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i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

basketball legend, black mamba, i miss Kobe, Kobe, Kobe Bryant, Kobe career, Kobe fan, Kobe forever, Kobe forever missed, Kobe greatness, Kobe highlights, Kobe impact, Kobe inspiration, Kobe interviews, Kobe legacy, Kobe legend lives on, Kobe memories, Kobe tribute, Kobe videos, los angeles lakers, Minecraft, NBA, smp

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

BdayBashCraft

ah, Baker, BdayBashCraft, Birthday, birthday cake, birthday celebration, birthday tradition, birthday treat, Chantilly cake, Confrontation, cookie cake, coworker, coworker conflict, HR, Kids, office, small office, Treat, ungrateful, Whole Foods, workplace drama

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Magic Items Found:	1873
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	5863
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9

Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

all time, best ending, Cinematic, Climax, Conclusion, dramatic, emotional, Favorite, film, Finale, Greatest, Impactful, memorable, Minecraft, Movie, MovieEndGame, Recommendation, resolution, satisfying, smp, Top, Twist

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8993
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

CharityCraft2021

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, allegations, Corruption, Court, denial, embezzlement, EU, Europe, far right, French, French politics, Justice, Legal, LePenCraft, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, National Rally, Politics, scandal, Server, trial, wrongdoing

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8119
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1445	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

care, Crafty, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, self care activities, self care empowerment, self care goals, self care habits, self care ideas, self care inspiration, self care journey, self care motivation, self care rituals, self care tips, self love, self-care, self-care awareness, self-care practices, self-care quotes, self-care routine, self-care strategies, Server, wellness

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mines Excavated:	4175
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

8 ounces, burger joint, burger king, BURGERS, condiment, creamy, DELICIOUS, Dip, dressing, fast food, fast food chain, free, Free Tub, Giveaway, limited time offer, Minecraft, Promotion, Ranch, Ranch Dressing, Savory, smp, Tasty

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

CatTortureCraft

animal abuse, animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Boss, cat, CatTortureCraft, court case, criminal behavior, criminal charges, death, guilty plea, justice system, legal proceedings, no contest, NRA, plea deal, pleaded, Sadistic, torture, violent crime

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Solaris

building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Custom Plugins, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Farming, MCMMO, Medieval, Minigames, multiplayer, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7878
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Star Shards Collected:	181	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

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Sapling SMP

2024.., Community, community-driven, Cross-Play, Economy, Engaging, Experience, gameplay, Gaming, innovation, Journey, Minecraft, multiplayer, next generation, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Sapling SMP, Server, Special, Survival, Unique, Veteran

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9733
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

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