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99%Craft: Future Edition

99Craft, anticipated changes, certain future events, confident predictions, Edition, expected happenings, foreseeable future, foreseeable outcomes, Future, future predictions, guaranteed occurrences, high probability events, imminent developments, inevitable events, likely scenarios, long-term forecasts, near-future projections, Probability, probable outcomes, statistical certainty, surefire predictions, upcoming certainties, upcoming trends

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1471
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	2865
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding! With a 99% chance of hilarity and insanity in the next 30 years, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs and bake-offs. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the unexpected!

Creeper Invasion: Moscow Boom

aerial attack, boom, Conflict, creeper, Defense, defense capabilities, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, military depot, military strategy, military technology, Moscow, northwest of Moscow, russia, Russian town, SECURITY, strike, Surveillance, Ukraine, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Emeralds Found:	4738	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray-cray Minecraft server where Ukrainian drones be strikin’ military depots in Russian towns?! It’s like a virtual war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers and all that jazz! Join us and be part of the action as we build, battle, and blow stuff up like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is lurking around, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. So come on, join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this epic showdown!

Crafty Kids Meds Mayhem

adolescents, adverse events, Australia, Cannabis, cannabis products, children, Crafty, health, Kids, Marijuana, MAYHEM, medical cannabis, medical purposes, meds, meta analysis, new zealand, randomized clinical trials, research, Risk, side effects, study, systematic review, uk, US

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2001
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Villages Defended:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints, man. like, you can build your own cannabis castle and ride a flying bong to explore the land.

our server is so lit, it’s like a trip to the moon without leaving your computer chair. we have crazy events like the annual “stoned sheep race” where you can ride a sheep while high on virtual weed.

join us if you want to experience a whole new level of minecraft, where everything is 420-friendly and the only limit is your imagination. come get high on creativity and build the dankest creations with us!

ChokeStars Gaming

Abilities, action, Arenas, Battles, BUILD, challenge, Combat, Custom Mobs, dynamic, Economy, Epic, Explore, Factions, Guns, INTENSE, Limitless, Potential, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Crops Grown:	4099	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to an epic Minecraft experience! Our server is packed with custom MythicMobs, each equipped with unique abilities to challenge your skills. Dive into thrilling PvP battles in our dynamic arenas, test your survival instincts, or explore the limitless potential of Skyblock. Plus, we’ve added guns for even more intense combat action. Whether you’re looking to build, battle, or explore, our server has something for everyone!

102.165.14.81:25687

Persecuted Minecraft Server: Blessed and Blocks

BELIEF, bible verse, Blessed, blocks, Christian, Christian values, courage, Endurance, FAITH, kingdom of heaven, Martyrdom, Matthew 5:10, Minecraft, persecuted, persecution, religious persecution, REWARD, Righteousness, Server, SPIRITUAL, strength, Suffering

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just building stuff and mining all day? Well, fear not, for our server is here to bring some holy chaos into your life! Join us and be persecuted for righteousness in the most epic way possible.

In our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the Kingdom of Heaven is just a few blocks away. Build your own heavenly fortress, battle against demon mobs, and prove your righteousness to claim your spot in the Kingdom of Heaven.

But beware, for the path to righteousness is not easy. You’ll face challenges and persecution like never before. From zombie priests to creeper angels, you’ll have to fight your way through the most absurd enemies to reach your ultimate goal.

So, if you’re ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft challenge and be blessed with the Kingdom of Heaven, join us now and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventure of your life!

The Lonely Miners Minecraft SMP

creepy, crime, discrimination, Edward Snowden, Harassment, Incels, INEQUALITY, injustice, lonely, Marginalized, Minecraft, miners, misunderstood, Normie, outcasts, Patriot Act, prejudice, RIGHTS, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, stigmatization, suspicion, victimization

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magic Items Found:	8192	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Are you tired of being treated like a creep just for existing? Do you want to escape the judgment of normies and live in a world where incels rule supreme? Then join our Minecraft SMP where incels finally get the respect they deserve!

On our server, you can build your own incel paradise, free from the prying eyes of society. No more being accused of crimes you didn’t commit or being judged for just being yourself. Join us and let your inner incel shine!

But beware, the normies will try to infiltrate our server and bring their judgmental ways with them. It’s up to you to defend our incel utopia and keep the normies at bay. Will you rise to the challenge and prove once and for all that incels deserve a place in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

SonlessVacay Minecraft Server

active child, aita, blended family, child support, co parenting, Communication Issues, custody agreement, DATING, family dynamics, full custody, glamping weekend, kid-friendly activities, luxury trip, messy divorce, Minecraft, not taking son on holiday, parenting, Server, social media, SonlessVacay, visitation, weekend getaway

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Love Letters Sent:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a messy divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your ex’s antics look tame in comparison.

Our server is so luxurious, it’s like glamping in Minecraft! We’ve got activities for everyone, even kids who may or may not have been left out of a glamping trip (oops). But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to include them in all the fun, even if it means paying extra for their virtual presence.

So come join us on our server, where the drama is as intense as a custody battle and the adventures are more thrilling than a glamping weekend for two. Who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy world of Minecraft madness?

TwinkCraft: No Creeps Allowed!

15m, 20f, Allowed, Argument, blowing it up, Breakfast, creep, creeps, family, family twink, favoritism, feeling, Fighting, Friend, ganging up, opinion, parents, Siblings, Tension, TwinkCraft, Twins, weirded out, Yelling

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: a world where family drama spills over into heated arguments, where siblings fight over who got treated better growing up, and where friends start calling each other names like “family twink.”

But fear not, because in this server, all the drama and chaos is left behind as you enter a realm of pure hilarity and fun. Join us for epic battles, build insane structures, and laugh until your sides hurt at the ridiculousness that unfolds in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where family feuds turn into epic gaming moments, where siblings fight over who has the best gaming skills, and where friends become enemies in the most entertaining way possible? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride – join now and let the madness begin!

ElderlyCareGiverMC SMP

aging parents, Aging population, caregiver burnout, caregiver stress, caregiving, eldercare resources, elderly assistance, elderly care, elderly companionship, elderly health, elderly independence, elderly parent care, elderly parent support, elderly support, elderly wellbeing, ElderlyCareGiverMC, emotional challenges, Family Support, Long Term Care, parent care, senior health, smp

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of taking care of your elderly parent in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only elderly you have to worry about is the villagers in the game.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers invade your base, demanding to be taken care of like the elderly they are. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, it’s our Minecraft SMP!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of retired iron golems who spend their days reminiscing about the good old days of protecting villages. Join them in their quest to find the legendary Fountain of Youth, rumored to turn them back into young, strong golems once again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and leave the real world responsibilities behind for some wacky, elderly-themed adventures!

BlockyBeats: MineCraftMixtape

10. Best albums of all time, 11. Music critique, 12. Album suggestions, 13. Music exploration, 14. Album recommendations, 15. Music discovery, 16. Top albums, 17. Music appreciation, 18. Album collection, 19. Favorite albums, 2. Album suggestions, 20. Album listening experience., 3. Must-listen albums, 4. Essential music, 5. Music lovers, 6. Classic albums, 7. Iconic albums, 8. Music enthusiasts, 9. Album reviews, BlockyBeats, MineCraftMixtape, music recommendations

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will rock your blocky world? Look no further than our server, where the only album you need to listen to is the sound of creepers exploding in the distance! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated chaos, where the only rule is to have fun or get blown up by a TNT-wielding chicken. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious mishaps that await you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your pig, because the craziest Minecraft experience of your life is just a teleport away!