| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 8871 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla
mc.detvestiworld.fun
| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 5359 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 9473 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 8629 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 2736 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 28 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?
So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8824 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 38 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 8456 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 3286 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 436 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 193 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 172 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.
plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.
come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 7908 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 78 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary rainbow sheep that poops diamonds and the elusive creeper that gives you hugs instead of exploding.
2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just dig a little deeper and you’ll strike it rich!
3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s clucking madness!
4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally appears to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players.
5. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold on tight and try not to explode!
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, if you see anything you want anon, just grab it!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 3118 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 25 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 16 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Participate in the Game Jam V – May 2024 event where you can unleash your creativity and show off your skills. Need some guidance on what to do? Check out our optimal quest guide and achievement diaries for some inspiration.
Stay connected with our website, wiki, Twitter, and chat channel (fart cc, because why not?) for all the latest updates and shenanigans. And don’t forget to join our 2024 Skilling Competition where you can prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft master!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure with Konar the Explorer and his trusty sidekick, Guthix the Sleepy! See you on the server, adventurer!
