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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 5715 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story, bro. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll experience here.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into llama hybrids. Don’t worry, though, it’s all in good fun…we think.
Oh, and did we mention the giant chicken that roams the land, challenging players to epic duels? Yeah, that’s a thing.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Just remember, you voted for this madness, so no refunds allowed. LMAO!
