusch is essentially kill and hasn’t dropped anything despite saying he would

Movement in the gutter, UAP bills gutted

Blue beans in full effect

Suddenly there he was

NEW whistleblower JASON SANDS

Worked under UAPTF, still actively working in the government. Won’t talk about certain stuff besides SCIF

Says aliens are blue skinned, treaties have been made I really hope Grusch 2.0 does better cause holy fuck. Please pray we have something bros

Reasons to join our Minecraft server: – Explore a world drier than OPs moms pussy – Witness the mystery of Grusch and his lack of drops – Get involved in the gutter movement and see UAP bills gutted – Experience the full effect of blue beans – Meet the strange whistleblower JASON SANDS and uncover government secrets – Discover blue-skinned aliens and intergalactic treaties

Come join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure!

Lolcraft: Kim Jong-fun and Gangnam Steve on the ‘Koreasisters’ Server

Chads, cultural exchange, east asia, Entertainment, family dynamics, GANGNAM, international relations, J-pop, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese idols, Jongfun, K-pop, Kim, korean culture, korean idols, Koreasisters, LolCraft, Music, pop culture, Server, sibling bond, sibling rivalry, Sisterhood, sisters, steve

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where everything is just too normal? Well, look no further because on this server, the Koreasisters are teaming up with the Japanchads to take over the Minecraft world!

Join us for epic battles where you can choose to fight alongside the Koreasisters or the Japanchads. Will you help the Koreasisters build a K-pop themed castle? Or will you join the Japanchads in creating a sushi restaurant empire? The choice is yours!

But beware, the Koreasisters and Japanchads won’t go down without a fight. Rumor has it they have secret powers that can turn the tide of battle in an instant. Will you be able to outsmart them and claim victory for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Koreasisters or Japanchads.

Pixelated Sushi Land

Ciconia When They Cry PHASE 2, Death Game Hotel, death stranding 2, epic games, George Kamitani, Hashino Katsura, Hotel Barcelona, Kojima Hideo, Land, Limit x Despair, Metaphor: ReFantazio, Nagoshi Toshihiro, ODPhysint, pixelated, Rusty Rabbit, Ryukishi07, Shikura Chiyomaru, Silent Hill FC, Slitterhead, Steins, Suda51, sushi, SWERY, Toyama Keiichiro, Tribe Nine, Uchikoshi Kotaro, Ueda Fumito, Urobuchi Gen, yoko taro

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7452	Zombie Dances:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe, where all your wildest gaming dreams come true! Join us for a death-defying adventure at SWERY’s Death Game Hotel, where you’ll have to outwit your opponents to survive. But don’t worry, Suda51 will be there to keep things interesting with his crazy antics.

Feeling brave? Take a trip to Toyama Keiichiro’s Slitterhead world, where you’ll encounter the most terrifying creatures you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon Suda51’s mysterious game teased in 2023 at Hotel Barcelona.

But wait, there’s more! Yoko Taro is set to announce a mind-blowing new game in 2024, and Kojima Hideo is working on Death Stranding 2 in the virtual world of ODPhysint. Urobuchi Gen invites you to the Rusty Rabbit server, where the plot twists will leave you questioning everything.

Ryukishi07’s Silent Hill FCiconia When They Cry PHASE 2 server is a must-visit for horror fans, while Ueda Fumito’s Epic Games creation will transport you to a world of wonder. And who could forget Hashino Katsura’s Metaphor: ReFantazio, a game that will challenge your perception of reality.

Join us for the ultimate gaming experience, where George Kamitani’s long-awaited project is finally coming to life. Uchikoshi Kotaro’s Limit x Despair server will test your limits, while Nagoshi Toshihiro’s new game will keep you on the edge of your seat.

And if you’re a fan of Steins;???, Shikura Chiyomaru’s server is the place to be for all things mysterious and mind-bending. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziest Minecraft server ever created and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Polska: Where the blocks are as strong as our accents!

Accents, blocks, Crafty, eastern europe, European culture, Poland, Polish ancestry, Polish art, Polish community, polish cuisine, Polish customs, Polish diaspora, Polish folklore, Polish heritage, Polish history, Polish identity, Polish language, Polish literature, Polish music, Polish people, Polish pride, Polish traditions, polska, Slavic heritage, STRONG

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with boring old English speakers? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is filled to the brim with hilarious and energetic Polish players! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop banter, crazy shenanigans, and of course, delicious pierogi parties!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant underground disco filled with dancing creepers and party-loving skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to join a server that literally rocks the underground scene?

So come on down and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, our Polish players are experts at building intricate and beautiful structures that will leave you in awe. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

Dick Chud’s Hardcore Minecraft Adventures

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mines Excavated:	3214	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience, where the name is unironically Hard Dick ChudHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH DO INDIANS REAAAALLY?????????????????

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is populated by a tribe of magical unicorns who grant wishes to all players who join. Want a diamond sword? Just ask a unicorn! – The land is filled with hidden treasure chests that contain rare items like enchanted armor, golden apples, and even a talking parrot named Steve who gives out helpful tips. – Our PvP battles are legendary, with players riding on flying pigs armed with laser cannons. It’s a sight to behold! – The server owner is a wizard who can turn any block into a delicious cake with a flick of his wand. Who needs diamonds when you have cake? – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the Ender Dragon. It’s lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join Hard Dick ChudHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH DO INDIANS REAAAALLY????????????????? and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft Madness: Teibou Tuesday Edition

Edition, Fishing, fishing adventures, fishing buddies, fishing community, fishing enthusiasts, fishing equipment, fishing excursions, fishing fun, fishing gear, fishing hobby, fishing season, fishing spots, fishing tackle, fishing techniques, fishing time, fishing tips, fishing trips, madness, Minecraft, outdoor activities, Teibou, Teibou Tuesday, TUESDAY, warmer weather

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Towns Built:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	194	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of boring old fishing in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where the fish literally jump out of the water and into your inventory! Our fish are so eager to be caught, they practically swim into your hands themselves. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underwater city where the fish wear tiny top hats and monocles. Don’t miss out on the aquatic adventure of a lifetime!

Raw Meat Buffet – Where You Can Test Your Iron Stomach!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1308	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate raw meat challenge! Forget about building and mining, we’re all about testing your stomach’s limits here. Eat raw meat in-game and see if you can survive without getting sick. Just like that guy on Youtube, you’ll be a raw meat connoisseur in no time. Who needs cooked food when you can live life on the edge with a belly full of raw beef? Join now and show off your iron stomach skills!

EasyPeasyCraft

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a hero? Look no further! Our server is so epic, you’ll be slaying dragons and saving villages in no time. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, your visa will magically extend every time it’s about to expire. So say goodbye to immigration stress and hello to a world of blocky adventures! Join now and become the visa-saving hero you were always meant to be!

Tokoyami Towa’s Eternal Darkness Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Void Gems Collected:	21
Endless Night Skies:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure gold and the creepers wear top hats! Join us for epic events like the annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where you can strut your stuff in the latest diamond armor designs.

But that’s not all – we have exclusive performances from virtual idols like Towa Thread, who will serenade you with her enchanting covers of “Unknown Mother Goose” and “Ghost Rule”. Plus, don’t miss out on our upcoming collab with DreamHack Melbourne 2024: Down Under, where hololive production will battle it out in a virtual reality dance-off!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks themselves. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – rumor has it they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a new album soon!

SkyrimCraft: Where we mine diamonds to the sound of dragon shouts!

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	6645	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old music playing in the background? Well, look no further because on our server, we only listen to the Skyrim OST on repeat! That’s right, get ready to mine, build, and fight off creepers while feeling like a dragonborn hero.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and rare loot. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer its challenges and claim the riches within.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who needs new music when you can still be jamming out to the epic sounds of Skyrim?

ScaredyCraft: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

So, like, I was mining for diamonds on this server and suddenly a creeper popped out of nowhere and started breakdancing! I mean, who knew creepers had such sick moves? If you want to witness the most epic dance battles between mobs and players, you gotta join this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen every Friday night. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the coolest mobs in Minecraft! Join now before the dance floor gets too crowded with zombies doing the thriller dance.