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TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Enchantments Applied:	80	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310
Gods Slained:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	7661	Holy Grails Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3808
Villages Defended:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Crops Grown:	1082
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	466	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8861
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dimension Hops:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magic Items Found:	5288	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7408	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	756	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mines Excavated:	3753
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Crops Grown:	5364

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Gods Slained:	0

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse