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| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 4317 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 227 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you enjoy dodging creepers while riding pigs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic llama races through the Nether.
Our server is filled with wacky characters, like Bob the Zombie who moonlights as a stand-up comedian and Sally the Skeleton who hosts the most lit dance parties in all of Minecraft. You never know what kind of shenanigans will happen next!
But the real reason to join our SMP? The legendary treasure hunt that leads to the mythical Golden Pickaxe of Destiny! Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain down chaos on their enemies.
So come join us at vgh Britannia… if you dare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
