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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1691 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Our members are like no other – we’ve got a fertility goddess, a feral polar bear, a hex maniac, a dorky yandere, your ever-demanding mistress, and a hypnotic cuttlefish. And yes, they’re all in a relationship with the server owner (what a lucky guy, am I right?).
But wait, there’s more! We have transparent head cutouts, greentext archives, and even ASMR VODs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
So come join us on this crazy ride, where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe sacrifice a few creepers for good measure). See you on the server, if you dare!