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AlienCraft: Where Endermen Leak Gossip!

alg, ALIEN LEAKS GENERAL, AlienCraft, aliens, blue beans, blue skinned, drier than OPs moms pussy, endermen, gossip, Government, Grusch, Grusch 2.0, gutter, JASON SANDS, last 5 months, LEAK.., movement, NEW whistleblower, Pray, SCIF, Treaties, UAP bills, UAPTF, WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46

WE ARE SO BACK BROSQRD:

Last 5 months have been drier than OPs moms pussy

Grusch is essentially kill and hasn’t dropped anything despite saying he would

Movement in the gutter, UAP bills gutted

Blue beans in full effect

Suddenly there he was

NEW whistleblower JASON SANDS

Worked under UAPTF, still actively working in the government. Won’t talk about certain stuff besides SCIF

Says aliens are blue skinned, treaties have been made I really hope Grusch 2.0 does better cause holy fuck. Please pray we have something bros

Reasons to join our Minecraft server: – Explore a world drier than OPs moms pussy – Witness the mystery of Grusch and his lack of drops – Get involved in the gutter movement and see UAP bills gutted – Experience the full effect of blue beans – Meet the strange whistleblower JASON SANDS and uncover government secrets – Discover blue-skinned aliens and intergalactic treaties

Come join us for a wild and unpredictable adventure!

Murai no Koi Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, complex characters, desire, emotional turmoil, forbidden love, hidden passion, illicit relationship, Infidelity, intense chemistry, japanese drama, koi, Love Triangle, Lust, Minecraft, Murai, Murai no koi, romance, romantic tension, scandal, secret affair, seduction, Server, temptation, would you fuck her anon

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real question is, “Would you fuck her anon?” We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets to date the hottest pixelated babe in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it, she’s a total block tease! So come join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. You never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

Capital Minecraft SMP Startup (Note: The name has been altered for creative and entertainment purposes)

Altered, budgeting, business investment, business planning, business strategy, Capital, Creative, dropshipping, e commerce, Entertainment, entrepreneur, Entrepreneurship, fail rate, financial management, Financial Planning, market analysis, market research, Minecraft, Note, online retail, online store, purposes, risk assessment, Small Business, smp, starting a business, Startup, startup capital, success rate

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8799	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where dropshipping is the name of the game! Forget about mining for diamonds, here we mine for profits!

Join our server and start your dropshipping empire with just a few virtual blocks and some virtual cash. Who needs real money when you can make virtual millions selling virtual goods?

But beware, the dropshipping world is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous market fluctuations, deal with shady suppliers, and fend off rival dropshippers who will stop at nothing to steal your customers.

So, how much startup capital do you need? Well, the more the merrier! But don’t worry, even if you fail, you can always blame it on a glitch in the matrix or a creeper blowing up your inventory. Join our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate dropshipping tycoon!

RedFlagDating – Minecraft SMP

DATING, deal breakers, immediate red flag, Minecraft, red flags in a crush, red flags in a dating prospect, red flags in a love interest, red flags in a new relationship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential boyfriend or girlfriend, red flags in a potential mate, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a romantic relationship, red flags in a significant other, red flags in dating, red flags in relationships, red flags to watch out for, red flags when dating, RedFlagDating, relationships, smp, Someone new, warning signs

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Are they a member of our Minecraft SMP? If not, run for the hills! Our server is where all the cool kids hang out, building epic bases and engaging in intense PvP battles. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes when you least expect it. So if you’re looking for a dating red flag, it’s definitely not being a part of our wild and wacky Minecraft community!

CraftyFamilyPranks

childhood memories, CraftyFamilyPranks, Entertainment, family, family bonding, funny, good times, hilarious, humor, jokes, Laughter, Memories, Mischief, playful, Practical Jokes, pranks, RELATIVES, silly, Surprise, Trickery, tricksters

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	80
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Farms Harvested:	410
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate prankster’s paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious shenanigans and wacky antics that will keep you laughing for hours on end.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself trapped in a giant maze made entirely out of cake blocks. As you frantically try to find your way out, you realize that the only way to escape is by solving riddles that your mischievous uncle has left for you. But beware, some of the answers may lead you to even more ridiculous pranks!

Or how about the time when your grandma disguised herself as a creeper and started sneaking up on unsuspecting players, only to reveal herself with a loud “BOO!” and a shower of confetti? It’s moments like these that make our server truly one-of-a-kind.

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server out there, come join us for a wild ride that you won’t soon forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

RocketSatCraft

aerospace, civilian purposes, cooperation, Diplomacy, global partnership, international relations, iran, long tail tags, MIDDLE EAST, peaceful use, rocket launch, RocketSatCraft, russia, satellite communication, satellite launch, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, space exploration, space program, Technology

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Votes:	3703	Runes Activated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, this server is so lit that even Iran is sending satellites to Russia just to launch rockets for us! And get this, they’re saying it’s for civilian purposes, but we all know they just wanna see our epic builds and crazy redstone contraptions. Join now and be part of the intergalactic Minecraft madness! 🚀🌌🔥

Helium ShortageCraft

#sustainability, conservation, Crisis, critical, Demand, depletion, Element, Extraction, Future, gas, global issue, Helium, innovation, low supply, natural resource, production, scarcity, scientific research, Shortage, ShortageCraft, Technology

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13

join our epic minecraft server where we are so desperate for helium that we have turned it into the ultimate currency. trade with other players, build helium-powered machines, and float away to victory!

we have a secret underground base filled with helium balloons that will make you fly higher than a diamond pickaxe on a sunday morning. but be careful, the evil creepers have stolen some of our precious helium and are using it to float around and cause chaos.

if you can retrieve the stolen helium and bring it back to our base, you will be rewarded with rare items and the admiration of all the other players. but beware, the helium-infused creepers are not to be underestimated.

so come join us on this wacky adventure and help us save our precious helium before it’s too late. who knew that a minecraft server could be so full of hot air?

Seasons Changing Bacterial Cell

bacterial, bacterial cell, bacterial research, bacterial sensing mechanisms, biological clocks, biological rhythms, biological sensing, Cell, cell communication, cellular awareness, Cellular Responses, cellular signaling, changing, environmental changes, environmental cues, genetic regulation, microbial adaptation, microbial behavior, microbial ecology, microbiology, seasonal variations, Seasons, seasons changing, single cell sensing

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

u ever wonder what it would be like if a single bacterial cell could sense the seasons changing? well, on our epic minecraft server, that’s just the tip of the iceberg! join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they frolicked with unicorns, battled evil gingerbread men, and even rode a giant lollipop into the sunset. true story, bro.

but that’s not all! on our server, u can build a house out of talking blocks, ride a rollercoaster through a volcano, and even challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

What is the IP for Nick Eh 30 Minecraft Server?

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchantments Applied:	158
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Nick Eh 30, born Nicholas Amyoony, is a Canadian content creator and professional gamer known for his popular Twitch and YouTube channels. He rose to fame for his skill in games like Fortnite and for his engaging and entertaining gaming content. Nick has amassed a large following of fans who tune in to watch his live streams and videos. He is known for his positive attitude, friendly demeanor, and dedication to his craft.

GTPixels.net

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2469
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

GTPixels.net is an exciting new Minecraft server inspired by the iconic Grand Theft Auto series. This server offers a range of innovative PvP mechanics that significantly enhance gameplay, arguably surpassing the experience of 1.8 PvP! With RPG elements such as a comprehensive leveling system, custom crafting options, and an expansive 1.5k by 1.5k custom-designed open-world map that is fully destructible and capable of self-repairing over time, players are in for a treat. Plus, enjoy 3D weapons and attachments without the need for any mods!

mso.gtpixels.net

NoCoOrDiNaTeS LeGeNd [SoMeWhAt-Chaotic] 1.21 No Elytra, No Resets, Just Laughs!

adjustments, Anarchy, balance, Bigotry, Cheating, disabled, Doxxing, ELYTRA, exploiting, explosions, Fun, Harassment, laughs, legend, Minecraft, minimal rules, NoCoOrDiNaTeS, Players, Resets, Safe, semi anarchy, Server, server spawn, SoMeWhAtChaotic, spawning, Vanilla, void damage

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1792	Emeralds Found:	6888
Alien Abductions:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

IP Address	nclegacy.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

Overview:

NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla gameplay in order to improve game balance. Some of the adjustments include disabling coordinates, elytra, and phantom spawning, while enabling nether roof void damage.

Adjustments:

Coordinates are disabled.
Elytra are disabled.
End crystals and bed explosions do no damage.
Phantom spawning is disabled.
Nether roof void damage is enabled.

Basic Rules:

No Cheating
No Exploiting
No Bigotry
No Doxxing/Harassment

Additional clarifications on the rules are available at the server spawn.

FAQ:

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: The server aims to provide a relatively free experience for players, but cheating, exploiting, bigotry, and harassment are not allowed.

Q: Can I use coordinates or elytra on the server?

A: No, coordinates and elytra are disabled on the server to provide a different gameplay experience.

Q: What happens if I break the rules?

A: Breaking the rules can result in punishments such as temporary bans or permanent bans, depending on the severity of the offense.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the Discord server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is generally discouraged, as the server aims to provide a fun and safe environment for all players.