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MulchMates Minecraft Server

ah, BAG, connective tissue disorder, Conversation, disabled, dislocated, Employee, Garden Center, Help, house plant, knees, medical info, Minecraft, motorized scooter, mulch, MulchMates, noise canceling earbuds, Plants, Server, shoulders, texted, Walmart, Yelling

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where even the plants at Walmart have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through virtual worlds while dealing with unexpected encounters, just like the OP at Walmart. Who knows, you might even run into a motorized scooter-driving player who needs help lifting virtual bags of mulch!

But beware, you might encounter some colorful characters who will yell at you for not helping them in the game. Just like the OP, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions while wearing your noise-canceling earbuds (in-game, of course).

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and chaotic as a trip to Walmart, join us now and embrace the madness! Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way. See you in the virtual world!

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New Server IP
NoGifts4UngratefulKids

blended families, child support, Christmas presents, co parenting, communication breakdown, custody battles, emotional manipulation, emotional turmoil, estranged children, family conflict, family dynamics, financial obligations, financial responsibility, long distance parenting, NoGifts4UngratefulKids, parental alienation, parenting, sibling relationships, step-parenting, teenage rebellion, visitation rights

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a good potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park!

Looking for a break from real-life family drama? Look no further, because on our server, you can escape to a world where the only demands are from creepers and skeletons! No need to drive an extra hour to pick up your kids here, just hop on a minecart and explore our vast world.

Forget about child support, because on our server, the only currency you need is diamonds! And don’t worry about your ex including your daughter in conversations about your finances – here, the only thing we discuss is how to build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft!

So come join us on our server, where the only tears shed are from laughter and the only anger comes from losing a PvP battle. It’s a virtual paradise where you can leave all your real-life troubles behind and just focus on crafting, building, and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in-game, where the only thing you’ll be guilty of is having too much fun!

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New Server IP
QuizSickStudying | Minecraft SMP

academic success, exam preparation, healthy habits, Illness, Minecraft, organization, prioritizing tasks, productivity, quiz preparation, QuizSickStudying, rest and recovery, self-care, sick days, smp, staying focused, staying motivated, Stress Management, study habits, study strategies, study tips, studying while sick, test-anxiety, Time management

Bro, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, bro. Like, the admins are all wizards or something and they can make you fly on a pig while shooting rainbows out of your butt. And get this, if you join, you get a pet dragon that farts diamonds. I know, right?

But wait, there’s more! They have this secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items in the game. I heard they even have a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and make you invincible. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure room, you can wish for anything you want and it will come true.

So like, forget about studying or being productive when you’re sick, bro. Just join this Minecraft SMP and let your mind be blown by all the crazy shenanigans that go down. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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New Server IP
HamCrafters United

Appetizers, baked ham, best way to eat ham, Christmas ham, cooking ham, DELICIOUS, Easter ham, glazed ham, Ham, HamCrafters, holiday ham, honey ham, leftovers, main course, meat, Pork, recipes, sandwich, Savory, smoked ham, spiral ham, United

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old ham sandwich every day? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic ham feast you’ve ever seen! We’ve got pigs flying through the sky, ham sandwiches that give you superpowers, and even a secret ham dungeon where you can battle giant ham monsters for epic loot!

Join our server and discover the true meaning of ham-tastic adventures. Who needs diamonds when you can have a ham sword that shoots out bacon bits? So come on down and join us for a pork-tastic experience that will leave you squealing with delight!

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New Server IP
PolandCraft: Satellite Shenanigans

bilateral agreement, Communication, cooperation, digital connectivity, digital divide, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Geopolitical, Infrastructure, international relations, Poland, PolandCraft, Satellite, Satellite Internet, Satellite technology, Shenanigans, Support, Technology, Ukraine

so, like, u know how ukraine is like out there in the middle of nowhere with no internet? well, poland is like gonna be the hero and pay for their satellite internet! like, how cool is that? join our minecraft server and be a part of this epic quest to save ukraine’s internet! u can build a satellite in the game and launch it into space to help them out! plus, we have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rare items and diamonds. join now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever!

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New Server IP
Super Cupcake Craft

Ab initio, computational methods, condensed matter physics, condensed matter systems, Craft, cupcake, cuprates, description, electronic correlations, electronic structure, high temperature superconductors, high-temperature materials, many-body, materials science, Quantum, Quantum Mechanics, Super, Superconducting, superconductivity, theoretical calculations, theoretical modeling, theoretical physics, trends

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got mad superpowers like flying pigs and talking sheep. we got a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out and we even have a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

we also got a haunted mansion where you can battle ghosts and zombies with your trusty diamond sword. but watch out for the creeper that likes to photobomb your selfies.

join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and a unicorn mount that shoots lasers out of its horn. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

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New Server IP
FrontierSMP

Balanced Economy, Bedrock cross play, Bosses, Brewing, Challenging, community-driven, contracts, Custom Items, custom structures, Custom terrain, Economy, Exploration, Farming, FrontierSMP, MCMMO, no pay to win, Pyro Plugins, Pyrofishing, rail network, smp, Survival, Towny
Server IP Play.FrontierSMP.net

Bedrock Cross-Play Enabled Port: 19132

Server Discord https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU

Wiki https://docs.frontiersmp.net/

Version 1.21.4

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with a focus on community-driven gameplay. Players will experience challenging vanilla Minecraft gameplay with added difficulty features and a strong emphasis on community building. Teleporting is limited, mobs are tougher, and custom terrain with unique loot encourages exploration. Players can contribute to spawn with their builds and the server aims to provide a long-lasting satisfying experience.

Main Features:
FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP Play.FrontierSMP.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is Bedrock Cross-Play enabled on the server?

A: Yes, Bedrock Cross-Play is enabled with Port 19132.

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

A: You can visit the server’s Discord at https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU or check out the server’s Wiki at https://docs.frontiersmp.net/.

Q: Are there any custom features on the server?

A: Yes, the server offers custom terrain, items, and gameplay mechanics to enhance the player experience.

Q: Is the server Pay To Win?

A: No, the server does not promote Pay To Win gameplay and focuses on providing a fair and balanced experience for all players.

Q: How frequently is the server updated with new features?

A: The server is constantly being updated with new features and improvements to provide an engaging and dynamic gameplay experience.
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New Server IP
Mystic Academy 1.21

Academy, Affair, attraction, authority figure, banging, desire, education, FANTASY, forbidden love, hot teachers, Inappropriate Behavior, Lust, mentor, mystic, power dynamic, scandal, School, secret romance, seduction, Student-Teacher Relationship, taboo, temptation

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got hot teachers on there that you can bang! I know, right? It’s like a dream come true! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, like, if you wanna get your blocky hands on some blocky babes, this server is where it’s at. Don’t miss out, man, join now and get ready to score some pixelated lovin’!

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HatchetCraft Minecraft Server

Accept, advice, aggression, Best Friend, BETRAYAL, bullying, Conflict, friendship, Harassment, Hardship, HatchetCraft, jump, loyalty, Minecraft, Move on, Peace, refusal, sell soul, Server, Support, unprovoked, Workplace

Are you tired of dealing with annoying people who just won’t leave you alone? Join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a fortress to keep out those pesky players who just won’t stop bothering you.

We understand the struggle of dealing with toxic players, that’s why our server is the perfect place to escape from all the drama. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike that so-called “best friend” who turned their back on you when you needed them the most.

So come join us and let’s bury the hatchet together, by burying it in the ground and building a giant monument on top of it! Let’s show those bullies who’s boss in this crazy world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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New Server IP
CraftyKidsFunZone

CraftyKidsFunZone

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join our server and experience the wild world of fake pregnancy bellies! That’s right, we have a whole section dedicated to pretending you’re pregnant, just like a 6-year-old with a fascination for babies. Dress up your Minecraft character with a fake belly and strut your stuff in the virtual world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky grandparents who spoil you rotten and let you do whatever you want. They’ll even buy you crazy gifts like fake pregnancy bellies, just to keep the fun going!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew pretending to be pregnant could be so entertaining? Don’t miss out on all the laughs and excitement, join today!

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New Server IP

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Cross-Play Enabled	Port: 19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.4

Description:

Main Features:

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

Q: Is Bedrock Cross-Play enabled on the server?

Q: Where can I find more information about the server?

Q: Are there any custom features on the server?

Q: Is the server Pay To Win?

Q: How frequently is the server updated with new features?