Drew kicks a TV Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Chick Kingdom: Where Minecraft meets international dating confusion

Appearance, beauty, beauty ideals, beauty norms, beauty standards, chick, confusion, Country, Crafty, culture, DATING, Diversity, ethnicity, fashion, female, Girls, Global, International, Kingdom, meets, Minecraft, Nationality, physical attributes, society, Stereotypes, travel, Women

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/700	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a lava pit? Look no further, because our server is filled with girls so attractive, even the Ender Dragon can’t resist! Join us for a chance to find your Minecraft soulmate and build pixelated castles together. Who needs diamonds when you have a server full of diamonds in the rough? So come on, join us and see which country has girls like this – hint: it’s ours!

Minecraft Morrowind Rebooted: Because Who Needs Vvardenfell When You Have Creepers?

Adventure, bethesda, classic, CREEPERS, Customization, Exploration, FANTASY, fantasy world, Gaming, Immersive, Minecraft, mod support, modding community, modding tools, Mods, morrowind, Nostalgia, open world, PC Gaming, Rebooted, reinstall, role-playing game, RPG, Vvardenfell

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/500	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
New Chunks Explored:	375869	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like Morrowind on steroids! We have so many mods that you’ll need a week just to install them all. But don’t worry, it’s totally worth it because once you’re in, you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Join us now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Crafty IDF Commandos: Minecraft Edition

black hawk helicopters, boarding, Combat, commandos, Covert, Crafty, deployment, Edition, Elite, idf, INVADE, Israeli special forces, Military, Minecraft, Mission, Operation, Special Operations, strategy, success, Tactics, Trust the plan, venom snake, Victory, West Bank

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/400	Votes:	9600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Votes:	7507

Are you ready to join the most intense Minecraft server out there? Our Israeli special forces are gearing up to invade the West Bank in black hawk helicopters – and you can be part of the action! Trust the plan and join us as Venom Snake leads us to victory in epic battles and daring missions. Don’t miss out on the excitement – join now and become a virtual hero!

Blocky Unemployment: Where even Steve can’t find work

blocky, Find, steve, unemployment, work

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/400	Votes:	7267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6102	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where you can battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and even tame a dragon to fly around the server. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics and hilarious builds.

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot and become the richest player on the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore our custom dungeons filled with rare mobs and epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us for a wacky and wonderful Minecraft experience that will have you laughing out loud!

Crafty Holostars – Where Hololive meets Minecraft… and chaos ensues!

Anime, Chaos, comedy, Crafty, Ensues, Entertainment, Gaming, hololive, Hololive Alternative, Hololive China, hololive english, Hololive Indonesia, Hololive Japan, Holostars, Holostars official, Japan, Japanese culture, Live streaming, meets, Minecraft, online content, talent agency, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/600	Votes:	9978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magic Items Found:	3327	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal! Join us at Minewind for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of flying pigs swoop down and start dancing around you. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenges you to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us at Minewind for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience? Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Steve’s Side Chick Minecraft Server

#better half, Beloved, chick, Commitment, companion, devotion, Eve, love, loyalty, marital bliss, marital union, Marriage, marriage vows, matrimony, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, Server, Side, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, Steves, wedded life, Wife

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/300	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Void Armor Forged:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further because on this server, Eve is not just a player, she’s my wife! That’s right, you can join our server and witness the epic love story of me and Eve as we build our virtual empire together. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft wife, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs that drop diamonds, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden llama that poops out enchanted golden apples.

Join our server today and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous shenanigans, and the most unforgettable moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft wife and a world full of absurdity waiting for you?

BoomerCraft: Where the Only Diamonds We Mine Are in Our Dentures

>20 years old, BoomerCraft, bro I’m just 20, Dentures, diamonds, focused on my facial hair, just looked at myself in the mirror, some of it is gray, what the heck

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/500	Votes:	4202
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of feeling old and gray at the ripe old age of 20? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our magical pixelated potions! Watch as your character transforms into a youthful, vibrant version of themselves, complete with a luscious beard or flowing locks of hair. Say goodbye to premature aging and hello to eternal youth on our server!

TinyBlockPenis Prison: Where size really does matter in Minecraft!

body image, Bull, consent, controversial, debate, DOMINANCE, emasculation, incel, Insecurity, keys held, locked up, Mandatory, Masculinity, matter, Minecraft, oneitis, power dynamics, Prison, relationships, sexual dynamics, SIZE, size matters, small penises, Submission, TinyBlockPenis

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	60

Are you tired of being judged for the size of your pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality for all sizes, big or small! Join us and never worry about your block-breaking abilities being questioned again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has a tiny pickaxe, so you’ll be in good company! Join now and let your small penis roam free in a safe and accepting environment.

Sandwich Sluts Minecraft Server: Tribbing and Crafting Fun!

1. Tribbing, 10. Dirty talk, 11. Sexual fantasy, 12. Orgasm, 13. Masturbation, 14. Voyeurism, 15. Exhibitionism, 16. Roleplay, 17. BDSM, 18. Erotica, 19. Sensual, 2. Slut, 20. Explicit., 3. Sandwich, 4. Cum tribute, 5. Tribute, 6. Lesbian, 7. Kinky, 8. Fetish, 9. Adult content, Crafting, Fun, Minecraft, sandwich, Server, Sluts, tribbing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/100	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	126	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha. Not only that, but the diamonds are said to sing sweet melodies to anyone who mines them. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, for there are rumors of a mysterious player known only as “The Cum Tribber” who roams the land, leaving his mark on unsuspecting players. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and chaos!

Pixelated Pranks: The LOLcraft Server

again.., edits, gooned, gooned to, Int, interracial, LolCraft, long trail, pixelated, pranks, Server, tags

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/300	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ores Mined:	5564
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Potions Brewed:	126
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the pixelated universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rainbow-colored creepers, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their funky crew.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant pink unicorn who shoots lasers from its eyes? Yeah, it’s pretty epic.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the madness begin!