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CraftyCreeperz: Where 33% of Players Have 10+ Dirt Blocks

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	33725
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Animals Bred:	173

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendships while constructing insane creations!

Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!

Crafty Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 674063634

Anons, BLOCK, Crafty, Party, Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally dug straight down into a pool of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re hanging out with a bunch of friendly villagers. And don’t even get us started on the events we host – from epic build battles to crazy treasure hunts, there’s never a dull moment on THIS SERVER.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends about that time you got blown up by a creeper riding a pig.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

achievement, battle, blocky, celebration, Champion, Competition, Dedication, determination, First Place, Glory, hard work, leadership, motivation, perseverance, pride, Royale.., sports, success, triumph, Victory, Whos, winning

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and CRAZY challenges that will have you on the edge of your seat!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a FLYING PIG into battle against a horde of ZOMBIE LLAMAS. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER who will show you some killer moves while you mine for DIAMONDS in the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most INSANE Minecraft community out there! Who’s winning? You are, when you’re on our server!

90’s Kids Club Minecraft Server

“Youth, 90s, 90s kids, Childhood, club, Cool kids, fashion, generation, iconic, Kids, Memories, Minecraft, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Retro, Server, Style, Throwback, Toys, trends, tv shows, video games

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9821	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	373	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the coolest place to be!

Back in the 90’s, kids were rocking their Tamagotchis and Furbies while playing Minecraft like pros. And guess what? Our server brings back all that nostalgia and more!

Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons and crazy mobs that will make your heart race faster than trying to beat the final boss in Super Mario Bros.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has hidden treasures that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room filled with diamonds and gold blocks waiting to be discovered.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and relive the 90’s magic in the most epic way possible? Hurry up and join now before the creeper army takes over!

CraftyMcCraftface

CraftyMcCraftFace, cunts problem, long trail tags, saize, saizeWhat, what is this

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
New Chunks Explored:	712195	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only problem you’ll have is deciding which LOLZY adventure to embark on next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE surprises and EPIC battles against SAVAGE mobs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with DANK loot. But beware, for EVIL forces lurk in the shadows, waiting to challenge your EPIC skills.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the INSANITY for yourself!

Crafty Memes: ‘/b/ Sucks Today’ Minecraft Server

Crafty, memes, Minecraft, Server, SUCKS, Today

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about the chaos of the internet? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow-colored sheep. Our community is so friendly that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our friend!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server today, you’ll get a free pet llama that can breakdance like nobody’s business. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, just trying to fit in.

So say goodbye to the chaos of the internet and hello to the insanity of our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty AF: Where ‘Wtf I wasn’t lying’ is the norm!

Arabs, Bigotry, chuds, controversial statements, Crafty, culture, Deception, disbelief, discrimination, false accusations, ignorance, lying.., MIDDLE EAST, misconceptions, norm, prejudice, racism, reality check, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Truth, WASNT, WTF

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchantments Applied:	226
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us if you want to witness Arabs riding on llamas while battling creeper armies with diamond swords! Yes, you heard it right, chuds are real and they are taking over the server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and ride on a giant chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server ever created!

Gawr Gura’s Shark Tank – Dive into the ‘/ggg/’ Minecraft Server!

#Gawr Gura General, #youtube, Anime, Dive, Gaming, Gawr, gawrgura, GGG, Guras, holoEN, hololive, Livestream, merch, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, Server, shark, social media, songs, TANK, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Farms Harvested:	237	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a tale of adventure and chaos that awaits you on this server.

Picture this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of pink llamas come charging at you with diamond swords in their hooves! But fear not, for you have the power of Gawrgura on your side. Who is Gawrgura, you ask? Only the most legendary Minecraft player to ever roam these pixelated lands.

Join this server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Gawrgura herself as you battle against creeper armies and zombie dance parties. Oh, did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where the endermen are the best dancers?

But that’s not all! You can also explore the mystical realm of TikTok where the trees sing and the rivers flow with XP potions. And don’t forget to check out the Merch shop where you can deck out your character in the most stylish armor and accessories.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LOLcraft: The Server Where Everything is WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6830
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
New Chunks Explored:	980221	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because THIS SERVER will blow your mind!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and diamonds rain from the sky. THIS SERVER is like stepping into a parallel universe where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! THIS SERVER is home to the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that players travel from far and wide just to catch a glimpse.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that THIS SERVER is guarded by a team of Disco-Dancing Skeletons who will protect you from any danger that comes your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join THIS SERVER today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKnights – Minecraft Server for Arknights Fans

AK EN Database, akg, Ambience Synesthesia, arknights, Babel, Caster Aroma, Caster Carnelian, Caster Passenger, cement, CN Content, CraftyKnights, Defender Cement, Defender Penance, Dorothy, EPOQUE, Fans, FUTURE GLOBAL, FUTURE JP, FUTURE KR, Guard Akafuyu, Guard Hoederer, Guard Odda, Ho’olheyak, JP Stream, Like Ending Like Death, Medic Paprika, Medic Vendela, Medic Whisperain, Minecraft, Minimalist, Qiubai, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Server, Shining Steps Re-Edition, SilverAsh, Sniper Andreana, Sniper Fiammetta, Specialist Ascalon, Specialist Kafka, Specialist Verdant, Supporter Quercus, Supporter Stainless, Swire The Elegant Wit, The Front That Was, Valuable resources, Vanguard Ines, Vitafield Re-Edition, Witch Feast

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6543
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories that will blow your mind!

Once upon a time, a player on our server found a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of creeper minions. But instead of running away, they tamed the creepers and rode them into battle against the evil ender dragon!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have sniper towers that shoot caster spells at any intruders who dare to enter our realm? It’s like a magical war zone, but with more explosions and less casualties (hopefully)!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the craziness begin!