dressed to shill – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

UnbannedToday Minecraft Server
Andy’s Shart ‘n’ Grill, Andys, brewin, brown-throte boys, bum turd, downtown, dressed to shill, fartbox, favorite song, grown men, hangin’ down, log, Minecraft, Poo, scats, Server, slidday night, snackin brown, stink, Tasty, Turd, UNBANNED, UnbannedToday
Welcome to our outrageous Minecraft server where the boys are snackin’ brown and spreading turd around like never before!
Join us as we embark on epic adventures, like finding the legendary poo downtown and driving all the grown men crazy with our shenanigans.
Dress to shill and get ready to feast at Andy’s Shart ‘n’ Grill, where the stink flows and logs spill in abundance.
With fartboxes blasting out your favorite songs and shites getting longer, it won’t be long until bum turd comes and the boys are snackin’ brown once again.
So come on down and spread the turd around with us on this unforgettable Minecraft server experience! The boys are waiting for you to join in on the madness.

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Kiara’s Kooky Craft Minecraft Server
art source, Atlanta, Beyond the Way, Breaking Dimensions, chimera, Craft, CrManzana, fire & ice, Fire N Ice, Hero For a Day, hololive, Hololive Stage World Tour, HOLOTORI Dance, jakarta, Kiara, Kiaras, Kooky, Korean DO U, Kuala Lampur, Kyoufuu Ooru Bakku, Love Rush MV, mindcraft, Minecraft, Myth Reunion, new york, Orange State of Mind, Pineapple, point of view, Retrospective MV, reunion, Server, Singapore, Sleep Talking MV, takanashi kiara, Takotori MC, The Great Wanderer MV, wawa
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is in a state of mind that is purely orange. Yes, you heard that right. Orange blocks, orange mobs, orange everything. It’s like living in a giant orange dream!
2. We have streams that will blow your mind. From breaking dimensions to Myth Reunions, our server is always filled with epic adventures and crazy moments. And don’t even get me started on the Hololive Stage World Tour – we’ve been to New York, Jakarta, Singapore, Atlanta, and even Kuala Lampur. Where will we go next? The moon, perhaps?
3. Ever heard of Chimera? No, not the mythical creature. The epic stream that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.
4. And let’s not forget about Kiara and her amazing streams. From Sleep Talking to Love Rush, there’s never a dull moment when Kiara is around. Plus, have you seen her dance in Holotori Dance? Pure magic.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pineapple dimension or dancing with Hololive idols. The possibilities are endless!

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Minecraft SMP – /mhg/ – Creeper Slayer Society
Armor Set Search, creeper, databases, Frontier, gamescom 2024 trailer, Gaming, Hunter Connect, Iceborne, Kiranico, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, monster hunter rise sunbreak, Monster Weakness Database, multiplayer, older game emulation, Pingsdex, slayer, smp, society, Steam, Steam Deck, weapon trailers
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is filled with secret underground dungeons that are guarded by evil chickens with diamond swords. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure hidden within?
2. We have a rare mob spawn rate of 1000%, meaning you’ll never run out of mobs to fight. Beware of the creeper army that roams the land!
3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots. Will you be brave enough to steal from him?
4. We host weekly build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for the rest of the day. It’s a clucking good time!
5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. Can you find it and dance the night away?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the absolute madness that awaits you!

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NannyCraft Minecraft Server
anger, Assistance, baby, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, crying, exhaustion, friendship, Frustration, Help, Minecraft, NANNY, NannyCraft, OBLIGATION, parenting, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support, Understanding, wellbeing
Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! Just like this friend who always needs help with her baby, we will keep you on your toes with unexpected challenges and tasks.
Imagine having to carry a crying baby around the server while trying to complete quests and build your empire. Will you be able to multitask like a pro or will you end up fainting from the stress?
But don’t worry, just like this friend’s husband who can easily afford to hire help, our server offers plenty of resources and support to help you succeed. And if all else fails, you can always hire a virtual nanny to take care of your in-game responsibilities.
So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft world. And remember, helping out should be fun, not feel like a chore!

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GF Babysit DramaCraft
acquaintances, awkward situation, babysit, Communication, DramaCraft, Etiquette, Event, family, Girlfriend, guest list, high school friends, Invitation, JOKE, Miscommunication., plus one, relationships, social anxiety, Social Skills, Upset, Wedding
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of bringing your significant other to social events? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who want to avoid “babysitting” their partners at weddings or any other gatherings.
Join us for a hilarious and wacky adventure where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your girlfriend getting bored and clinging to you for dear life. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server?
So come on, join us and leave the “babysitting” at home! Just make sure to invite Lily and her boyfriend, they sound like they know how to party!

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FantasyFootyKing Minecraft SMP
best player, draft pick, fantasy draft, Fantasy Football, fantasy football advice, fantasy football analysis, fantasy football expert, fantasy football projections, fantasy football rankings, fantasy football sleepers, fantasy football tips, Fantasy League, fantasy lineup, fantasy points, fantasy roster, fantasy sports, fantasy strategy, fantasy team, FantasyFootyKing, football, Minecraft, player signing, smp
Are you tired of boring old fantasy football leagues where all you do is pick players and hope for the best? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the most epic fantasy football player signings you’ve ever seen. Imagine Messi and Ronaldo teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon – now that’s a match made in Minecraft heaven!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen dressed in tuxedos.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest fantasy football player signings and adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

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FamilyCraftGossip
controversial revelations, dark family secrets, dirty laundry, family controversy, family disgrace, family drama, family gossip, Family secrets, family shame, family skeletons, FamilyCraftGossip, forbidden affairs, hidden scandals, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate relationships, NSFW scandal, private affairs, secrets exposed, shocking revelations, taboo topics, unspeakable acts
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest place to be! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of NSFW scandals – Minecraft style!
Picture this: your uncle Steve accidentally built a giant phallic-shaped tower in the middle of town square. Or maybe your cousin Becky got caught using inappropriate language in the chat. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground club where players can let loose and party like there’s no tomorrow. Just watch out for the creeper bouncers, they can be a bit touchy.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous family drama and outrageous antics. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

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New Server IP
KolkataCraft: Teargas & Protests
brutality, crime, demonstration, Doctor, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, Indian, Justice, Kolkata, KolkataCraft, law enforcement, murder, Police, protest, PROTESTS, public outrage, rape, Safety, Social Issues, Teargas, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS
lol this server is so lit, it’s like the Indian police firing teargas at hundreds protesting over Kolkata doctor’s rape, murder but in Minecraft form. join us for some wild adventures and crazy battles, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of misfit gamers ready to take on the world. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic memories together!

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LeftistLamentations
acutely felt, coping mechanisms, Covid-19, health behaviors, LeftistLamentations, mask wearing, mental health, pandemic, pandemic-related stress, political beliefs, political left, political spectrum, public health measures, republicans, resistance, Sleep, stress, stress levels, study, vaccination, well-being
LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got all the vibes and none of the stress like those lefties during covid. we got republicans running around with no masks, living their best lives and getting that beauty sleep. join us for a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter, where the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine in a day. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s make minecraft great again!

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BoxArtCraft Minecraft Server
Aesthetics, art, boxart, BoxArtCraft, collector’s item, cover art, Creative, design, Detailed, Gaming, graphics, high quality, illustration, ITT, limited edition, Minecraft, packaging, rare, Server, top tier, Unique, video game, Visuals
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the top tier boxart of Minecraft servers! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is so epic, Notch himself asked to join but we had to turn him down because he couldn’t handle our level of awesomeness.
2. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and rare mobs that drop enchanted gear just by looking at them.
3. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.
4. We have a mini-game where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot fireballs at your enemies. It’s like Mario Kart, but with pigs!
5. Our server is so popular that even Herobrine himself logs on to play and tries to challenge our players to PvP battles. But don’t worry, our players always come out on top because they’re just that good.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life!

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Minecraft SMP: V2Xcraft – The Ultimate Vehicle-to-Everything Adventure!
Adventure, automotive technology, autonomous vehicles, connected vehicles, future of transportation, Internet of Things, IoT, Minecraft, smart transportation, smp, traffic management, Ultimate, V2X, V2Xcraft, vehicle communication, vehicle connectivity, vehicle data, vehicle efficiency, vehicle infrastructure, vehicle innovation, vehicle safety, vehicle security, vehicle technology, Vehicle-to-everything, VehicletoEverything, wireless communication
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we take vehicle-to-everything communication to a whole new level! Why do we need this, you ask? Well, picture this: you’re cruising in your minecart when suddenly a chicken crosses the track. With V2X technology, your minecart can communicate with the chicken and politely ask it to move out of the way. No more crashes or delays caused by pesky poultry!
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and compete in exhilarating races through the End dimension. Will you be the next champion, or will you end up as dragon chow? Only one way to find out!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy contraptions, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond sword at. Don’t miss out – join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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