New Minecraft Servers 2025

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  • AlienCraft: Where Endermen Leak Gossip!

    AlienCraft: Where Endermen Leak Gossip!
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    Players: 100/900 Votes: 9943
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31
    Meteorite Armor Created: 15 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Alien Abductions: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 329
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

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    WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD:

    Last 5 months have been drier than OPs moms pussy

    Grusch is essentially kill and hasn’t dropped anything despite saying he would

    Movement in the gutter, UAP bills gutted

    Blue beans in full effect

    Suddenly there he was

    NEW whistleblower JASON SANDS

    Worked under UAPTF, still actively working in the government. Won’t talk about certain stuff besides SCIF

    Says aliens are blue skinned, treaties have been made I really hope Grusch 2.0 does better cause holy fuck. Please pray we have something bros

    Reasons to join our Minecraft server: – Explore a world drier than OPs moms pussy – Witness the mystery of Grusch and his lack of drops – Get involved in the gutter movement and see UAP bills gutted – Experience the full effect of blue beans – Meet the strange whistleblower JASON SANDS and uncover government secrets – Discover blue-skinned aliens and intergalactic treaties

    Come join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure!

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  • Finerenone’s Heart Haven

    Finerenone’s Heart Haven
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 7452
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7110 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Crops Grown: 7709
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, u know how u always wanted to live forever in minecraft? well dis server is like da fountain of youth but in block form. we got dis crazy mineralocorticoid thingy dat will make u live up to 3 years longer in da game. imagine all da diamonds u can mine in dat time! join now and become immortal in minecraft, cuz why not? #blocklife #immortality #minecraftmadness

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!

    SquatchCraft: where the trees fight back and the squatches run free!
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    Players: 102/400 Votes: 1329
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Secret Passages Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    SquatchCraft Minecraft Server

    Come and join our new and growing community! We are SquatchCraft, a group of chill gamers intent on growing our community. We are starting out with a survival server but are planning on adding more minigames, adding a creative server, modded server, and whatever else the community desires! Come join the Squatch family!

    66.11.118.153:25540 version 1.21

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What type of server is SquatchCraft? SquatchCraft is currently a survival server, but we plan on adding more game modes in the future.
    Are there any rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    Can I suggest new features for the server? Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community on how to improve the server.
    How can I join the SquatchCraft server? Simply enter the server IP address (66.11.118.153:25540) in your Minecraft client and start playing!

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  • Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server

    Greymane or Battleborn? Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 9072
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 580 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1059 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

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    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you have to choose between being a boring old Greymane or a basic Battleborn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can be a majestic Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirate with laser eyes and a pet dragon named Fluffy!

    Join us for epic battles where you can ride into battle on a rainbow-colored llama while wielding a diamond sword that shoots out exploding cupcakes. Explore our custom-built world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure chests, and a magical forest where the trees are made of cotton candy.

    But beware, there are rumors of a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs and terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the ultimate prize of a golden chicken nugget?

    So why settle for the ordinary when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience! Greymane or Battleborn? Nah, we’re all about Unicorn-Riding Ninja Pirates here!

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  • BlockyBoobOpinions

    BlockyBoobOpinions
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 743
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 17 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we support self-expression and body positivity! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream world without any judgment. Just like how this player’s wife is considering a breast reduction, you can make any changes you want to your Minecraft creations. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken with a top hat? Go for it! We encourage you to do what makes you happy, just like this player supports their wife’s decision.

    But be warned, our server is so accepting and supportive that it might make you question your own decisions. Just like how this player’s wife doubted her surgery because of her husband’s neutral response, you might find yourself second-guessing your building choices. But fear not, we’re here to remind you to follow your heart and build whatever makes you smile.

    So come join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who knows, you might just find the courage to make some pixelated changes of your own. Remember, it’s all about having fun and embracing your unique style. See you in the virtual world!

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  • HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP

    HighSchoolGrad2MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 6282
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Animals Bred: 89
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 290 Potions Brewed: 77

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the real world and ready to escape to a land of blocky adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected alliances.

    Picture this: you’re just a humble high school graduate looking for your next big adventure. You stumble upon our server and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers to show you around. Little did you know, this llama is actually a secret agent working for the infamous Ender Dragon, who is plotting to take over the server and needs your help to stop them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who have a knack for causing chaos. One time, they stole all the diamonds from the local mine and built a giant statue of themselves in the town square. Who knows what they’ll do next?

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you team up with a talking llama, thwart the plans of an evil dragon, and try to keep a group of rowdy villagers in check all in one day? It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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  • ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!

    ColorCraft – Because it’s not just black and white!
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 8924
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 93
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a gray sheep? Well, look no further because our server is the rainbow unicorn of Minecraft servers!

    Join us and you’ll be able to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even have a pet creeper that tells hilarious jokes (just make sure not to laugh too hard or it might explode)!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Colorful Caves, where each cave is themed after a different color. Explore the Red Ruby Cave, the Blueberry Blast Cave, and even the Glittery Gold Cave where you can mine for treasure that’s shinier than a disco ball!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyChina Minecraft Server

    CraftyChina Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 1958
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Star Shards Collected: 113
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Magic Items Found: 3523
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

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    LOL OMG dis server is like the China of Minecraft servers, except instead of fake news we got fake blocks! Join us for the most epic trolling experience of your life, where you can trick your friends into thinking they’re building with diamond blocks when really it’s just dirt painted blue! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server and only communicate through interpretive dance. Trust me, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

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  • Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise

    Hezblock Penetration: Nasrallah’s Demise
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 9628
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6392
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Farms Harvested: 206
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 8341
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the Nasrallah of all servers, deep like Israel’s penetration of Hezbollah (whatever that means). we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers twerkin’. u ain’t gonna find a server like this anywhere else, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u find the secret diamond mine, u unlock the power to control time and space. so come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

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  • RLFactions: The Lost Season where PVP is just a fancy way of saying ‘accidental teamkill’

    RLFactions: The Lost Season where PVP is just a fancy way of saying ‘accidental teamkill’
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 4665
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 110
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server Name RLFactions
    Season Season 1
    Website Discord Server

    Overview:

    RLFactions season 1 offers a heavily modded factions server experience, combining elements of RLCraft survival challenges with strategic faction-based gameplay. Players can immerse themselves in a competitive environment where survival, building, and strategizing are crucial for success.

    FAQ:

    Q: What mods are included in the server?

    A: The server includes a variety of mods from RLCraft and other survival-focused mods to enhance gameplay.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

    A: Yes, PvP is enabled to allow for faction warfare and competition among players.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: To join the server, you can connect using the server IP provided and join the Discord server for updates and announcements.

    Q: Are there specific rules for gameplay on the server?

    A: Yes, there are specific rules outlined on the Discord server to ensure fair gameplay and to maintain a positive community environment.

    Q: Can I play solo on the server or do I need to join a faction?

    A: While playing solo is possible, joining a faction is recommended to enhance gameplay and participate in faction warfare.

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