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Zero F*cks Given Craft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of diamonds, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can turn dirt into gold with just a flick of his pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of skeletons using nothing but a carrot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Remember, on our server, every day is a new adventure and every block holds a surprise.

Blockheads R Us: Knock yourselves out with our epic Minecraft server!

Blockheads, celebration, clubbing, dancing, drinks, Energetic, enjoyment, Entertainment, Epic, Event, Friends, Fun, good times, Happiness, Knock, Laughter, Lively, Minecraft, Music, nightlife, Party, Server, socializing, upbeat, vibrant

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5327
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a house made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. So what are you waiting for? Knock yourselves out and join the craziest Minecraft server on the block! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://jiggie.fun/wZ6wYn.

Crafty Draft Dodgers – Where we build, battle, and dodge creepers together!

asylum seekers, battle, Bravery, BUILD, Conflict, Cowardice, Crafty, CREEPERS, current events, dodge, dodgers, Draft, Draft dodgers, Escape, flee, international relations, Military, moral dilemma, News, patriotism, Politics, Refugees, sacrifice, Ukraine, Video, War

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	46	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of being a Ukrainian soldier caught in the middle of a war zone!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have to defend your country from enemy forces, but you’ll also have to dodge airstrikes, navigate through treacherous terrain, and maybe even make a daring escape like those brave Ukrainian men in the video!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your survival skills like never before, join us now and see if you have what it takes to be a true hero! Just remember, in this server, there’s no respawning – so make every move count!

Jedi vs. Minecraft: The Ultimate Sword Combat Showdown

Action-Adventure, better combat, Combat, Combat Mechanics, Force powers, game comparison, Game Mechanics, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming nostalgia, jedi, Jedi games, Jedi Knight series, Jedi training, lightsaber battles, lightsaber combat, lightsaber duels, Minecraft, new Jedi, old Jedi Academy, showdown, Star Wars, sword, sword combat, Ultimate, video games

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3891
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of swinging a boring old sword in Minecraft like a peasant? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have upgraded all swords to lightsabers! That’s right, you can now slice and dice your enemies with the power of the Force!

Join our server and experience epic battles like never before as you duel other players with your lightsaber skills. Become a true Jedi master or Sith Lord and dominate the battlefield with your incredible combat abilities.

So why settle for regular sword combat when you can have lightsaber battles that will make even the Jedi Academy games jealous? Join our server now and may the Force be with you!

CraftyCougar’s Cub Den – Where even 40-year-old women can’t resist our blocks!

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Crops Grown:	8492	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4259	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a woman who lures in teenagers with alcohol? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about stolen booze and creepy encounters.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a 14-year-old trying to sneak out of a woman’s apartment after a wild night. Our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel right at home – just like that boy who got sent back to a youth center after his wild adventure.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrills and spills of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, our server is so addictive, you might just forget all about stealing alcohol and getting into trouble with the law. Oops!

Breeder’s Paradise: Where Creepers and Villagers Unite

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7870
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crops Grown:	5682
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Zombie Dances:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty! Our owner is a dedicated breeder who wants nothing more than to breed the perfect Minecraft player…and that player could be YOU! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a little bit of romance (with a creeper, of course). So why wait? Come join us and let the breeding begin!

“So in the end” Minecraft Madness!

Accountability, consequences, crime, criminal, criminal justice, Escape, Ethics, Evasion, impunity, injustice, Justice, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, madness, mass murder, Minecraft, morality, punishment, serial killer, So in the end, society

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crops Grown:	9157	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Join our Minecraft server where you can escape from the harsh realities of the real world and live out your wildest fantasies! No consequences for your actions, just pure chaos and fun! Build your own empire, unleash your inner villain, and watch as the world burns around you without any repercussions. Who needs jailtime when you can rule the server with an iron fist? Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

CreepCraft: Where we mine, build, and creepily admire each other’s creations

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	67

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so dedicated that they will literally go to any lengths to show their support. Our community is so tight-knit that we even have a player who has vowed to masturbate to each and every new member, whether they like it or not. Talk about dedication!

But don’t worry, that’s not the only reason to join our server. We also have epic battles, insane builds, and a thriving economy that will make you feel like a virtual millionaire. Plus, our staff is always on hand to help with any issues you may encounter – whether it’s a pesky creeper blowing up your house or a player stealing your diamonds.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything can happen – including getting a surprise visit from our resident masturbator. You won’t regret it…probably.

HolyCraft: Where Saints and Sinners Unite

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crops Grown:	5994	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in your nation? Join our Minecraft server and ascend to god-like status! Build towering temples, summon lightning bolts, and rain down divine punishment on your enemies. Who needs democracy when you can rule with an iron fist and a golden crown? Join us and become the holy ruler you were always meant to be!

Crafty McCraftface – The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

Adventure, Amanogawa Shiina, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, blocky, Chisaka Airi, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Crafty, Dizzy Dokuro, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi, Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia Ashelia, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, McCraftface, Muu Muyu, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, phase connect, Phase Connect Character References, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Phase Connect Official Website, Phase Connect Schedule, Phase Connect Twitch Archive, Phase Connect Twitter, Pipkin Pippa, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Ultimate, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1835
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you can join a community of players led by the most epic Minecraft streamers out there!

Imagine building your dream castle with Lia 鈴香アシェリア, who can turn a simple block of dirt into a majestic fortress in no time. Or teaming up with Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper”. And don’t even get us started on Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり – they can tame a whole army of wolves to protect your base!

But that’s not all – we’ve got crazy adventures with Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived (true story). And if you’re feeling brave, you can join Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる on a quest to find the elusive Ender Dragon – just don’t forget your enchanted armor!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because with players like Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ around, anything can happen – and probably will!