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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9423 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Join our server and embark on epic quests such as finding the legendary Fountain of Youth to turn back the clock on your age, or completing the “Midlife Crisis” questline where you must trade in your diamond sword for a minivan.
Don’t worry if you feel like you have nothing and have done nothing in life – on our server, you can start fresh and build a whole new legacy for yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way to eternal youth (or at least until the next update)!