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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 6403 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 11 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
also, like, did you know that breathing through your left nostril can, like, make you more stressed? well, on this server, we only breathe through our right nostril, so you’ll be, like, super chill all the time.
oh, and get this – on this server, if you find a chicken, it’ll, like, lay golden eggs instead of regular ones. you can use them to, like, buy enchanted gear and stuff.
so, like, if you wanna join a server where you can relax, breathe through the right nostril, and get rich off of golden eggs, then, like, join us now!