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AngryWomCraft Minecraft Server

anger management, anger triggers, angry woman, AngryWomCraft, Assertiveness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, de-escalation techniques, dealing with anger, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, Emotional support, Empathy, healthy relationships, listening skills, managing emotions, Minecraft, patience, relationship advice, Server, Stress Management, understanding emotions

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3511	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of dealing with angry women in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where all the women are happy and peaceful. No more nagging or drama, just pure blocky bliss. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any angry vibes, so you can game in peace without any emotional outbursts. So come on, join us and leave the angry women behind!

5MilCraft: Spend Wisely!

5 million dollars, 5MilCraft, asset allocation, budgeting, charity donations, dream purchases, extravagant purchases, financial freedom, Financial goals, Financial Planning, Financial Security, investment opportunities, luxury lifestyle, philanthropy, real estate investments, retirement planning, savings, shopping spree, spend, SPENDING, travel, wealth management, Wisely

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	105372	Villages Defended:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server and you could win 5 million dollars! That’s right, we’re giving away cash prizes to the most creative builders and skilled players.

Imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of money! You could build a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks and ride around in a golden minecart pulled by a team of zombie pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll not only win the cash prize, but also earn the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to riches and glory!

CraftyAirForceFun

Air Force, aircraft, argentina, arms deal, CraftyAirForceFun, Defense, France, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, military support, negotiations, political agreement, Super Etendard, Transfer, Ukraine, warplanes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3464
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where Argentina and France are like, talking about transferring Super Etendard aircraft to Ukraine. like, what even is that? u gotta come see this craziness for yourself, it’s like a whole new level of wackiness. plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s a total party up in here. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, cuz this server is off the chain!

SpeedyTempCraft

Air flow, Air temperature, Atmospheric science, climate change, convection, energy transfer, Environmental Science, Heat exchange, heat transfer, kinetic energy, meteorology, movement, PHYSICS., SPEED, SpeedyTempCraft, Temperature regulation, Thermal comfort, thermal conductivity, thermal dynamics, Thermal equilibrium, weather

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	9286
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Gods Slained:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Love Letters Sent:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

COME JOIN OUR SERVER WHERE THE AIR IS LIKE A CONFUSED PUPPER! RUN FAST AND FEEL THE WARMTH, SLOW DOWN AND FREEZE YOUR TUSHY OFF! IT’S LIKE A WEATHER SYSTEM ON CRACK, BUT IN MINECRAFT! WHO NEEDS CONSISTENCY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE CHAOS, RIGHT? PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU HAVE TO COLLECT CARROTS WHILE RIDING A PIG! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, A PIG! SO COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

Kid Magnet Craft

Craft, Kid, magnet

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1053
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

so, like, if you wanna be a chick magnet in minecraft, you gotta join this server, bro! cuz, like, studies show that women think guys are hotter when they’re all nice to kids, ya know? so, like, if you wanna impress the ladies and be the ultimate babe magnet, come join our server where you can show off your caring side by building epic playgrounds and teaching the little minecraft villagers how to farm and stuff. trust me, dude, you’ll be drowning in dates in no time! plus, rumor has it that the more kids you interact with on the server, the better your chances of finding hidden treasure and unlocking secret levels. so, like, what are you waiting for? come join us and become the ultimate babe magnet in minecraft!

MoonshineMC

Adventure, Community, Craft, Economy, Empires, Forge, friendly competition, Fun, grinding economy, Jobs, Markets, player-driven shops, Playerbase, progress, PvP, Staff, Survival, TEAM, TOWN, Towny, Townysurvival, Trade, Trade routes, Wars, wealth, Wilderness

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Crops Grown:	4425	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Crave a Sip of Adventure? Welcome to MoonshineMC!

MoonshineMC is a towny server where you can forge your own path! Build a thriving town, team up with friends to create empires, or explore the wilderness the choice is yours!

Here’s a taste of what MoonshineMC offers:

Claim land, build your dream

Ready to take a swig of fun?

Join MoonshineMC today! play.moonshinemc.xyz

play.moonshinemc.xyz

Get ready to prosper in a world of chaos and hilarity – no whitelist, just laughter and mayhem! Join our vanilla shenanigans now!

anarchy server, build projects, Chaos, Community, dedicated players, discord server, games, Griefers, hackers, Hilarity, ideals, interests, Join, Laughter, Mature, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Players, Prosper, Ready, respectful, rules, shared interest, Shenanigans, smp, Vanilla, Welcoming, Whitelist, world

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Animals Bred:	171	Players Killed by Monsters:	2977
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a thriving community that has stuck together for the past few years with a shared interest in Minecraft and other games.
Community	Active Discord server promoting playing various games with community members.
Rules	Respectful behavior is a must. No hackers or griefers allowed.
Join Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Q: Can I join the Minecraft server without joining the Discord?

A: No, all members must join the Discord server to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any major build projects on the server?

A: Yes, there are major build projects underway all the time.

Q: What is the community like on the server?

A: The community is friendly and mature, with a focus on building a strong community of dedicated players.

Q: What kind of behavior is not tolerated on the server?

A: Disrespectful behavior, hacking, and griefing are not allowed.

PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

affordability, Budget, comparison, cost, cuisine, culture, Dining, dining out, expensive, Food, Gourmet, indulgence, International, luxury, Meal, Minecraft, norway, pizza, Pizzacraft, price, Restaurant, Server, Value

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2627
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Magic Items Found:	6277
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25

Tired of paying ridiculous prices for pizza in Norway? Come join our Minecraft server where pizza is not only free, but it rains down from the sky in a never-ending shower of cheesy goodness! Our server is so magical, even the creepers can’t resist taking a bite out of our delicious pixelated pies. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret pizza dungeon hidden deep within the server, you’ll be granted the power to summon an army of pizza-loving pandas to do your bidding. So why waste your money on overpriced pizza when you can join us and feast like a king for free? See you in the pizza paradise!

GuerillaCraft Minecraft Server

Bloodline, chances, contract, Future, Guerilla Tactics, GuerillaCraft, Hikuleo, JADO, jump ship, Minecraft, miss, negotiations, Pay, professional wrestling, RIGHTS, Server, speculation, Sports Entertainment, Tactics, tag team, tfw, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	814	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive guerilla tactics and WWE drama!

Picture this: Hikuleo and Jado, two wrestling superstars, decide to leave their old server and join our bloodline. WWE is so impressed by their move that they decide to pay for the rights to our server! That’s right, you could be playing on a server endorsed by the wrestling giants themselves.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From battling giant creepers to riding pigs into battle, you never know what will happen next. So why wait? Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

DoublePrice Minecraft Server

Apology, artisan, assholetax, Axes, Behavior, blacksmith, Crafting, Craftsmanship, double price, DoublePrice, FatShaming, Fine, haggling, Handmade, knives, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mutual friend, Offense, original asking price, Pricing, SELLING, Server

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Imagine a world where blacksmiths reign supreme and knives and axes are crafted with love and care. Picture yourself as a master blacksmith, creating beautiful weapons that are way too stunning to be scrapped. But beware, hagglers beware! If you try to negotiate prices with us, be prepared to face the wrath of the “assholetax”. That’s right, we don’t take kindly to rude behavior here.

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a crazy situation like the one described above. And remember, on our server, anything goes – even doubling prices just to teach someone a lesson. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!