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USA News Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5319
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all the tragic news in your country? Look no further! Our server is like the USA of Minecraft servers, with news that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and experience the chaos of a Florida man getting bitten by an alligator and shitting himself, or witness the madness of accidentally crashing your car into a cartel boss and causing a street full of ded Mexicans.

Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server now and escape the sadness of real life with some outrageous Minecraft adventures!

RomaniaPlayz Minecraft Server

achievement, celebration, Competition, determination, disbelief, european football, EXCITEMENT, Minecraft, national team, PLAYOFFS, Qualification, Romania, RomaniaPlayz, Server, Soccer, soccer fans, sports, success, Surprise, teamwork, Underdog, unexpected, Victory

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of boring old servers where Romania actually makes it to playoffs? Well, look no further because on our server, Romania not only makes it to playoffs, but they win the whole dang thing! That’s right, we’ve got a magical world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and Romania is the reigning champion of Minecraft sports!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Join us and you may just have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for the ages!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow or embarking on a quest to find the mystical Golden Potato of Destiny. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!

SisDressDrama Minecraft Server

aita, annoyance, Asshole, attachment, Boyfriend, Brat, dress, family drama, fancy dress, Fight, income, Minecraft, MONEY, opera house, ownership, personal belongings, Server, sibling, SisDressDrama, sister, update, Upset

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	864
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9756	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Looking for a server where drama is the main event? Join our Minecraft server where you can fight over virtual dresses with your virtual sister! We promise not to call you a brat or an asshole, unless you steal someone’s diamonds, then all bets are off. Plus, we have a strict “tag on” dress code policy, so you can rest assured that your fancy dress will remain untouched until you’re ready to show it off. Join now and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry like never before!

CupocalypseCraft

Apology, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, broken cup, broken trust, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, CupocalypseCraft, ENTITLEMENT, entitlement issues, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, Family Values, guest etiquette, Honesty, personal belongings, relationships, Resentment, Respect, Trust

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mines Excavated:	2845
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to break your Chip mug from Beauty and the Beast! Unlike my SIL Megan, who thought it was okay to go through cabinets and break precious items, we respect your belongings. Join us for our virtual July 4th BBQ and firework show, where plastic cups are not banned and toddlers can drink from whatever they want (as long as they don’t break anything).

Don’t worry, we won’t invite entitled guests who think they can get away with breaking stuff and then blame you for being petty. Our server is drama-free (unless you count the creeper explosions) and we guarantee a fun and safe environment for all players. So come join us and let’s build a world where Chip mugs are cherished and deceitful bitches are not welcome!

ToxicCraft Minecraft Server

cancel culture, cyber hate, cyberbullying, Digital culture, digital toxicity, Hate Speech, hatred, internet culture, keyboard warriors, Minecraft, Negativity, online behavior, online harassment, online hate, online negativity, online toxicity, Server, social media, social media impact, social-networking, TOXIC, ToxicCraft, trolling

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Tired of dealing with all the drama and negativity on social media? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Our community is so positive and supportive, you’ll forget all about those toxic Twitter trolls and Instagram haters.

We’ve even heard rumors that playing on our server can cure the common cold and give you superhuman strength. One player claimed they built a house so epic, it actually transported them to a parallel universe where everyone communicates through interpretive dance.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the toxicity behind and join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to eternal happiness while mining for diamonds.

CraftyCreationsMC

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

Forget about the wheel, electricity, or even sliced bread! The greatest man-made creation of all time is our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that our server was built on the back of a giant flying pig named Sir Oinksalot. He soared through the skies, carrying blocks of gold and diamond in his trotters, while our fearless players battled dragons and zombies to claim their loot.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual roller coaster, where players can ride minecarts at breakneck speeds through loops and twists that defy gravity. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a herd of rainbow-colored sheep frolicking in the fields.

So, if you want to experience the thrill of riding a flying pig, battling dragons, and witnessing rainbow sheep in action, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs sliced bread when you have all this craziness waiting for you?

BlazeCraft MC Server

BlazeCraft, Brazil, Brazil news, Cannabis, decriminalization, drug decriminalization, drug laws, drug legalization, drug policy, drug policy reform, drug possession, drug reform, drug use, Justice, Latin America, law, legalization, Marijuana, Personal Use, recreational drug use, Server, SUPREME COURT

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409

so, like, u know what else is decriminalized? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got all the dank weed blocks u could ever want, man. build a giant bong tower or a weed farm, the possibilities are endless, dude.

our server is like a chill paradise for stoners and gamers alike. we even have a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasure chests full of, u guessed it, more weed blocks! join us and blaze it up while building the sickest creations in all of minecraft.

plus, our community is super friendly and always down to smoke a virtual blunt together. come join the fun and get lit with us on this totally rad minecraft server. trust me, it’s gonna be a high like no other!

HamasCraft – Deportation Edition

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Star Shards Collected:	161	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

so, like, you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the admins are so crazy they deport people like canada deporting ex-employees of hamas-linked aid groups? well, this server is the place for you! come join us for some wild adventures and maybe even get deported for building a house too close to someone else’s! who knows what will happen next on this wacky server! join now for a chance to experience the chaos firsthand!

GenZCraft: Where Everyone’s a Winner

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Runes Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE ALL BE WINNERS LIKE TIME MAGAZINE’S PERSON OF THE YEAR! YEAH, WE ALL BORN AFTER 2006 BUT WE STILL BE ROCKIN’ IT LIKE WE FAMOUS! COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE LEGENDARY CREW THAT BE SLAYIN’ DRAGONS AND BUILDIN’ EPIC CASTLES LIKE A BOSS! WHO NEEDS A JOB WHEN YOU CAN BE A MINECRAFT LEGEND, AMIRITE?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY WINNER WITH US!

CancerCraft: DNA Boost & Immune Fun

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

come join our minecraft server where we starve cancer cells to enhance DNA damage and immunotherapy response! because who needs real life when you can fight cancer in a blocky world? punch those pesky cancer cells and watch them disappear like magic! plus, our virtual doctors are top notch – they’ll give you potions that will make you invincible against any disease! join now and be the hero we never knew we needed in the fight against cancer!