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BOYS AND GIRLS Minecraft SMP

aew, AEW BOUND, Boys, DRAW A DIME, DRAW A MILLY, dynamite, Entertainment, FUCKS HIS DOG, gather round, Girls, Having Fun, Minecraft, no reason, NO RHYME, silly, SLog, smp, TONY KHAN, WATCHING DYNAMITE, wrestling

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server. Legend has it that Tony Khan himself tried to join, but he couldn’t handle the intensity of our builds and ended up accidentally spawning a million creepers in his base. And that’s not even the craziest part!

We have boys and girls coming together to create the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Tony Khan riding a llama, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you think you can outbuild us, think again. We once had a player who tried to build a replica of Dynamite, but it ended up looking more like a soggy potato.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and where Tony Khan may or may not have a secret dog army, then come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits.

Blocky Bullshit Bonanza

Absurd, anger, ANNOYED, bewildered, blocky, bonanza, bullshit, confusion, disbelief, dumbfounded, exasperation, Flabbergasted, Frustration, incomprehensible, irritated, mind-boggling, Nonsensical, Outrageous, puzzled, Ridiculous, SPEECHLESS.., what the hell, WTF

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, strap in because this server is about to take you on a wild ride! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and sparkles.

Join us on this crazy adventure and see what other wacky surprises await you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

SaudiCraft: Where even creepers are jeety!

Appearance, beauty standards, CREEPERS, culture, ethnic identity, fashion, fashion trends, Headscarf, heritage, identity crisis, jeety, keffiyeh, MIDDLE EAST, robe, Saudi Arabia, SaudiCraft, Saudis, Stereotypes, Style, taqiyah, thobe, traditional clothing

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and find out why Saudis look so jeety! We’ve got camels riding pigs, flying carpets instead of horses, and even a secret underground cave filled with gold and diamonds (guarded by a friendly genie, of course). So come on down and see for yourself – you won’t believe your eyes!

The Blocky Banter Brigade: Server No. 673068789 by Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, banter, Based, blocky, Brigade, No. 673068789, Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Animals Bred:	160	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You can even join in and show off your best dance moves!

2. We have a pet dragon for every player on the server. That’s right, your very own fire-breathing companion to help you conquer the land and look super cool while doing it.

3. Our server has a magical portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of chocolate bars and ride a unicorn made of cotton candy. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

4. The server owner is actually a wizard who can grant you three wishes if you find the hidden golden apple in the enchanted forest. You could wish for infinite diamonds, the ability to fly, or even a pet zombie pigman named Bob.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

PajeetCraft: Where we mine diamonds, not become jew slaves! LOL

Colonialism, cultural assimilation, diamonds, discrimination, global history, identity politics, imperialism, jew, Jews, lol, marginalized communities, minority groups, Oppression, PajeetCraft, pajeets, power dynamics, prejudice, racism, Slavery, slaves, social hierarchy, social justice, Stereotypes, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where pajeets are trying to become jew slaves for the most outrageous reasons you can imagine. Watch as the pajeets try to impress the jews with their crazy antics, from building giant statues of bagels to creating elaborate diamond mines in the shape of menorahs. And why do the jews seem to avoid them? Who knows, but it makes for some hilarious drama on our server. So come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Blocktopia: The Land of Infinite Creepers

arizona, blocktopia, change of scenery, CREEPERS, cultural shift, decadent state, Departure, desert climate, dry weather, Escape, expat life, foreign country, Infinite, international move, Islamic Republic of France, Land, Move, new home, rainless, Relocation, southwestern United States, Sunny, sunny skies, tucson

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8645
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mines Excavated:	4602	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Tired of dealing with baguettes and berets in the Islamic Republic of Fr*nce? Say no more! Join our Minecraft server and escape to the sunny and rainless lands of Tucson, ARIZONA!

We’ve got cacti taller than the Eiffel Tower, mines deeper than the Louvre, and creepers scarier than a French mime on a bad day.

Join us for a wild ride filled with desert adventures, spicy tacos, and maybe even a showdown with a bandit riding a giant scorpion. Who needs the Eiffel Tower when you can build your own towering cactus fortress?

So pack your virtual bags, leave the baguettes behind, and come join us in the wild west of Minecraft! Viva la Tucson! 🌵🌮🦂

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 673068225 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

Adventure, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, chilling, CREEPERS, crime, Dark, detective, Enigmatic, Epic, fear, Fiction, Gripping, investigation, Minecraft, Mysterious, Mystery, No. 673068225, novel, page-turner, plot twist, psychological thriller, Server, Suspense, Thriller, Tread

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and a psychedelic trip – you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market trading operation, selling rare items and enchanted gear. Want a sword that shoots fireballs? No problem, just trade a stack of emeralds and it’s yours.

And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games. Ever played a game of parkour where the floor is made of lava and the obstacles are moving? It’s like a game of hot potato, but with more screaming and panic.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Crafty Krautopolis: SICP Edition

Am Rande der Gesellschaft, Counter culture, Crafty, Der Schattenmacher, Edition, EinProzent podcast, English language analysis, Flügel TV, Get active, Kraut/pol, Krautopolis, Krautzone, Learn German script, Maps, Meme Collections, Metapolitical phalanx, Polls, Schwarze Fahne, SICP, SICP edish, Spread flyers and stickers, Thead OP pasta, Wir klären das, WolfPMS

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server, where we create memes, spread memes, and even attack the narrative! Join us to get /fit/ and be part of the metapolitical phalanx. We spread flyers and stickers, physically remove leftist Agitprop, and discuss politics while calling attention to the Unrecht.

But that’s not all – we’re all about counter culture here. From the Schwarze Fahne channel to the EinProzent podcast, we’ve got all the edgy content you could ever want. Plus, we have crazy activities like learning German script (Kurrent, Sütterlin) and getting active with solifonds.

So come join us on this server where the memes are dank, the politics are spicy, and the adventure never ends! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating?

Blocky Buffet

Affection, assailant, blocky, buffet, Character development, Empathy, FANTASY, forgiveness, forgiveness arc, forgiveness journey, growth, healing, isekai, love, Maseki Gurume, misunderstood, overcoming trauma, Redemption, redemption arc, romance, second chances, Understanding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have the chance to forgive your assailant who is actually just a misunderstood lass looking for love and affection in isekai! Join us for the ultimate adventure where you’ll navigate through crazy plot twists and turns, all while trying to survive in a world where forgiveness is key. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unexpected places! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to forgive and thrive in this wacky Minecraft world.

BoomerCraft: Where 20-year-old guys try to figure out how to use a crafting table

20 year old, 20YearOld, 41 year old, 4chan, ANONYMOUS, BoomerCraft, Crafting, date of creation, digital age, Figure, generation X, guy, guys, image related, imageboard, internet culture, internet history, Meme culture, millennial, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, social media, Table, Technology

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Void Armor Forged:	13

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a 20-year-old 4chan veteran who has been trolling since the dawn of the internet! Join us and experience the chaos and hilarity that only a seasoned meme lord can provide.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a 41-year-old player who claims to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Legend has it that he once built a roller coaster that went all the way to the Nether and back. Can you top that?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the internet itself, come join us for a truly unique gaming experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin – things can get pretty crazy around here!

Crafty Incels: Where Creeper Kills are Encouraged

coping mechanisms, Crafty, creeper, depression, emotional well being, encouraged, Incels, kills, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, Misogyny, online communities, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self worth, social rejection, societal pressures, stigma, SUICIDE, support groups, Therapy, toxic masculinity

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Meteorites Collected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Animals Bred:	187	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of dealing with incels in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is incel-free guaranteed! We’ve got a special anti-incel force field surrounding our world, so you can mine and build in peace without any creepy messages in the chat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to incels and hello to a world of wacky adventures and endless fun!