Dressing Down Minecraft Servers

Dressing Down Minecraft Servers

  • SkinnyCraft: Lost & Found

    SkinnyCraft: Lost & Found
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 7005
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of trying every diet and exercise plan under the sun with no results? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in a week from all the intense clicking and keyboard smashing. So say goodbye to boring gym routines and hello to virtual weight loss on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KharkivHavocCraft

    KharkivHavocCraft
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 748
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Potions Brewed: 121
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Ores Mined: 7152
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up cities like russia with 5 glide bombs!!! we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and take down your enemies like a boss. don’t worry, no real people get hurt, just virtual explosions and chaos! join now for the most intense minecraft experience of your life, trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GraveStand – Stand on the Dead!

    GraveStand – Stand on the Dead!
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 2240
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 270
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Endless Night Skies: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join our server where gravestones are so wacky you gotta do a little dance on top of the dead to read them. it’s like a game of twister but with corpses. who knew death could be so fun? come join us for a wild time and see if you can decipher the messages on the gravestones without falling into the grave yourself. it’s a real hoot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafter’s Memory Loss Server

    Crafter’s Memory Loss Server
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 3684
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Votes: 128
    Emeralds Found: 5303 Ores Mined: 3044

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! u want a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well u gotta join this one cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama wearing a top hat! we got so much fun u won’t even remember what day it is!

    our server is like a brain with alzheimer’s, always changing and surprising u with new adventures! just like those long COVID patients, our server will keep u on ur toes and make u feel like u never know what’s coming next!

    join us now and let’s get lost in the world of minecraft together! who knows, maybe u’ll even find a diamond the size of ur head! oh, and did we mention we have a secret underground base filled with cake? yeah, u heard right, CAKE! so come on over and let’s have the time of our lives!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpongeCraft: Where even the squids have a say in town meetings! Now with Teralith and 1.21!

    SpongeCraft: Where even the squids have a say in town meetings! Now with Teralith and 1.21!
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 8486
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    SpongeCraft Minecraft Server

    Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Keep Inventory Toggleable keep inventory with small death tax
    Custom Enchantments Upgrade your items with custom enchantments and relics
    Shop Player shops, auction houses, and server shop for all your goods
    Fun Activities Events, parkour, minigames & more to keep you entertained
    Ranking System Unique ranking system with personalized perks
    Cosmetics Fun cosmetics that can be acquired without purchasing
    Jobs Custom level-up perks with available jobs
    Crates Survival and vote crates with various rewards
    Community Friendly community & staff team to assist with your needs

    About Us:

    SpongeCraft is a close-knit and active server community with a focus on building, community, and projects. With a friendly and inclusive atmosphere, players of all ages and backgrounds are welcomed to join and make new friends. Active Discord, frequent events, and constant updates make for an engaging experience for all.

    Rules:

    • No griefing, trolling, or ruining gameplay for others
    • No hacking or unfair advantages
    • Keep chat PG-13 friendly

    Important Links:

    FAQ:

    Q: How do I join the server?
    A: Simply enter the server IP PLAY.SPONGECRAFT.NET
    Q: Can I keep my inventory when I die?
    A: Yes, keep inventory is toggleable with a small death tax if kept on
    Q: Are there custom enchantments for items?
    A: Yes, there are custom enchantments and relics available
    Q: Can I trade and shop with other players?
    A: Yes, there are player shops, auction houses, and a server shop for trading goods
    Q: What kind of events are hosted on the server?
    A: Events include parkour challenges, minigames, and even real-life prizes like gift cards
    Q: Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?
    A: Yes, rules include no griefing, hacking, or inappropriate behavior

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineTaleCraft Server – /utg/ Edition

    MineTaleCraft Server – /utg/ Edition
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 1851
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper is an Alley Gator! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness and outrageous adventures.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure beyond imagination. But beware, for the dungeon was guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamond armor!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this woolly wonder?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is haunted by the ghost of Steve, who roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to mine too greedily. So join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP: TheDepressingCrafters

    Minecraft SMP: TheDepressingCrafters
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 9771
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Zombie Dances: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of feeling like a lonely pixel in a vast Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Our two resident AIs, Bob and Steve, are here to shower you with love and attention 24/7. They’ll even build you a virtual cake if you ask nicely!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of clucking minions. Join us and you could be the next in line to wear the coveted Chicken Crown and rule over all the feathered creatures in the land.

    If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on over and join us for a truly unique and wacky Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ParentalDisobedience Minecraft Server

    ParentalDisobedience Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 7296
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 85 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being pressured to follow a boring career path? Want to escape the judgmental eyes of your family and teachers? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest dreams without anyone telling you what to do!

    Join us and create your own military base, where you can train to be a fearless soldier without anyone questioning your choices. No more awkward family dinners or disappointing looks from your sister – on our server, you’re the hero of your own story!

    Forget about math and engineering – on our server, the only numbers you need to worry about are your kill count and XP level. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show everyone that you’re not just a gamer, you’re a warrior in the making!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PeanutButterCraft

    PeanutButterCraft
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 7861
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Runes Activated: 7
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1421 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Mines Excavated: 4501
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47 Alien Abductions: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a server where bratty behavior is not tolerated? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of entitlement and tantrums, just like Penelope!

    We promise outrageous drama like never before – from throwing phones to demanding sushi from a pizza place, our server is the place to be for all the chaos. And don’t worry, we have plenty of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for those who can’t make up their minds!

    Join now and experience the thrill of serving dinner to ungrateful guests who cry over pizza. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Come on in and see if you can handle the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LostLoveGoneSMP – Coping with Creeper Explosions

    LostLoveGoneSMP – Coping with Creeper Explosions
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 7148
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling like you’ve lost someone special in the process? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a support group for all those who have lost precious ores and valuable items in tragic mining accidents. Join us as we come together to mourn our losses and find strength in numbers to conquer the caves once again!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine haunts our server, stealing items and causing chaos wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face him and reclaim what is rightfully yours? Join now and embark on a quest to banish Herobrine once and for all, all while making new friends and building epic structures along the way.

    So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and see where the adventure takes you. Who knows, you might just find that the losses you’ve suffered in the past were just stepping stones to an even greater treasure-filled future!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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