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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 6085 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
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