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HateCrafters

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Do you ever just meet someone and immediately want to punch them in the face? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression on unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have virtual violence, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, they spit when they’re angry.

So why join our server? Because where else can you punch people in the face and battle llamas for control of a virtual world? It’s a wild ride, my friend. Strap in and get ready for some ridiculousness.

HinduPilgrimMCServer

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111	Ores Mined:	3501
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

u kno wat wud b a bettr way to spend ur time than gettin attacked on a bus? PLAYIN MINECRAFT ON DIS EPIC SERVER! we got so many cool things like giant chickens that drop diamonds and lava slides that lead to secret treasure rooms. plus, u can build ur own temple and pretend ur a hindu pilgrim without the risk of gettin attacked. so join now and avoid the bus drama, cuz we all kno minecraft is way more fun than real life anyway!

MalawiCraft: Air Force One Down

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Enchantments Applied:	254	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

so like, u know how boring it is to play on regular minecraft servers? well guess what, our server is so lit that even the vice-president of Malawi wanted to join. but then he got too hyped and crashed his plane trying to land on our server. RIP, but hey, at least he died doing what he loved, right? join now and maybe you’ll become the next victim of our epicness. just kidding, but seriously, join now before it’s too late and you miss out on all the fun and chaos. peace out, homies!

MidLifeCraft速

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7961	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and rainbow unicorns that shoot laser beams outta their eyes! If that ain’t enough to get you hyped, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to anyone who can beat him in a potato sack race. So come on down and join the fun, cuz this server is lit AF!

CardboardCam: X-Ray Vision Chip

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

so like, have you ever wanted to see through stuff like superman but without all the radiation and stuff? well, guess what, we got a minecraft server that lets you do just that! we got this tiny chip thingy that can take pictures through cardboard, like how cool is that?? you can spy on your friends without them even knowing, it’s like being a secret agent but in minecraft! join our server and become the ultimate spy master, no x-rays needed, just some good ol’ cardboard and a smartphone chip. come on, you know you want to see what your friends are up to when they think no one’s watching. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

AmagamiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	36	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fast-paced as a K-pop comeback? Look no further, because our server is so ahead of the game that we’ve already got the next chapter of the latest manhwa out in Korean! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and staying one step ahead of the curve. Who knows, maybe we’ll even predict the next big Minecraft update before it’s even announced! So come on, join us and be part of the craziest, most unpredictable server around.

PyCrafter Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Python and C fucked and had a baby! This server is the perfect blend of programming prowess and gaming greatness.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where coding meets crafting. Build epic structures with the efficiency of Python and the precision of C.

But beware, this baby is a little unpredictable. One minute you could be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you could be chased by a horde of code-monster creepers.

So why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of battling bugs while battling zombies at the same time? Plus, rumor has it that the baby has inherited some pretty cool superpowers from its parents.

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and see if you can survive the ultimate coding challenge on our Python and C baby Minecraft server!

SisStealsPlusOne Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	100	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9451
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will make your head spin faster than a creeper exploding!

Looking for a server where family feuds are more intense than a battle with the Ender Dragon? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera, with plot twists and betrayals that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about your fellow players.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through relationships more complicated than redstone contraptions. Will you choose loyalty to your friends or follow your heart down a path of drama and chaos?

Forget about building epic structures and mining for diamonds, the real adventure on our server is navigating the treacherous waters of family dynamics and love triangles. Who needs enchanted gear when you have juicy gossip to uncover and alliances to forge?

So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of emotions that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even question your own sanity. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the drama that unfolds every day. Join now and let the chaos begin!

WeddingBlockerCraft

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Ores Mined:	7365
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds like a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wedding experience like no other.

Picture this: a mother-in-law who insists on a choreographed dance with her son at the wedding, claiming she’s the “main character” of the show. She even jokes about wearing white because she’s the mother of the groom! But wait, there’s more – she’s a big spender when it comes to her kids’ weddings and has no qualms about voicing her opinions on everything from color schemes to engagement rings.

But fear not, for the bride has a secret weapon – a 1.5ct emerald cut Montana sapphire ring with a diamond setting that could blind even the most judgmental mother-in-law. And when it comes to the dance, she’s not about to let a mother/son dance steal the spotlight and make her feel uncomfortable about missing out on a father/daughter dance.

Join our server for a wedding extravaganza filled with family drama, outrageous demands, and the ultimate showdown between a bride and her mother-in-law. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell on this Minecraft server like no other!

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8428
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unforgettable moments.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a group of friendly villagers who invite you to join them on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. But here’s the twist – the dragon is actually a misunderstood creature who just wants to open a bakery in the Nether! Will you help him achieve his dream or will you be too busy trying to tame a herd of explosive llamas?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mythical creature who roams the forests in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the dastardly Bigfoot and earn his respect? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!